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Offline Exterminator

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Reply #3360 on: April 19, 2011, 08:17:10 am
Steve_Platokk(12): Police Radio: SFPD, 10-76 SMB with sex units, 10-84 2 minutes, Over.

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Reply #3361 on: April 20, 2011, 09:56:16 am
Kalvin: Infernus or bullet? Banable?

I was amazed...
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Quote from: Webster on April 13, 2011, 01:12:03 am
[Rstar]Taizor has been unsuspected by Jimmy_Bowling for Hostage
Kenny(on Teamspeak): Wait Jimmy, hes not a hostage, hes aiding and trespassing, resuspect him again!
Jimmy(on Teampspeak):Oh
[Rstar]Taizor has been suspected by Jimmy Bowling for Not hostage
Kenny(Teamspeak):oh my god

I found it really funny at the moment  :lol:
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Reply #3362 on: April 21, 2011, 03:16:03 am
LOLOLOL i PWN  :m4: :m4: :m4:

You entered a Club(4043), owner: Molly_Jetson
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*CRASH*
[3r]Curtis_Taylor(27) shouts: stop!!
[3r]Curtis_Taylor(27) shouts: Fucking woman!!
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Been a bad boy again...
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Been a bad boy again...
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Reply #3363 on: April 21, 2011, 03:50:19 am
[17:13:35] <HushiCa> (18) Anyone have a perception at how Argonath will be like in 2 years? 4 years? Or even 6 years?
[17:13:48] <[AMW]Zed> (0) oh oh i know !
[17:13:49] <TeaM_Francis> (12) 6 years - probability of shut down
[17:13:50] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (26) In 2 years, IV:MP will be the main server.
[17:13:53] NexxtThePenguin(9) has joined the server from Netherlands
[17:13:56] <MidnightOmega> (13) 2-4 years, it's probably going to be IV:MP for the most part
[17:13:58] <TeaM_Francis> (12) Pingu :3  (The F**K LOL)
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[17:14:04] <MidnightOmega> (13) Then 6 years we'll have a V:MP server
[17:14:07] <[AMW]Zed> (0) 2 years, itll have 2 JDC's he duplicates via Meiosis
[17:14:13] <[RPIT]JDC_Kolta> (26) LOL
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Reply #3364 on: April 21, 2011, 08:51:49 am
What's wrong pingu?  :(


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Reply #3365 on: April 21, 2011, 10:30:57 am
Pingu!! Noot Noot!


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Reply #3366 on: April 21, 2011, 05:15:53 pm
BEST THING EVER NEVER NEW IT WAS POSSIBLE
[11:10:21] Gimli (59) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.

"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And I'm gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel 'til you choke on your own fucked up ribs. Now, wake the FUCK UP!" - Alan Ford

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Reply #3367 on: April 21, 2011, 06:27:25 pm
Quote from: Molly on April 21, 2011, 05:15:53 pm
BEST THING EVER NEVER NEW IT WAS POSSIBLE
[11:10:21] Gimli (59) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.


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Reply #3368 on: April 21, 2011, 06:59:56 pm
Quote from: Molly on April 21, 2011, 05:15:53 pm
BEST THING EVER NEVER NEW IT WAS POSSIBLE
[11:10:21] Gimli (59) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.

Gimli wishes weed had a timer too :P

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Reply #3369 on: April 21, 2011, 07:49:11 pm
The scripter has been overthrown by the scripted. :lol:

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Reply #3370 on: April 21, 2011, 08:33:54 pm
5 secinds later mainchat EXPLODED with LOOLOLOLOLOL everyone IG was Shitting themselves then he came back and all the lols stopped  :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And I'm gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel 'til you choke on your own fucked up ribs. Now, wake the FUCK UP!" - Alan Ford

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Reply #3371 on: April 21, 2011, 08:52:39 pm
Quote from: Molly on April 21, 2011, 08:33:54 pm
5 secinds later mainchat EXPLODED with LOOLOLOLOLOL everyone IG was Shitting themselves then he came back and all the lols stopped  :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

srsly what?


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Reply #3372 on: April 21, 2011, 08:55:20 pm
Quote from: Molly on April 21, 2011, 08:33:54 pm
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

lmao...


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Reply #3373 on: April 21, 2011, 11:32:05 pm
cant tell if molly is serious


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Reply #3374 on: April 21, 2011, 11:54:55 pm
Admins being kicked by Jeffrey is nothing new.. try again..

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