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Offline Julio.

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Reply #3840 on: February 05, 2012, 12:31:09 am
All you gotta do is ban one, and they all just *as if like magic* disappear.

Happened on Paruni, aint funny at all bro, just annoying.



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Reply #3841 on: February 05, 2012, 01:38:43 am
Omg, now I'll have to scroll up 30 minutes, to be able to press "home"


If you are here for doing random event stuff, I'd recommend a free roam server. We're not that anymore. We're a roleplay server.


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Reply #3842 on: February 05, 2012, 12:58:54 pm
wttf and that in the same second

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Reply #3843 on: February 05, 2012, 02:27:59 pm

While i was in the bathroom of a burger shot

[13:52:25] [TCL]Mario(72) Takes out his co-ck

[[13:52:27] [TG]Negative(122) says: Where you at?

[13:52:29] ***[5060] [TG]Negative(122): LOL

[13:52:48] ***[5060] [TCL]Mario(72): haha

[13:52:54] [TG]Negative(122) says: You want a Supersize menu with a double cheese burger?

[13:53:09] [TG]Negative(122) looks under the toiletdoors.

[13:53:17] [TCL]Mario(72) shouts: i have a supersize here in my hands!!

[13:53:22] [TCL]Mario(72) Lughs hard

[13:53:27] [TG]Negative(122) starts laughing very hard.

[13:53:30] ***[5060] [TG]Negative(122): HAHA

[13:53:33] [TCL]Mario(72) Finish

[13:53:46] [TCL]Mario(72) Hides his co-ck again under the pants

[13:53:48] ***[5060] [TCL]Mario(72): :P

[13:53:49] [TG]Negative(122) says: Man, it stinks 'round here.

[13:54:00] [TG]Negative(122) sniffs some poopair.

[13:54:07] [TG]Negative(122) says: Don't touch me man!


[13:54:14] [TCL]Mario(72) Opens the door and keeps it open

[13:54:21] [TG]Negative(122) says: You were just playing with your co-ck!



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Reply #3844 on: February 05, 2012, 03:27:22 pm
While i was in the bathroom of a burger shot

[13:52:25] [TCL]Mario(72) Takes out his co-ck

[[13:52:27] [TG]Negative(122) says: Where you at?

[13:52:29] ***[5060] [TG]Negative(122): LOL

[13:52:48] ***[5060] [TCL]Mario(72): haha

[13:52:54] [TG]Negative(122) says: You want a Supersize menu with a double cheese burger?

[13:53:09] [TG]Negative(122) looks under the toiletdoors.

[13:53:17] [TCL]Mario(72) shouts: i have a supersize here in my hands!!

[13:53:22] [TCL]Mario(72) Lughs hard

[13:53:27] [TG]Negative(122) starts laughing very hard.

[13:53:30] ***[5060] [TG]Negative(122): HAHA

[13:53:33] [TCL]Mario(72) Finish

[13:53:46] [TCL]Mario(72) Hides his co-ck again under the pants

[13:53:48] ***[5060] [TCL]Mario(72): :P

[13:53:49] [TG]Negative(122) says: Man, it stinks 'round here.

[13:54:00] [TG]Negative(122) sniffs some poopair.

[13:54:07] [TG]Negative(122) says: Don't touch me man!


[13:54:14] [TCL]Mario(72) Opens the door and keeps it open

[13:54:21] [TG]Negative(122) says: You were just playing with your co-ck!

LOL  :rofl:



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Reply #3845 on: February 06, 2012, 01:30:07 am
removed the long wall of text got nofing to do with funny chatlogs.



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Reply #3846 on: February 06, 2012, 03:36:21 pm
removed the long wall of text got nofing to do with funny chatlogs.



-battle
Thanks.



San Fierro Driving School (SFDS) teacher [G6]Jeffrey_Cross is available
ADVERTISEMENT: LSPD vehicules are now Rare vehicules...,contact Paulo_Jorge(Phone:438446)
Manos_Marlen: (100) faggot.
Fez_Carnell(66) has joined the server from Estonia.
ADVERTISEMENT: LSPD vehicules are now Rare vehicules...,contact Paulo_Jorge(Phone:438446)
[Help Chat] Officer_Sherman(17): LSAP when you lg in
ADVERTISEMENT: LSPD vehicules are now Rare vehicules...,contact Paulo_Jorge(Phone:438446)
Bob_Falcone: (5) What was that?
[TCL]Nicky: (9) Stop misising /ad....
Doggi: (138) No flood...
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Miss.AbbyClause: (107) Take it off!
[G6]Sean_Johnson: (118) Same for you, Manos
Manos_Marlen(100) was warned by [Rstar]Louis(61) for No need to spam, you said it so.
[D]vincent_Falcone: (102) :OOOO manos
Manos_Marlen was kicked by Doggi(138) for Yes, correct, no need to spam.
[WS]Rudolph(6) has joined the server from United Kingdom.
[Help Chat] Jack_Logger(81): what is the housecode for black


28.06.1389. KOSOVO POLJE


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Reply #3847 on: February 06, 2012, 03:41:41 pm
Thanks.



San Fierro Driving School (SFDS) teacher [G6]Jeffrey_Cross is available
ADVERTISEMENT: LSPD vehicules are now Rare vehicules...,contact Paulo_Jorge(Phone:438446)
Manos_Marlen: (100) bad guy.
Fez_Carnell(66) has joined the server from Estonia.
ADVERTISEMENT: LSPD vehicules are now Rare vehicules...,contact Paulo_Jorge(Phone:438446)
[Help Chat] Officer_Sherman(17): LSAP when you lg in
ADVERTISEMENT: LSPD vehicules are now Rare vehicules...,contact Paulo_Jorge(Phone:438446)
Bob_Falcone: (5) What was that?
[TCL]Nicky: (9) Stop misising /ad....
Doggi: (138) No flood...
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Manos_Marlen: (100) No need to spam.
Miss.AbbyClause: (107) Take it off!
[G6]Sean_Johnson: (118) Same for you, Manos
Manos_Marlen(100) was warned by [Rstar]Louis(61) for No need to spam, you said it so.
[D]vincent_Falcone: (102) :OOOO manos
Manos_Marlen was kicked by Doggi(138) for Yes, correct, no need to spam.
[WS]Rudolph(6) has joined the server from United Kingdom.
[Help Chat] Jack_Logger(81): what is the housecode for black

Kindly enlighten me how to laugh at this, I rather found the huge wall of text in the previous page more funny.



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Reply #3848 on: February 06, 2012, 03:55:12 pm
Kindly enlighten me how to laugh at this, I rather found the huge wall of text in the previous page more funny.
Well, to be honest, it isn't funny to myself either, I just was bored.. Hope you understand me.


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Reply #3849 on: February 06, 2012, 04:01:09 pm
Well, to be honest, it isn't funny to myself either, I just was bored.. Hope you understand me.
Ok.



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Reply #3850 on: February 07, 2012, 05:31:36 pm
[21:15:33] Al_Queda1(73) has joined the server from United Kingdom.
[21:15:38] Al_Queda1 was kicked by [WS]Mash(123) for Change name.

He was like.. okay let's try another name..

[21:15:49] Al_Queda2(91) has joined the server from United Kingdom.
[21:15:59] Al_Queda2 was kicked by [WS]Mash(123) for change name.

Same tought goes trough his mind: 'wtf, what is wrong with my name. I'll change it again.'

[21:16:11] Al_Queda3 was kicked by [WS]Mash(123) for Change name.


He wasn't really understanding Al Queda was something bad or w/e  :lol:



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Offline Julio.

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Reply #3851 on: February 07, 2012, 05:39:49 pm
He must have exited and changed his name pretty quick, especially if he runs GTA from the disc.



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Reply #3852 on: February 08, 2012, 02:06:18 am
<Lorenzo_Marlen> (31) unsus 82 officers.
<[Rstar]Vince> (47) 82 of them?
<[Rstar]Vince> (47) corruption these days

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Reply #3853 on: February 08, 2012, 07:45:02 am
Logged in, said hi and stuff, few minutes pass without incident, asked everybody if things were calm..

[Rstar]EliteTerm: (15) Been calm tonight?

*Silence for a minute*

baby_rooney: (16) fuck you
Andrew_Collin: (18) k
Makaveli: (14) its been aiight
Dillion_Collin: (8) Elite
[Rstar]EliteTerm: (15) lol.. there's my answer
Dillion_Collin: (8) theres your answer

Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?


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Reply #3854 on: February 08, 2012, 09:23:41 am
[23:53:29] ADVERTISEMENT: /h chat spam much?{FF9900}, contact Alexandru_Stoica(Phone:902478)

[23:53:38] Alexandru_Stoica(75) was warned by [WS]Mash(99) for /ad abuse much?.

[23:53:38] <Manos_Marlen> (21) ab00z of /ad

[23:53:39] Alexandru_Stoica(75) was warned by [WS]Reece(96) for /ad abuse much?.

[23:53:43] <Bane_Velvo> (58) lol

[23:53:44] <Alexandru_Stoica> (75) my god

[23:53:45] <Albert_Smith> (4) lol

[23:53:45] <Cyril_Olaso> (43) lol

[23:53:50] <Alexandru_Stoica> (75) 2 times :(

[23:53:50] <Starky> (19) lol

[23:53:52] <Alexandru_Stoica> (75) damn



 


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