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Reply #3780 on: December 11, 2011, 07:35:57 pm
Quote from: FlameMan on December 11, 2011, 06:03:59 pm
Unless someone = cop
Still not funny. Especially in a chat log.


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Reply #3781 on: December 11, 2011, 08:15:48 pm
Yeah I also don't find this funny :P

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Reply #3782 on: December 11, 2011, 11:29:09 pm
Gary_Ancelotti(129) rapes jeffrey
Gary_Ancelotti(129) rapes jeffrey
Gary_Ancelotti(129) rapes jeffrey
Matt_Stenberg: (35) not me
Gary_Ancelotti(129) rapes jeffrey
[G6]Jeffrey_Tatum: (53) .kick 129 flooding
Gary_Ancelotti(129) rapes jeffrey
Gary_Ancelotti (129) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.


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Reply #3783 on: December 12, 2011, 12:28:47 am
another very funny chat log...

intentional flooding should be rewarded with a 60 min tempban


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Reply #3784 on: December 12, 2011, 12:39:24 am
Edited and removed alot of stuff that dind't belong in funny chat log along with non-sense screenshots not having a thing to do with this thread, any further posting un-related or provoked kicks anything like that you can't expect the post to stay for long i will either edit or totaly remove it.

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Reply #3785 on: December 12, 2011, 01:10:31 am
John_Falcone(10) says :You-Suck-Bro.Com.ArgonathRPG.Gandalf/forum/index.php
Chris_Falcone(37) says :Is that real?

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mader fukers,
If Remo_Gulucan was here, no arttuse farkos has left here.Panda you stoll remo house hq and bizz, fuke you mader fuker.all the admins can fuke off you are all liers and you ben samiir fuke you.
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Reply #3786 on: December 12, 2011, 01:20:01 am
Quote from: Aragorn on March 23, 2009, 05:45:33 pm
Logs will be added to the site Argonath HUMOR pages.

1. Screenshots will not go to Humor page on site
2. Try to post the correct nicks of players in logs, not just "Some guy:"
3. Repeated situations will not go to the Humor page (not your fault though, just inform you)
4. Complains, flame will be cut and forum users warned.
5. Try to keep to the HUMOR, as it was supposed from the beginning...

Thank you.
Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic

Stick to the rules that has been made, please.


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Reply #3787 on: December 12, 2011, 01:51:34 am
Quote from: Mashgash on December 12, 2011, 01:20:01 am
Stick to the rules that has been made, please.
I tough a very small screenshot with jsut the chat is allowed? anyway sorry

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mader fukers,
If Remo_Gulucan was here, no arttuse farkos has left here.Panda you stoll remo house hq and bizz, fuke you mader fuker.all the admins can fuke off you are all liers and you ben samiir fuke you.
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Reply #3788 on: December 17, 2011, 02:22:07 am
Lothus25(13) has been jailed by Mahome for 180 seconds.

PM from Lothus25(13): reported to admins for 180 jail second


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Reply #3789 on: December 17, 2011, 02:38:43 am
Quote from: mahome on December 17, 2011, 02:22:07 am
Lothus25(13) has been jailed by Mahome for 180 seconds.

PM from Lothus25(13): reported to admins for 180 jail second
:lol: No offence but I totally love new players due to this, their comments are fantastic and can do my day.


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Reply #3790 on: December 17, 2011, 03:44:30 am
Quote from: Daniel_Bradford on December 11, 2011, 10:26:25 am
[10:20:19] [Help Chat] frank_boss(28): how to become afk?


[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) help please
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) id 37 dm
[PB]Crazyboyboy.Dogg: (59) on me
[WS]SeanC: (36) Crazy, you're a suspect.

Poor newbie  :lol:


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Reply #3791 on: December 17, 2011, 06:25:03 am
Quote from: mahome on December 17, 2011, 02:22:07 am
Lothus25(13) has been jailed by Mahomofor 180 seconds.

PM from Lothus25(13): reported to admins for 180 jail second

Fixed  :D

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Reply #3792 on: December 17, 2011, 02:23:00 pm
(In a patrol with Tom and Cyril).
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Cy, gimme 80k.
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: Alright, get us to an ATM first.
*One minute passes by*
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Woooooooooooooo
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ty ty ty ty ty ty ty tyty ty <3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: : ))))))))))
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Cyril = most generous person?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ye
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: of course
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: king of france
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Share 40k with me? : 3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: mind if I /wire you? : D or are you in negative? : D
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Lol, are you serious?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: How much money do you have?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: He gave me 80k...
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Jesus
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: 2.7 mil. I won a 1 mil lotto yesterday
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: HOLY F*** GIMME
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: LOL
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: HAHA


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Reply #3793 on: December 19, 2011, 09:24:28 am
Quote from: pixy on December 17, 2011, 02:23:00 pm
(In a patrol with Tom and Cyril).
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Cy, gimme 80k.
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: Alright, get us to an ATM first.
*One minute passes by*
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Woooooooooooooo
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ty ty ty ty ty ty ty tyty ty <3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: : ))))))))))
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Cyril = most generous person?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ye
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: of course
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: king of france
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Share 40k with me? : 3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: mind if I /wire you? : D or are you in negative? : D
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Lol, are you serious?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: How much money do you have?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: He gave me 80k...
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Jesus
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: 2.7 mil. I won a 1 mil lotto yesterday
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: HOLY F*** GIMME
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: LOL
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: HAHA

CYRIL IS GREEDY MOFO ALWAYS ASKIN ME FOR MAH CASH  :mad:

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Reply #3794 on: December 22, 2011, 07:44:51 pm
Quote from: pixy on December 17, 2011, 02:23:00 pm
(In a patrol with Tom and Cyril).
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Cy, gimme 80k.
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: Alright, get us to an ATM first.
*One minute passes by*
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: Woooooooooooooo
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ty ty ty ty ty ty ty tyty ty <3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: : ))))))))))
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Cyril = most generous person?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: ye
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: of course
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: king of france
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Share 40k with me? : 3
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: mind if I /wire you? : D or are you in negative? : D
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Lol, are you serious?
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: How much money do you have?
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: He gave me 80k...
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Jesus
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: 2.7 mil. I won a 1 mil lotto yesterday
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: HOLY F*** GIMME
Cyril_Olaso(xx) says: LOL
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: HAHA
Ro0o0oFL !!  :hah:  :hah:

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