[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Krueger]

Someone's deleting his posts? Because I think we lost some pages..  :roll:

[Julio.]

At the Casino:


I roll the dice, 2:1

DEALER: Hhaahhahahaa
Dealer rolls the dice, 1:1

Me: Whos laughing now haha.

lol

pwnt

[BlackEagle]

Alfred_Charles: (33) KEFFERY U BASCARD MUTHERTUCKA WHY KIK ME?

[Ted]

What a fellow he was.

[Stefanrsb]

Alfred_Charles: (33) KEFFERY U BASCARD MUTHERTUCKA WHY KIK ME?

Poor Keffery.

[BlackEagle]

What a fellow he was.

Yep, years passed and still remembered by many

[Webster]

Yep, years passed and still remembered by many

/ad selding shampkoo lvl: 1337 @ PS9

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[Void]

That Shampkoo level was 1338, if I remember correct.

[Webster]

That Shampkoo level was 1338, if I remember correct.

Yeah it was 1338, I made a small mistake there.

[McGarrett]

LoL ! 

[Kaze]

[20:45:15] Jubin: (7) Communism can never be equal, some women have different cup sizes

[17:43:22] ***[8888] Michael_GvardiaT(83): ill be contacting my internet provider and possibly punching him in the face
 

[McGarrett]

[20:45:15] Jubin: (7) Communism can never be equal, some women have different cup sizes

[17:43:22] ***[8888] Michael_GvardiaT(83): ill be contacting my internet provider and possibly punching him in the face
 

hmmh.. I don't get it. I even read it twice.

[Spikmun]

I havnt got the logs anymore as this happened in about 2009 (I think)

- I get pulled over by 2 police officers, Noreaga and Kenny. (Kenny. stays in the car and watches as Noreaga talks to me)

Noreaga: Do I have to call backup?
=AV=Spikmun: Excuse me?
Kenny.: Cool story
Noreaga: Pay $200
=AV=Spikmun: $200 ? That's a bit much officer...
Noreaga: You know what
Noreaga: $250
=AV=Spikmun: You just said $200
Noreaga: $250 now or the countdown will begin.
=AV=Spikmun: Do you want the $200 or not?
Noreaga: Pay up punk
=AV=Spikmun searches in his wallet and pulls out $200
Noreaga: $250
=AV=Spikmun: Da f**k is all I can say...
=AV=Spikmun pulls out another $50 and hands the money over
Noreaga: dont speed then in my town
Noreaga: now GTFO

(Him and Kenny. then drive off)

It's safe to say I never sped in "his town" again... 

Another one from 2009/2010 sort of time -

- 2 Officers (Jingle_Balls and [AF]Deacon_Kaye) approach me shortly after I get out of a Duneride I was driving

Jingle_Balls: Where the f**k did you get that duneride!?!
=AV=Spikmun: Excuse me?
Jingle_Balls: Answer me!!!!!
=AV=Spikmun: Theres nothing wrong with me driving it, is there officer?
Jingle_Balls: Nothing wrong!?
[AF]Deacon_Kaye drags off Spikmuns pants and laughs at him like Nelson in The Simpsons: - Ha Ha!
Jingle_Balls: Aint it f**king wrong stealing cars, eh!?
Jingle_Balls: Why the f**k did you steal it anyway!?
=AV=Spikmun: I was given it
Jingle_Balls: f**k!!
=AV=Spikmun starts laughing quietly

- Jingle and Deacon then wak off to their cruiser and drive off, Leaving me stood naked in the middle of the street. xD

[McGarrett]

I havnt got the logs anymore as this happened in about 2009 (I think)

- I get pulled over by 2 police officers, Noreaga and Kenny. (Kenny. stays in the car and watches as Noreaga talks to me)
(Him and Kenny. then drive off)

It's safe to say I never sped in "his town" again... 

Another one from 2009/2010 sort of time -

- 2 Officers (Jingle_Balls and [AF]Deacon_Kaye) approach me shortly after I get out of a Duneride I was driving

- Jingle and Deacon then wak off to their cruiser and drive off, Leaving me stood naked in the middle of the street. xD

LOOOL That was me and Jack White xD

Jack_White = Jingle_Balls and Deacon_Kaye = ME :P lol that was in 2010 and I remember that ahahahahaha!

[Leon.]

After many rounds of Russian Roulette and nothing happening...

Leon_Gvardia(1) aims the revolver at his eye.
Leon_Gvardia(1) says: Never shoot in your temple. You'll just go blind.
Leon_Gvardia(1) spins the chamber and shoots the revolver of Leon_Gvardia, nothing happens.
Leeon_Gvardia(1) slams it down.
[Rstar]EliteTerm(17) mutters
[Rstar]EliteTerm(17) picks it up
[Rstar]EliteTerm(17) aims it at Leon
Leon_Gvardia(1) says: Fuck.
[Rstar]EliteTerm(17) spins the chamber and shoots the revolver of Leon_Gvardia, weapon fires and he dies.
[Rstar]EliteTerm(17) shouts: DAMN IT FIRED BACKWARD!!

I laughed more than I should have for some reason.