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Offline Kavensky

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Reply #4305 on: January 16, 2013, 06:06:57 pm
[19:00:58] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:00] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:04] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: slowplaying :/

[19:01:06] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:06] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:08] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: OMG

[19:01:09] Harris_Corleone(11) says: HAHA


[19:01:12] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: SICKASS

[19:01:12] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:13] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.


[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 4.

[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 3.

[19:01:15] Harris_Corleone(11) says: HAHA

[19:01:16] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: f**k


i lol'd xD


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Reply #4306 on: January 16, 2013, 06:14:23 pm
Why would you dice the second time if the opponent already has double 6's and you get 4, there's no way for you to win even if you got 6.



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Reply #4307 on: January 16, 2013, 06:17:20 pm
I wasn't the one dicing? Smartass... And he doesn't play slowdice, he just quick dices ;P


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Reply #4308 on: January 16, 2013, 06:27:25 pm
Why would you dice the second time if the opponent already has double 6's and you get 4, there's no way for you to win even if you got 6.
Idk if you noticed but he did dice in 1 second. + WHO CARES ? ..



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Reply #4309 on: January 16, 2013, 07:03:42 pm
Well that is pretty much the point, if you want to do makes fast then just dice once. I have had one case when playing blackjack I had 6 21's in a row with the dealer gettin 6 aswell.



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Reply #4310 on: January 16, 2013, 07:15:13 pm
Why would you dice the second time if the opponent already has double 6's and you get 4, there's no way for you to win even if you got 6.

[19:01:12] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:13] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.


[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 4.

[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 3.


Ok?



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Reply #4311 on: January 16, 2013, 08:05:19 pm
Idk if you noticed but he did dice in 1 second. + WHO CARES ? ..
Yeah, you already posted that. Sorry if I caused bottompain.



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Reply #4312 on: January 16, 2013, 11:22:47 pm
Yeah, you already posted that. Sorry if I caused bottompain.

I am the one dicing (Bradley Hunter). I dont slowplay. I dice very quickly in less than a second.  Yet i laughed my ass off when i hit 6-6 against 6-6, then harris came along and destroyed me :D

The reason i dont have a signature is very plain and simple, i am not a forum freak.


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Reply #4313 on: January 16, 2013, 11:56:59 pm
I'm getting e-mail notifications of you guys arguing, i enabled it to check new funny logs, not argues, PLEASE cut it out =)



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Reply #4314 on: January 18, 2013, 02:03:03 am
I'm getting e-mail notifications of you guys arguing, i enabled it to check new funny logs, not argues, PLEASE cut it out =)
Disable it then? :poke:

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Reply #4315 on: January 18, 2013, 02:07:33 am
Disable it then? :poke:
I enabled them for a reason you know..for the logs.



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Reply #4316 on: January 22, 2013, 03:05:55 am
haha you guys and tieing on 6-6 ive tied on 1-1 like three times in  row with [Rstar]Joker for 1m bets. :P



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Reply #4318 on: January 24, 2013, 03:05:03 am
[19:00:58] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:00] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:04] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: slowplaying :/

[19:01:06] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:06] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:08] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: OMG

[19:01:09] Harris_Corleone(11) says: HAHA


[19:01:12] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: SICKASS

[19:01:12] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.

[19:01:13] Vector.(9) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 6.


[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 4.

[19:01:14] Bradley_Hunter(10) tries his luck and rolls the dice. The dice lands on the number 3.

[19:01:15] Harris_Corleone(11) says: HAHA

[19:01:16] Bradley_Hunter(10) says: f**k


i lol'd xD
i remember that day of gambling on which i lost my all money and started begging ........




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