Stories of Yourself

[Chill]

My life story:

I popped out from my mum sometime 1995 in the very end of june. 1995 06 30. We had a huge house and dad was doing fine then later they divorced (cry cry) and I got to stay with both of them, pending from 1 week with that to 1 week with mum. Later dad got involved with stuff he shouldn't have got involved with and I stayed with mum since then, now I'm at school and I live a life with 30 babes crawling after me with cigars and shitload of helicopters, mansions, money and whiskey.

Might have been a bit missleading in the end there but whatever, that's kinda my life summated.

[Dmitry]

Ehm.. yesterday i was in school, was boring, then i went up to the city to play some snooker, i played first time with my new cue!
Then  icame back home, eat, set on teh comptuer.. went to sleep..
pretty boring after all...

[The_Wolf]

My life story:

I popped out from my mum sometime 1995 in the very end of june. 1995 06 30. We had a huge house and dad was doing fine then later they divorced (cry cry) and I got to stay with both of them, pending from 1 week with that to 1 week with mum. Later dad got involved with stuff he shouldn't have got involved with and I stayed with mum since then, now I'm at school and I live a life with 30 babes crawling after me with cigars and shitload of helicopters, mansions, money and whiskey.

Might have been a bit missleading in the end there but whatever, that's kinda my life summated.

Hmmm, you are acting quite mature, hard to believe you are 13 yeards old

[Chill]

Hmmm, you are acting quite mature, hard to believe you are 13 yeards old

Thanks man, if you'd see my irl picture you'd think I'm 15 :P, that's what some others say at least..
Won't be very good when I'm around 39 and people guesses that I'm 41 =O

[Immortal]

Guys how about u tell ur life story? :P
 

[stiffler2100]

today i was waiting outside of a school with my girfriend and another friend, we was approached by 5 people on bikes with hoddies, one asked for a ciggy, i said sure and gave him one, then he said give me the whole packet (attemptive robbery) i said, "no fuck off" he said "someone is going to get banged up(beaten up)" i said "what after school" he said "yeah" with a cocky grin on his face i replied "looks like i got an hour left then eh?" he said "nah bruv, give me your deck" i once again told him to fuck off and said no, him and his "crew" went away on there bikes...they are the gangsters my area lol, they broke my friends nose once but yes, he was too frightened to do anything as i know exactly who he is...his entire life was only 3 digits away from being ruined :P not like he's gonna end up anywhere though.

[sinamun]

on thursday,
i was in a french class sitting next to a babe,
and i asked her what perfume she was wearing, and she said some stuff and she goes do u like it, and i go yeah,
makes me want to lick you  :devroll:
she was blushing more than tomatos.

21 weaks ago, i got accepted to train for england rugby, 5 weeks ago, i was in a match against gloucester and at the first 5 seconds, the best player on opposing team got the ball, i dumped tackled him, with my head on the wrong side, he fell on my head and broke my jaw   :roll::

[stiffler2100]

on thursday,
i was in a french class sitting next to a babe,
and i asked her what perfume she was wearing, and she said some stuff and she goes do u like it, and i go yeah,
makes me want to lick you  :devroll:
she was blushing more than tomatos.

21 weaks ago, i got accepted to train for england rugby, 5 weeks ago, i was in a match against gloucester and at the first 5 seconds, the best player on opposing team got the ball, i dumped tackled him, with my head on the wrong side, he fell on my head and broke my jaw   :roll::

you probs wanted to lick her BEFORE she had perfume on. Owch about the breaking jaw thing, can imagine it really hurt.

[sinamun]

Owch about the breaking jaw thing, can imagine it really hurt.

i didnt notice it was broken cause it was cold, i carried on playing and stopped when my face ha dswelled up 

[stof]

Today i slept till 1PM and then went on my computer to type this, but later i have to go to the Dentist to get my teeth removed by the Murderer Jason with a Hockey mask.

[Mack10]

Today I got up at 11 PM, I ate something and then I went out wit' ma homies, and then we robbed some loosers for weed and we smoked everything, then i went home, and at evening i went again out and we had a fight, I broke my fingers, now I'm watchin' TV so late and typin' this eh.

[MasterNeo]

Today, i woke up and realised that life is short, and people can die anytime around u so u have to face the fact.

[Dogmatic]

I broke my fingers

lightweight

[EliteTerm]

Came back here after a 8 hour shift.


Life's boring, but I'm just going along with it.

[stiffler2100]

Today I got up at 11 PM, I ate something and then I went out wit' ma homies, and then we robbed some loosers for weed and we smoked everything, then i went home, and at evening i went again out and we had a fight, I broke my fingers, now I'm watchin' TV so late and typin' this eh.

you're the reason this world is shit. fuck you, i honestly hope when you try rob someone they pull a knife out on you and kill "yo ass" and your "homies"