[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[McGarrett]

[00:36:20] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Heavy fires, Need police for roadblock and ems., Over.
[00:36:32] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Sheriff here, where is the fire?, Over.
[00:36:42] [BCSD]Ross_Dykes(8): Emergency Radio: where in flint county is  the fire , Over.
[00:36:42] [HG]smashed390(16): Emergency Radio: Flint County. The tunnel to SF, Over.
[00:36:49] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: SAVE THE COUNTRYSIDE!, Over.
[00:36:55] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: U38 enroute to flint tunnel. Sherrif, wich side will you take, Over.
[00:37:13] Roy_Blackwater(26): Emergency Radio: EMS support standing by., Over.
[00:37:15] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: I will drive through the side with the most fire, Over.
[00:37:41] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: Bringing some steak to cook , Over.
[00:37:57] StatuZ(38): Emergency Radio: I hit a deer not too long ago. I knew it was a good idea to stuff it in the back seat, Over.
[00:38:07] [Rstar]Jcstodds(3): Emergency Radio: BBQ time!, Over.

hahahahahahh! 

[Thomas 'Leroy' Crof]

An old one but still quite legendary to me:
[RO]Comy(78) is smoking weed in the police car
[WS]Thomas_C(29) says: [[ With cuffed hands? ]]
[RO]Comy(78) got a long leg


And another one that.. Well... Just read:
Conk(114): Police Radio: We got SU99 airbourne, refusing to land, Over.
Conk(114): Police Radio: Please launch HH, Over.
[WS]Jones_Collin(63): Police Radio: FBI HH is unavailable, Over.
ShawnZ_Stracci(61): Police Radio: OMG FBI using health hacks?, Over.   <--- Not entirely sure about this line, but it was something alike.
Conk(114): Police Radio: Tenfour, Over.
Thomas_C(111): Police Radio: You didn't know, ShawnZ?, Over.
ShawnZ_Stracci(61): Police Radio: OMG, Over.
Thomas_C(111): Police Radio: We've been using those for years actually, Over.
ShawnZ_Stracci(61): Police Radio: REPORTED, Over.
ShawnZ_Stracci(61): Police Radio: REPORTED FOR HH!, Over.
After that he said something like "Well, we still pwned ya". I laughed.

[Negative]

An old one but still quite legendary to me:
[RO]Comy(78) is smoking weed in the police car
[WS]Thomas_C(29) says: [[ With cuffed hands? ]]
[RO]Comy(78) got a long leg

 

[Mashgash]

An old one but still quite legendary to me:
[RO]Comy(78) is smoking weed in the police car
[WS]Thomas_C(29) says: [[ With cuffed hands? ]]
[RO]Comy(78) got a long leg

Good one.

[duffman]

An old one but still quite legendary to me:
[RO]Comy(78) is smoking weed in the police car
[WS]Thomas_C(29) says: [[ With cuffed hands? ]]
[RO]Comy(78) got a long leg

That nigga is crazyyyyyyy 

[Adam.]

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[PH]Adam_Ichiwa: Fried Girl? Mrs. Crunchy Tits?
Astaroth_Corleone: you have a fried girl? aaah bah the psycho!!!
Taylor_Collin: HEY that's a trick question because your mom doesn't count as your GF!

Happened 10 minutes ago.
Post Merge: February 17, 2012, 09:27:17 pmNexxtThePenguin: /getonline BrianThePenguin(40)
BrianThePenguin(40) has joined the server from Netherlands
NexxtThePenguin: OMG I pwn
[R*]EliteTerm: Ahh that command.
[R*]EliteTerm: Haven't seen it in a while.



Not as funny but still an epic fail, if you saw this IG it was better...

Team_Shejken: <insert long ass link here>
Team_Shejken: Opps sorry
MisterSjeiks: Holy shit it's porn
BrianThePenguin: Shejken no advertising

[Stefanrsb]

Was Ig, seen all 3..Fucking lol'd.. The last one isn't understandable on forums..

[Adam.]

Was Ig, seen all 3..f**king lol'd.. The last one isn't understandable on forums..

Sadly yes...like I said though, would be better if IG

[Stefanrsb]

Anton_Vinci (81) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): hi are you admin
PM to Huseyin_Kantarci(26): Nope, what's the problem?
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): just wanted to ask something who is admin you know?
PM to Huseyin_Kantarci(26): /admins - noany on now
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): sauron is active?

[McGarrett]

Anton_Vinci (81) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): hi are you admin
PM to Huseyin_Kantarci(26): Nope, what's the problem?
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): just wanted to ask something who is admin you know?
PM to Huseyin_Kantarci(26): /admins - noany on now
PM from Huseyin_Kantarci(26): sauron is active?

I don't actually find that funny. It's more of an fact.

[Exterminator]

I remember when i was new, i kept cursing sauron for being a terrible admin..

[Adam.]

CrazyDzimmy: (30) dubstep=transformers having sex


 :hurray:

[eymas]

CrazyDzimmy: (30) dubstep=transformers having sex


 :hurray:

Strangely enough i agree with this.

[Adam.]

Strangely enough i agree with this.

o.O

[Dutchy]

[WS]Michelle_N(78) says: GET IT UP FOR ME