[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Primus]

So this just came up...

Rihards_Mikas(xx) says: i killed 2 susspects, cuz i didnt know how tu make surrender them


For the sake of context: during the LVPD meeting. Midget was explaining his role as an 'advise officer' in the department. His official rank in SAPD is as an "officer", mine is "senior officer".

[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: Now as i advice officer my rank does not change, i am no higher than any officer!!
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: And am still under the direct command of the LVPD Snr's!!
Pixy(xx) shouts: Damn right!!

 

[Robby_Wilson]

[12:03:57] williams.1(34) was warned by [WS]Reece(5) for Hey I just met you, and this is crazy.

[12:03:59] williams.1 was banned by [WS]Reece(5) for but your a banevading, so make an unban request maybe?.

[Dean.]

[12:03:57] williams.1(34) was warned by [WS]Reece(5) for Hey I just met you, and this is crazy.

[12:03:59] williams.1 was banned by [WS]Reece(5) for but your a banevading, so make an unban request maybe?.

Gold.

[Krueger]

Gold.

Copper.

[Dean.]

Copper.

Panda.

[Krueger]

Panda.

Pandaren*

[Devin]

No.

[eymas]

So this just came up...

Rihards_Mikas(xx) says: i killed 2 susspects, cuz i didnt know how tu make surrender them


For the sake of context: during the LVPD meeting. Midget was explaining his role as an 'advise officer' in the department. His official rank in SAPD is as an "officer", mine is "senior officer".

[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: Now as i advice officer my rank does not change, i am no higher than any officer!!
[MA]megamidget96(xx) shouts: And am still under the direct command of the LVPD Snr's!!
Pixy(xx) shouts: Damn right!!

I remember me and two officers screwing around with the water dispenser during that meeting 

[Krueger]

No.

Yes.

[McGarrett]

[15:34:19] Drian_Caprelli was banned by Paul_Hernandez(26) for Aiding.
[15:34:22] Paul_Hernandez: (26) shit
[15:34:27] Core.: (44) Haha
[15:34:28] Mactavish: (32) He mants /su
[15:34:30] Core.: (44) What happend?
[15:34:30] Steve_McGarrett: (22) Hahahahah!!!
[15:34:31] Dragon: (17) rofl
[15:34:34] Edward_Mendez: (45) LOLOLOLOLO paul
[15:34:34] Louise_Lombardi: (34) Nice Paul :D
[15:34:38] Drawn_Caprelli: (5) Paul ?
[15:34:38] Jackson_Kendall: (36) WRong command paul
[15:34:38] Edward_Mendez: (45) dafuq man?
[15:34:38] Mr.SalvatoreBlaze (38) hahah lool xD!

I remember we were like 15 cops in the same TeamSpeak channel as Paul and we laughed soo loud xD


When Clenetine Lacy enters Jcs' rancher...

[00:48:50] [Rstar]Jcstodds(1) says: You look too expensive, whore
[00:48:56] Clementine_Lacy(68) says: I aint a hooker
[00:49:03] [Rstar]Jcstodds(1) says: then what you doing in my car? I aint a taxi
[00:49:05] [Rstar]Jcstodds(1) says: get out
[00:49:09] Clementine_Lacy(68) says: Bully
[00:49:09] Steve_McGarrett(21) says: HAHAHAHA!!

I remember MadBoi, Cyril, Jonny and I were in a TeamSpeak channel and we laughed soo hard! xD

[Devin]

 

[Mashgash]

Leak from admin chat!!!!

APlayer(ID:XX) was reported by AnotherPlayer(ID:XX) for might be sf_sa
Admin TeaM_Edge(66): what is sf_sa ?

Sorry Edge.. I had too..

Admin =AV=Janek(36): My cock turns itself back
Admin =AV=Janek(36): clock*

Missing a letter can be quite funny sometimes...

[Krueger]

Admin =AV=Janek(36): My cock turns itself back

Well, lol 

[Roske.]

Human brain says/writes what they want.

Damn Janek, you and your weird fetishes! :devroll:

[Radagast]

We were talking about the clocks going back 1 hour! My clocks are radio controlled and do it automatically. Meanies