Toilet HumorEverything depends on the transitthe ghost shit (also known as the diver)
You can feel him, you hear him splash into the water, but there is nothing in the toilet.
The clean shit:
lying down so beautiful in the toilet, no trace on the paper
The eternal shit:
you keep whiping your ass, but shit keeps comming on the toilet paper.
untill you decide to put a toilet paper in your underwear to avoid any traces
the extra shit:
The come-back or the counterattack by revenge, your done, but when you get
your pants on there is a shit comming out your ass
the popular shit:
your sitting on the toilet and start to fart so loud other people can hear it
and start to laugh with it.
the Big Mac shit:
he is so great that you are afraid to brake him when you flush.
You are amazed and proud at the same time that you gave birth to this masterpiece
the cannonball shit:
comming out of your ass with such an amazing speed, that you are afraid the toilet water is gonne
splash your ass.
the surprice shit:
you thought you had to fart, but there is more comming out your ass..
Rabbit shit:
Small balls, some float, sometimes they sink. They are sweet
De morning-after shit (after a real big party)
The yellow/brown liquid that makes the whole toilet dirty..
smells so bad it burns your ass!
added by argonath membersnever done shit: (Matthew_Cipricla asked me to add this one)
the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back.
the painfull shit: (also one from Matthew_Cipricla)
the turd where it feels like you shitting out a stone.
when you hold this in to where you feel like you dont need take a shit anymore but you say to yourself
"I better go take a shit" but when you do......worst mistake of your life. VERY painful, during and after
the shit is done all you want to do is lay down on the couch gasping for air, chowing down on malox, and holding your asshole.
Workout shit: ( this is 1 from call_me_dad )
You try to clear your stomach, forcing with all your might. But the shit wont come out.
You try at different angles, take a deep breath in...deep breath out, lift you legs, hold the cistern, try to chew your tongue, but the shit wont come out. In the end you give-up and say:
"At least i had a great workout
The Shit of Steel (a.k.a SOS) - (this one is from schfifty )
It comes out like any other shit, but when you flush it tries to go down sideways, and no matter the force of the toilet, it will not break, OR go down. You could hook up a 300 Horsepower motor to this sucker and it wouldn't flush the first time. You have to flush it many times for it to go down.
lool :razz: :razz:
sorry for my bad english..
I'm dutch and had to translate the text
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