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Reply #15 on: July 08, 2007, 04:10:22 pm
I had the same problem, I wandered about a bit and someone asked me to turn up at their house on my cel.

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Reply #16 on: August 07, 2007, 02:10:08 pm
You will not laugh or see the funny of this but w/e.

TIP #1:

Do never crash a Hydra to the water, she has a life too :O

TIP #2:

Don't fly a AT-400 if ur not professional, it might crash ur Commands! :O (Real tip: Dont fly a AT-400 if your not professional, you would crash it! :O)

TIP #3:

Dont smoke!

TIP #4:

Dont drink! :O

TIP #5:

Dont do the Vertical Bird mission if ur very nervous xD

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Reply #17 on: August 07, 2007, 03:10:27 pm
tip #6

Don't do driving school if you get easilly stressed out
Note to self: stop trying driving school, you have broke to many controllers

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Reply #18 on: August 07, 2007, 03:15:06 pm
tip # 7 Dont give your food to Big Smoke.



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Reply #19 on: August 07, 2007, 03:17:39 pm
tip #8: these tips do not help you in anyway

tip #9: do not read these tips  :rofl:

tip #10: results may vary

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Reply #20 on: August 07, 2007, 05:21:37 pm
tip # 11   (GEnuine tip)... SA on PS2 is worth buying for the large map of SA that comes with it.



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Reply #21 on: August 07, 2007, 05:45:55 pm
tip # 12 the map isn't that big, better buy PC version



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Reply #22 on: August 07, 2007, 06:12:05 pm
tip #13: When attempting to fly while wanted beaware you will have so hydras on your arse, ready tot take you down with extreme force. THERE FUCKING SCARY.

tip #14: Dont land the AT400 at any airport a part from Las ventures due to size matters, i found out :(


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Reply #23 on: August 07, 2007, 09:24:22 pm
Tip #15

Killing Ryder on purpose early on in the game does not mean you skip lots of missions!

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Reply #24 on: August 07, 2007, 09:55:57 pm
Tip #16 When you see Woozie, think about me.



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Reply #25 on: August 07, 2007, 10:30:11 pm
lol, nice tips guys!



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Reply #26 on: August 08, 2007, 12:27:24 am
Tip #17:

If a Cluckin' Bell says "If you come back, you'r a moron" contact imediatly the Police Department but first, take a shotgun and kill him :)

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Reply #27 on: August 08, 2007, 04:53:11 am
Tip #18

Do not Attempt to Drift 34 Towtrucks connected to eachother.

Tip #19

Do not enter Area 51 Armed only with A Baseball bat.

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Reply #28 on: August 08, 2007, 05:58:07 am
Tip #20:
            Do Not Enter Area 51 With Only Flowers
Tip #21:
           Its fun to pash 2 player style
Tip #22:
           Dont Attempt 2 Player Boy On Boy Pash   :conf:
Tip #22:
           Taste The Cock, Anyone?
Tip #23:
           Dont Try To Lift 320lbs if your 3000000kgs....

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Reply #29 on: August 08, 2007, 01:07:56 pm
tip #24: when only armed with a colt 45 do not shoot the guy at ammunation he is pissing armed

tip #25: do not get into debt else you have so macho men come kill you


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