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Offline fuzzball69

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Reply #3900 on: February 25, 2012, 12:31:19 pm
Most of the recent crap posted here is no where near funny so...
agreed....

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Reply #3901 on: February 25, 2012, 10:35:47 pm
[13:33:01] Kris_Sanders was kicked by [WS]Fuzzy(25) for nice name bro change it.

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Reply #3902 on: February 26, 2012, 12:04:44 am
Lol


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Reply #3903 on: February 27, 2012, 11:34:22 am
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Reply #3904 on: February 27, 2012, 12:07:57 pm
[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: sir you are reckless drive

Wake_Callison(31) says: No I am not

[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: ok , you may go


LOL :D

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Reply #3905 on: February 27, 2012, 01:47:33 pm
[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: sir you are reckless drive

Wake_Callison(31) says: No I am not

[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: ok , you may go


LOL :D

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Reply #3906 on: February 27, 2012, 03:55:05 pm
[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: sir you are reckless drive

Wake_Callison(31) says: No I am not

[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: ok , you may go


LOL :D

Hahaha! :D Just reminding me of the one when a ARPD officer pulled over a speeder and asked "Sir, why are you speeding?" and the speeder answered "uhm, because I got a fast car?" then the officer replied "Ok, you can go" xD


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Reply #3907 on: February 27, 2012, 06:31:21 pm
[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: sir you are reckless drive

Wake_Callison(31) says: No I am not

[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: ok , you may go


LOL :D

LOOOL  :lol:


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Reply #3908 on: February 28, 2012, 09:21:16 am
Nice ones guys  :lol:

This one was a personal message sent to me not long ago...as in, 5 minutes ago!

I've already told you not to keep posting where I do, it's f**king annoying


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Reply #3909 on: February 28, 2012, 09:23:19 am
Nice ones guys  :lol:

This one was a personal message sent to me not long ago...as in, 5 minutes ago!

Majority of the time I post, 3 minutes later there is a reply after it made by you.

Does get pretty annoying after a while.



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Reply #3910 on: February 28, 2012, 09:45:05 am
Nice ones guys  :lol:

This one was a personal message sent to me not long ago...as in, 5 minutes ago!

Keep it in your pm, it's not funny.


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Reply #3911 on: February 28, 2012, 06:37:54 pm
[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: sir you are reckless drive

Wake_Callison(31) says: No I am not

[NP]Monte.Montague(28) says: ok , you may go


LOL :D
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Reply #3912 on: February 28, 2012, 11:28:03 pm
[22:01:49] Steven.Cipone: (84) /getonline [Rstar]Daxx
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[22:02:05] [Rstar]Daxx(103) has joined the server from Finland.



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Reply #3913 on: February 28, 2012, 11:39:44 pm
He doing it wrong, it must be within 5 seconds else it's invalid.



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Reply #3914 on: February 28, 2012, 11:40:37 pm
[22:01:49] Steven.Cipone: (84) /getonline [Rstar]Daxx
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[22:02:05] [Rstar]Daxx(103) has joined the server from Finland.
He doing it wrong, it must be within 5 seconds else it's invalid.
There are 6 seconds!  :wow:



 


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