GTA San Andreas - General topic

[ItwasBrad]

I had the same problem, I wandered about a bit and someone asked me to turn up at their house on my cel.

=Brad=

(Completed SA twice on ps2 ftw)

[Grovyle]

You will not laugh or see the funny of this but w/e.

TIP #1:

Do never crash a Hydra to the water, she has a life too :O

TIP #2:

Don't fly a AT-400 if ur not professional, it might crash ur Commands! :O (Real tip: Dont fly a AT-400 if your not professional, you would crash it! :O)

TIP #3:

Dont smoke!

TIP #4:

Dont drink! :O

TIP #5:

Dont do the Vertical Bird mission if ur very nervous xD

More tips comming soon

[dan_lcfc]

tip #6

Don't do driving school if you get easilly stressed out
Note to self: stop trying driving school, you have broke to many controllers

[Jcstodds]

tip # 7 Dont give your food to Big Smoke.

[Obi1]

tip #8: these tips do not help you in anyway

tip #9: do not read these tips 

tip #10: results may vary

[Jcstodds]

tip # 11   (GEnuine tip)... SA on PS2 is worth buying for the large map of SA that comes with it.

[Niitro]

tip # 12 the map isn't that big, better buy PC version

[WDoyle]

tip #13: When attempting to fly while wanted beaware you will have so hydras on your arse, ready tot take you down with extreme force. THERE FUCKING SCARY.

tip #14: Dont land the AT400 at any airport a part from Las ventures due to size matters, i found out

[dan_lcfc]

Tip #15

Killing Ryder on purpose early on in the game does not mean you skip lots of missions!

[Cross]

Tip #16 When you see Woozie, think about me.

[Indigo]

lol, nice tips guys!

[Grovyle]

Tip #17:

If a Cluckin' Bell says "If you come back, you'r a moron" contact imediatly the Police Department but first, take a shotgun and kill him

[Australia]

Tip #18

Do not Attempt to Drift 34 Towtrucks connected to eachother.

Tip #19

Do not enter Area 51 Armed only with A Baseball bat.

 

[UberPwner]

Tip #20:
            Do Not Enter Area 51 With Only Flowers
Tip #21:
           Its fun to pash 2 player style
Tip #22:
           Dont Attempt 2 Player Boy On Boy Pash   :conf:
Tip #22:
           Taste The Cock, Anyone?
Tip #23:
           Dont Try To Lift 320lbs if your 3000000kgs....

[WDoyle]

tip #24: when only armed with a colt 45 do not shoot the guy at ammunation he is pissing armed

tip #25: do not get into debt else you have so macho men come kill you