[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Paolo_A]

//me sees Gvardia tag, assumes character must be russian.

Mistakes are made ha ha

The russian mafia race died with Koltsov.

[Sawyer]

Probably looks conceited to post a chat log including yourself, yet alas the hazards of playing a female character/how desperate people try to get laid:

Bundy_Gvardia(0) shouts: Hop in!!
Robin_Weber(46) says: Not a chance.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I can't let a lady run.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: My boss will fire me if he hears this, please..
Robin_Weber(46) says: Look you crazy Russian bastard, go stalk someone else.
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: Ohh..
Bundy_Gvardia(0) Smirks
Bundy_Gvardia(0) says: I'm a driver.
Robin_Weber(46) says: No, you're a drug dealing swine.

Bundy <3

I lol'd.

[Petarda]

The russian mafia race died with Koltsov.

jelly

[Bundy]

The russian mafia race died with Koltsov.

A Slavic family never gives up.

I RP an Italian mobster, Robin.

[Mashgash]

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[20:08:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: Do you know what you were just doing in front of a police officer!?!
[20:08:46] BoscoNY911(13) unslides his ASP Baton from his belt.
[20:08:52] Don_Lidner(0) says: YOU WERE ASSAULTING THE AIR!
[20:08:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Are you an ignorant boy?
[20:08:59] <Claude_Fido> (20) how to do animation s
[20:09:09] Don_Lidner(0) says: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
[20:09:18] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): you lisetning?
[20:09:20] PM to [WS]Teddy(16): xD
[20:09:23] BoscoNY911(13) shouts: WHY IN THE HELL WERE YOU ASSAULTING THE AIR ?!!
[20:09:25] Are you serious right now? (Kouki.(8))
[20:09:37] Don_Lidner(0) grabs his zip-tie cuffs
[20:09:41] Don_Lidner(0) says: Now
[20:09:45] Don_Lidner(0) says: You apologize to the air
[20:09:49] Don_Lidner(0) says: Or you're under arrest
[20:09:57] Don_Lidner(0) says: Your choice.
[20:10:17] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5 Seconds
[20:10:17] this should totally go under funny chatlogs ([WS]Teddy(16))
[20:10:21] Don_Lidner(0) says: 5
[20:10:23] Yes admin. (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:24] Don_Lidner(0) says: 4
[20:10:27] Don_Lidner(0) says: 3
[20:10:33] We're recording this and putting that on UT (BoscoNY911(13))
[20:10:37] Kouki.(8) shouts: bye!!!
[20:10:42] Kouki.(8) was suspected by officer BoscoNY911(13) for evade


LOL. The guy evade cuz he don't want to be arrested for assaulting the air

[Bundy]

LOL. The guy evade cuz he don't want to be arrested for assaulting the air

Yep, evading is a legit crime, even if you evade after being accused of assaulting air.

[Bundy]

Some funny stuff I encountered last months:





you actually pronounce the name as 'shofèliano' but shhhhh



A few Scotto moments, we miss you Scotto!

[Hard.]

Gravida means Pregnant in portuguese which make the chatlog even more funny ;D

[Tomer]

  ^^^^

[Monty yate]

Some funny stuff I encountered last months:





you actually pronounce the name as 'shofèliano' but shhhhh



A few Scotto moments, we miss you Scotto!

lol!!!
can't stop laughing..

[Gmail]

lol!!!
can't stop laughing..

think of crying kittens

[Petarda]

Just noticed that he mistyped it both times lol

[Dutchy]

Some funny stuff I encountered last months:





you actually pronounce the name as 'shofèliano' but shhhhh



A few Scotto moments, we miss you Scotto!

FOR THE LAST TIME....
TYPE, NYUGUH, TYPE!!!!

[Kirgiz]

jelly

gvardia isn't russian

[Petarda]

gvardia isn't russian

No shit