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Reply #3570 on: August 07, 2011, 06:59:53 am
Quote from: Mr.Joker on July 17, 2011, 11:44:21 pm
[Rstar]Joker: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3....:D?
Catzu_Ezequias: Yo Dell, how much is 2+2X3.....:D?
[Rstar]DellStorm: 12

the fudge? 4x3 = 12 .. so whats wrong?

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Reply #3571 on: August 07, 2011, 11:17:07 am
Quote from: juppie445 on August 07, 2011, 06:59:53 am
the fudge? 4x3 = 12 .. so whats wrong?
You multiply first, add/substract later. So it's 2+6.


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Reply #3572 on: August 07, 2011, 12:28:21 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on August 07, 2011, 11:17:07 am
You multiply first, add/substract later. So it's 2+6.

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Reply #3573 on: August 08, 2011, 01:58:46 pm
PEMDAS!!!!!!

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Reply #3574 on: August 13, 2011, 10:49:51 pm
Quote from: juppie445 on August 07, 2011, 06:59:53 am
the fudge? 4x3 = 12 .. so whats wrong?

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Reply #3575 on: August 14, 2011, 10:21:59 pm
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: Free thai massage for sexy woman with a nice body and huge, contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: tits ( must be naked ), contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:11:02] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why iis nobody calling me?..
[22:11:03] <SugarD> (87) lol rape invitation in /ad
[22:11:14] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy Schnappel called
[22:11:18] <SugarD> (87) ...
[22:11:36] <SugarD> (87) Excuse me Jack, who?
[22:11:41] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy
[22:11:44] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why?
[22:11:48] <SugarD> (87) What about her exactly?
[22:11:54] <Jack_Marlen> (124) She called me for a free thai massage
[22:12:12] <SugarD> (87) Okay smartass, first of all, we aren't together anymore. Secondly, don't try to piss me off
[22:12:24] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Not my problem she called me
[22:12:32] <SugarD> (87) Jack, go to hell         ( Shit got serious )
[22:13:25] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Is that a problem that Amy called?  You broke up, maybe she wants to get free
[22:13:26] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Live her life
[22:13:44] <Modiano.> (49) rofl jack...


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Reply #3576 on: August 14, 2011, 10:23:42 pm
Quote from: Jack White on August 14, 2011, 10:21:59 pm
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: Free thai massage for sexy woman with a nice body and huge, contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: tits ( must be naked ), contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:11:02] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why iis nobody calling me?..
[22:11:03] <SugarD> (87) lol rape invitation in /ad
[22:11:14] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy Schnappel called
[22:11:18] <SugarD> (87) ...
[22:11:36] <SugarD> (87) Excuse me Jack, who?
[22:11:41] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy
[22:11:44] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why?
[22:11:48] <SugarD> (87) What about her exactly?
[22:11:54] <Jack_Marlen> (124) She called me for a free thai massage
[22:12:12] <SugarD> (87) Okay smartass, first of all, we aren't together anymore. Secondly, don't try to piss me off
[22:12:24] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Not my problem she called me
[22:12:32] <SugarD> (87) Jack, go to hell         ( Shit got serious )
[22:13:25] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Is that a problem that Amy called?  You broke up, maybe she wants to get free
[22:13:26] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Live her life
[22:13:44] <Modiano.> (49) rofl jack...


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Reply #3577 on: August 15, 2011, 05:29:59 am
Quote from: Jack White on August 14, 2011, 10:21:59 pm
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: Free thai massage for sexy woman with a nice body and huge, contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: tits ( must be naked ), contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:11:02] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why iis nobody calling me?..
[22:11:03] <SugarD> (87) lol rape invitation in /ad
[22:11:14] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy Schnappel called
[22:11:18] <SugarD> (87) ...
[22:11:36] <SugarD> (87) Excuse me Jack, who?
[22:11:41] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy
[22:11:44] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why?
[22:11:48] <SugarD> (87) What about her exactly?
[22:11:54] <Jack_Marlen> (124) She called me for a free thai massage
[22:12:12] <SugarD> (87) Okay smartass, first of all, we aren't together anymore. Secondly, don't try to piss me off
[22:12:24] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Not my problem she called me
[22:12:32] <SugarD> (87) Jack, go to hell         ( Shit got serious )
[22:13:25] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Is that a problem that Amy called?  You broke up, maybe she wants to get free
[22:13:26] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Live her life
[22:13:44] <Modiano.> (49) rofl jack...


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Reply #3578 on: August 15, 2011, 06:01:08 am
Quote from: Jack White on August 14, 2011, 10:21:59 pm
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: Free thai massage for sexy woman with a nice body and huge, contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:10:44] ADVERTISEMENT: tits ( must be naked ), contact Jack_Marlen(Phone:317265)
[22:11:02] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why iis nobody calling me?..
[22:11:03] <SugarD> (87) lol rape invitation in /ad
[22:11:14] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy Schnappel called
[22:11:18] <SugarD> (87) ...
[22:11:36] <SugarD> (87) Excuse me Jack, who?
[22:11:41] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Amy
[22:11:44] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Why?
[22:11:48] <SugarD> (87) What about her exactly?
[22:11:54] <Jack_Marlen> (124) She called me for a free thai massage
[22:12:12] <SugarD> (87) Okay smartass, first of all, we aren't together anymore. Secondly, don't try to piss me off
[22:12:24] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Not my problem she called me
[22:12:32] <SugarD> (87) Jack, go to hell         ( Shit got serious )
[22:13:25] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Is that a problem that Amy called?  You broke up, maybe she wants to get free
[22:13:26] <Jack_Marlen> (124) Live her life
[22:13:44] <Modiano.> (49) rofl jack...


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Cool provoking bro.

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Reply #3579 on: August 16, 2011, 05:31:07 pm
* Leroy does a passport test

[16:17:50] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: who is president of argonath
[16:18:02] dutty(75) says: idk obama (Barack Obama - US)

[16:19:37] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: Who is prime minister?
[16:19:48] dutty(75) says: camrin (David Camron - UK)



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Reply #3580 on: August 16, 2011, 05:35:28 pm
Quote from: Leroy on August 16, 2011, 05:31:07 pm
* Leroy does a passport test

[16:17:50] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: who is president of argonath
[16:18:02] dutty(75) says: idk obama (Barack Obama - US)

[16:19:37] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: Who is prime minister?
[16:19:48] dutty(75) says: camrin (David Camron - UK)

It is very funny, you are sure he read the rules?  :banana:


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Reply #3581 on: August 17, 2011, 01:32:36 am
Quote from: Leroy on August 16, 2011, 05:31:07 pm
* Leroy does a passport test

[16:17:50] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: who is president of argonath
[16:18:02] dutty(75) says: idk obama (Barack Obama - US)

[16:19:37] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: Who is prime minister?
[16:19:48] dutty(75) says: camrin (David Camron - UK)

haha i would give him the passport just for knowing those xD

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Reply #3582 on: August 18, 2011, 04:49:13 pm
Quote from: Leroy on August 16, 2011, 05:31:07 pm
* Leroy does a passport test

[16:17:50] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: who is president of argonath
[16:18:02] dutty(75) says: idk obama (Barack Obama - US)

[16:19:37] [Rstar]Leroy(103) says: Who is prime minister?
[16:19:48] dutty(75) says: camrin (David Camron - UK)

Haha, always funny with new players! :)


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Reply #3583 on: August 19, 2011, 02:35:16 pm
[00:33:15] <[Rstar]Petey> (37) alright guys.. im the only one on here. so im gonna be stict.. dont fuck around :D

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thats jus like.. "no... no your not"

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Reply #3584 on: August 20, 2011, 02:57:19 pm
yeah bloody battle snuck in just as i was typing that haha. think i said after that maybe not as well. cant remember if that was admin chat or main chat tho


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