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Offline Orel

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Reply #3810 on: January 22, 2012, 03:28:45 pm
Nice one. ;)



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Reply #3811 on: January 22, 2012, 08:47:03 pm
This is funny chat logs, not talk crap about other people logs, get it back on topic.


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Reply #3812 on: January 22, 2012, 09:21:20 pm
Quote from: pixy on January 14, 2012, 04:03:20 pm
(On the 2nd floor of LSPD. Tom locked and barricaded himself inside the briefing room and I was trying to break in)
[WS]Pixy(xx) takes out a fire extinguisher
[WS[Pixy(xx) places it in front of the door
Omfg Die Hard 4 ([TCL]Tom_Adams(xx)))
[WS]Pixy(xx) finds some cover
[WS]Pixy(xx) shoots the fire extinguisher
--Three seconds later--
[WS]Pixy(xx) walks through the rubble
[WS]Pixy(xx) takes a deep breath
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) shouts: YOU GOTTA PAY FINE NOW!!
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: I love the smell of fire extinguishers in the morning.
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) farts in front of pixy
[WS]Pixy(xx) says: Smells like... victory.
[WS]Pixy(xx) shouts: JESUS!!
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) says: LOL
[TCL]Tom_Adams(xx) shouts: HAHAH!!

Seems like me and Pixy are going to be comedians soon.


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Reply #3813 on: January 24, 2012, 05:14:41 pm
Removed random chatter.

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Reply #3814 on: January 29, 2012, 12:19:51 am
After crashing with a random speeder at Mullholland Intersection...


[14:58:28] PM to arzatear_pe_mate(53): sorry :)
[14:58:49] PM from arzatear_pe_mate(53): np,i just scammed a player and i have money for PNS
[14:58:50] erik53(22) has joined the server from Argentina.
[14:58:55] PM to arzatear_pe_mate(53): LOL!
[14:59:02] [B.M.C]Vomit was kicked by TeaM_Shejken(44) for afk as suspect.
[14:58:28] PM from arzatear_pe_mate(53): : ))




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If you are here for doing random event stuff, I'd recommend a free roam server. We're not that anymore. We're a roleplay server.

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Reply #3815 on: January 29, 2012, 12:25:49 am
I don't see the joke in there.


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Reply #3816 on: January 29, 2012, 12:14:47 pm
Quote from: MrRobby on January 29, 2012, 08:24:51 am


Neither in the + this is funny chat logs, not funny pics.


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Reply #3817 on: January 29, 2012, 12:50:41 pm
Quote from: MrBorsh on January 29, 2012, 12:19:51 am
After crashing with a random speeder at Mullholland Intersection...


[14:58:28] PM to arzatear_pe_mate(53): sorry :)
[14:58:49] PM from arzatear_pe_mate(53): np,i just scammed a player and i have money for PNS
[14:58:50] erik53(22) has joined the server from Argentina.
[14:58:55] PM to arzatear_pe_mate(53): LOL!
[14:59:02] [B.M.C]Vomit was kicked by TeaM_Shejken(44) for afk as suspect.
[14:58:28] PM from arzatear_pe_mate(53): : ))
As far as I know, scamming is allowed...well, DOggi said so anyway...so LOL! Not bad  ;)

Quote from: MrRobby on January 29, 2012, 08:24:51 am
<pic>
Even though its a picture, its still funny...  :lol:


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Reply #3818 on: January 29, 2012, 03:06:16 pm
[14:54:14] khuhro_Xt: (33) who is the president of Argonath
[14:54:23] (U]Vladimir_Makarov: (128) Obama
[14:54:25] Jerome_Froyan: (91) JAMES HUNTER
[14:54:33] Michel_Marques(104) has joined the server from Portugal.
[14:54:34] NexxtThePenguin: (73) Hey.
[14:54:35] khuhro_Xt: (33) its Gundalf you fuckers
[14:54:38] NexxtThePenguin: (73) lol
[14:54:41] (U]Vladimir_Makarov: (128) jhahahaha
[14:54:45] NexxtThePenguin: (73) His name is Gandalf, bro.
[14:54:47] khuhro_Xt (33): lol
[14:54:47] NexxtThePenguin: (73) way to go.


Quote from: Teddy on April 15, 2016, 03:28:22 am
If you are here for doing random event stuff, I'd recommend a free roam server. We're not that anymore. We're a roleplay server.

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Reply #3819 on: January 29, 2012, 06:35:06 pm
Quote from: MrBorsh on January 29, 2012, 03:06:16 pm
[14:54:14] khuhro_Xt: (33) who is the president of Argonath
[14:54:23] (U]Vladimir_Makarov: (128) Obama
[14:54:25] Jerome_Froyan: (91) JAMES HUNTER
[14:54:33] Michel_Marques(104) has joined the server from Portugal.
[14:54:34] NexxtThePenguin: (73) Hey.
[14:54:35] khuhro_Xt: (33) its Gundalf you f**kers
[14:54:38] NexxtThePenguin: (73) lol
[14:54:41] (U]Vladimir_Makarov: (128) jhahahaha
[14:54:45] NexxtThePenguin: (73) His name is Gandalf, bro.
[14:54:47] khuhro_Xt (33): lol
[14:54:47] NexxtThePenguin: (73) way to go.
Trolled by the troll :lol:


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Reply #3820 on: January 31, 2012, 02:16:54 pm
Quote from: Mashgash on January 29, 2012, 06:35:06 pm
Trolled by the troll :lol:

Depends on who are the trolls in your eyes (:



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Reply #3821 on: January 31, 2012, 02:27:46 pm
Found this while browsing screenshots

Jeremy_Chen shouts: OMG!
Jeremy_Chen shouts: U mad bro??!!
Max.Cipone says: I was about to ask you the same question
Max.Cipone says: Bone County Sheriff's Dept. Sheriff Cipone. Youre being ticketed for offroad driving.
Post Merge: January 31, 2012, 03:08:10 pm
Finland: Finland = Finland

Over 10 years in Argonath

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Reply #3822 on: January 31, 2012, 04:05:13 pm
Lol @ Finland.


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Reply #3823 on: February 01, 2012, 08:24:47 pm
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) hides on the car
[WS]Paco(37) doesnt notice
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) throws a taco on the windshield
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: AAA!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: What da' hell!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) quietly laughs
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: Sauron, why you throw tacos on my windshield!!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) thinks of another plan
[WS]Paco(37) says: Oh my God...
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) throws another one
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: SAURON!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: Please, I haven't done anythign!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) suddenly gets thrown in air and lands on the windshield
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: FUCK!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: Sauron why yo' bring me latinos?!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: I've had enough with those illegal immigrants!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) gets up
[WS]Paco(37) says: Oh my, he is alive.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) fakes a hop off the car
[WS]Paco(37) says: See ya latino!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) jumps in the boot
[WS]Paco(37) opens the boot of the vehicle.
[WS]Paco(37) closes the boot of the vehicle.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) sings Sierra Leone
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: OOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOO!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: WHAT!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: MY BOOT IS SINGING!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: OH MY GOD!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) sets a flare
Red smoke comes out of the boot (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
you can see a demon exit the car (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: MY CAR!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: HELP!!!
Red smoke disappears (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) throws a flare between Pacos legs
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: What da'!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: MY PANTS!!
[WS]Paco(37) unzips his pants and throws them
*after a little bit of time*
[WS]Paco(37) notices things has been calm.
[WS]Paco(37) approaches the car.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) throws a small stick of Dynamite on the road
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: WAAAAAAAAAAAAa!!
car starts shaking (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) comes out of the trunk
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) opens the boot of the vehicle.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) closes the boot of the vehicle.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: FINALLY!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: MORTALS!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts:  A DEMON!!!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: I FEAST ON YOUR SOULS!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: NOO! GET AWAY!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: COME CLOSER!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: IM NOT THAT SCARY!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: YOU ARE!!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) offers an handshake
[WS]Paco(37) says: You will kill me!
[WS]Paco(37) says: I dont trust demons!!
[WS]Paco(37) is confused and panicked.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) thinks
*tries to come closer*
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: DOnT!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) offers an handshake once more
[WS]Paco(37) says: Back off!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: By the power invested in me! Give this man some money!
$2 drops infront of you (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
[WS]Paco(37) says: Oh my God!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Trust me now?
[WS]Paco(37) says: Somewhat...
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: By the power invested in me! Give this man some weed seeds!
2 seeds drop (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
[WS]Paco(37) notcies them
[WS]Paco(37) says: Oh nice!
[WS]Paco(37) puts them on his pocket.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: How about now?
[20:55:05] [WS]Paco(37) says: Give me one second to think
[WS]Paco(37) scratches his head.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: How about this?
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Lords of sex-shops! Give this man some condoms!
5 condoms drop (ShawnZ_Stracci(130))
[WS]Paco(37) picks them up.
[WS]Paco(37) says: Oh my! You do whatever I think of!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) laughs
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Thats why i was brought to life!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Why am i a demon then?...
[WS]Paco(37) says: Well... I thought demons kill...
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) scratches his head
[WS]Paco(37) rolls his eyes.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: So thought i..
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) jumps on Paco
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: DIE MORTAL!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: EEEK!!!
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: You are heavy!!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) pushes him on the ground
[WS]Paco(37) shouts: MOM!!!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) holds his leg on Paco's chest
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: JOKE!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Im that latino from the car accident!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) helps Paco up.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: You were in the TV show, Pranked!
[WS]Paco(37) says: Pranked....
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) handshakes Paco
[WS]Paco(37) pulls out the FBI badge.
[WS]Paco(37) says: You're udner arrest.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Son of a bitch!
[WS]Paco(37) says: Criminal Organization and attempt of killing FBI Agent.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shows license to film
[WS]Paco(37) says: They're all arrested too.
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Oww...
You see FBI agents come in ([WS]Paco(37))
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) sees FBI
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) thinks what to do
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) takes Paco as a hostage
[WS]Paco(37) says: Pranked!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Dayum!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: You got us!
[WS]Paco(37) says: I call it Karma!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Even tho i was planning to slice your throat..
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Aaaanyway.
[WS]Paco(37) says: You what?
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) says: Thanks for participating in the show!
ShawnZ_Stracci(130) shouts: Crew, RUN!!!



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Reply #3824 on: February 01, 2012, 08:43:22 pm
I miss those old days when people used to RP more than... nowadays.. xD


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