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Offline SVKRenz0

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Reply #4020 on: April 17, 2012, 06:06:36 pm
Quote from: Ted on April 17, 2012, 02:32:31 am
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: SAPD, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Not you, god., Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: ah come on!, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* SAPD here, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: SAPD here, go ahead, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Hello, can I have a high ranked at Downtown-market to north road please?, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: One moment operator, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Some of your units are under influience of drugs., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* sure thing!, Over.

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:



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Reply #4021 on: April 19, 2012, 03:59:10 pm
Quote from: Ted on April 17, 2012, 02:32:31 am
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: SAPD, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Not you, god., Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: FBI to SAPD., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: ah come on!, Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* SAPD here, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: SAPD here, go ahead, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Hello, can I have a high ranked at Downtown-market to north road please?, Over.
Andrew_Collin(5): Police Radio: One moment operator, Over.
[MA]TheRock_Kolta(13): Police Radio: Some of your units are under influience of drugs., Over.
[WS]Pepper(39): Police Radio: *different voice* sure thing!, Over.
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Reply #4022 on: April 21, 2012, 11:30:18 pm
[23:13:44] Heroin(10) was warned by Plam_Knight(40) for One report is enough.
[23:13:45] Heroin(10) was warned by [WS]Reece(1) for One report is enough.

Sometimes, good men have to do bad things to make the world right.

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Reply #4023 on: April 22, 2012, 02:01:56 am
They have the telepathy thing or whatever it is. :D

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Reply #4024 on: April 22, 2012, 11:30:33 am
Quote from: Michael_LV on April 21, 2012, 11:30:18 pm
[23:13:44] Heroin(10) was warned by Plam_Knight(40) for One report is enough.
[23:13:45] Heroin(10) was warned by [WS]Reece(1) for One report is enough.
One warn is enough.


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Reply #4025 on: April 22, 2012, 06:30:28 pm


28.06.1389. KOSOVO POLJE

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Reply #4026 on: April 23, 2012, 10:58:41 am
Quote from: Michael_LV on April 21, 2012, 11:30:18 pm
[23:13:44] Heroin(10) was warned by Plam_Knight(40) for One report is enough.
[23:13:45] Heroin(10) was warned by [WS]Reece(1) for One report is enough.

I see what you did there. :rules:

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The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #4027 on: April 23, 2012, 02:50:11 pm
EX-SAPD kicking method is just awesome.



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Reply #4028 on: April 23, 2012, 10:10:50 pm
Quote from: [SE]Dr_Pepper27 on April 19, 2012, 03:59:10 pm
:redface:

I still remember that night and laugh out hard :lol:
Roleplay ended up by you or another cop running me over, hahah

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Reply #4029 on: April 24, 2012, 03:52:29 pm
Quote from: TheRock on April 23, 2012, 10:10:50 pm
Roleplay ended up by you or another cop running me over, hahah
Does this mean it's legal to run over FBI Agents now?  :D

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Reply #4030 on: April 28, 2012, 03:05:26 am
Quote from: Mikal on April 24, 2012, 03:52:29 pm
Does this mean it's legal to run over FBI Agents now?  :D

Not D:..


Cookies to Gibson Collin for giving us a solo tonight on LSPD hahaha.

So, I was bugged with the interior so I did spectate instead, and I came across Gibson locked inside the toilet.. playing the guitar.

*Gibson Collin takes out a guitar.
iSanta(12) says: wowo
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: you are the one!!
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: you are the one and only!!
iSanta(12) says: the rock star is here
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: no body id rather be!!



Not quite funny to read, but the moment was epic.

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Reply #4031 on: April 28, 2012, 05:39:21 pm
Quote from: TheRock on April 28, 2012, 03:05:26 am
Not D:..


Cookies to Gibson Collin for giving us a solo tonight on LSPD hahaha.

So, I was bugged with the interior so I did spectate instead, and I came across Gibson locked inside the toilet.. playing the guitar.

*Gibson Collin takes out a guitar.
iSanta(12) says: wowo
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: you are the one!!
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: you are the one and only!!
iSanta(12) says: the rock star is here
Gibson_Collin(15) shouts: no body id rather be!!



Not quite funny to read, but the moment was epic.
Haha, he was in jail too.  :lol:

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Reply #4032 on: April 30, 2012, 09:28:39 am
How did he lock himself inside the toilet anyway? :trust: :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
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Reply #4033 on: May 03, 2012, 12:26:08 am
just happened thought it was funny -_-

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Reply #4034 on: May 03, 2012, 07:53:52 am
Quote from: Silent_Reborn54 on May 03, 2012, 12:26:08 am
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