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Offline Khm

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Reply #4575 on: December 31, 2013, 10:12:19 pm
Quote from: Jenny_Adams on December 31, 2013, 09:28:13 pm
Police Radio - Louis(1): Shits fired, over.
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Police Radio - Doggi(23): :|, over.
Police Radio - [Rstar]Razor(36): oh god run, over.
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Wondering how does it smell.  :lol:


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Reply #4576 on: January 01, 2014, 12:37:40 am
Boners and shits... is that what RP is these days? :uhm:


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Reply #4577 on: January 02, 2014, 03:53:43 pm
Quote from: magnusjedi on November 02, 2013, 05:39:01 pm
From a roleplay where i pretended as my mom needed cancer meds. I took a EMS as a hostage and the police came  :rofl:


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i ment that  :v:


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Reply #4578 on: January 08, 2014, 08:41:07 pm
[22:40:16] Demir: (22) Drug factory is realseD?
[22:40:22] Tomer: (8) Drug factory?
[22:40:29] le afrikkan slavik has joined the server from <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http:......
[22:40:29] Demir: (22) market/
[22:40:30] [WS]Jacob: (28) SugarD?

xaxaxa..........demir.. :)


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Reply #4579 on: January 08, 2014, 08:42:47 pm
Pokerface'd, Tomer


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Reply #4580 on: January 08, 2014, 09:57:30 pm
[ADVERTISEMENT] selling tea and sugard, contact best_crimeboss (phone:133777)

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Reply #4581 on: January 13, 2014, 03:21:24 pm
Quote from: Bundy on January 08, 2014, 09:57:30 pm
[ADVERTISEMENT] selling tea and sugard, contact best_crimeboss (phone:133777)
I don't get it

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Reply #4582 on: January 15, 2014, 07:02:38 pm


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Reply #4583 on: January 15, 2014, 07:51:05 pm
Quote from: Ragdoll on January 15, 2014, 07:02:38 pm
Have ya met SugarD?
I have met him and I still don't get it..


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Reply #4584 on: January 15, 2014, 07:58:40 pm
Never said it was funny people! It's just that...... I think it's a...- ah fuck it I don't get it either.


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Reply #4585 on: January 16, 2014, 08:44:09 am
hes selling sugard, isnt that awesome???

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Reply #4586 on: January 16, 2014, 11:58:44 am
Quote from: Jaka_Lah on January 15, 2014, 07:51:05 pm
I have met him and I still don't get it..
Quote from: Bundy on January 08, 2014, 09:57:30 pm
[ADVERTISEMENT]selling tea and sugard contact best_crimeboss (phone:133777)
Quote from: Bundy on January 08, 2014, 09:57:30 pm
[ADVERTISEMENT]selling tea and sugard contact best_crimeboss
Quote from: Bundy on January 08, 2014, 09:57:30 pm
[ADVERTISEMENT]selling tea and sugard contact
Quote from: Bundy on January 08, 2014, 09:57:30 pm
[ADVERTISEMENT]selling tea and sugard
Quote from: Bundy on January 08, 2014, 09:57:30 pm

[ADVERTISEMENT]selling sugard
Quote from: Bundy on January 08, 2014, 09:57:30 pm

[ADVERTISEMENT]sugard
Quote from: Bundy on January 08, 2014, 09:57:30 pm
sugard
i got it
anyway, wats up with the sugard jokes


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Reply #4587 on: January 16, 2014, 11:16:36 pm
I'm not a part of this system!

[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:41] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:41] You are now kicked for flooding
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[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:42] {0055FF}UNDERCOVER_BROTHER{FFFFFF}: (32) admins don't u think they should give the cops a shotgun (not combat shotgun)?
[23:11:42] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:42] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:42] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:43] You are now kicked for flooding
[23:11:43] JackThePenguin (4) has been kicked for flooding by Sauron.
[23:11:43] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
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Reply #4588 on: January 17, 2014, 01:43:40 pm
Quote from: Jaka_Lah on January 16, 2014, 11:16:36 pm
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:41] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:42] {0055FF}UNDERCOVER_BROTHER{FFFFFF}: (32) admins don't u think they should give the cops a shotgun (not combat shotgun)?
[23:11:42] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:43] JackThePenguin(4) shouts: GIMME GUNt!!
[23:11:43] Server closed the connection.

GIVES ME A GUN


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Reply #4589 on: January 20, 2014, 06:53:29 pm

 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: because you are driving to wreckless
 Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: You just parked your vehicle reckless.
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: You just parked your cruiser covering the road
 Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the cruiser that is blocking half of the road
 Shaun_Massini(6) says: philp /engine off
 Jaimie_Ruler: (22) but my sirens are on and im holding you on the side of the road
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Somebody just coming in would run into it and send some poor fella directly to the hospital
 Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Incoming traffic might hit your cruiser.
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Doesnt matter, your sirens wont bring back the people you kill
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: I am going to have to give you a ticket
 Jack_Ancelotti(5) coughs
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: i give you a ticket of 50
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) takes out his ticket book
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: pay it or go to jail
 Jack_Ancelotti(5) looks at the officer holding a nitestick
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) writes a ticket for 50$ for reckless parking and unnecessary nuisance with sirens
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) hands it to Jaimie
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: you give me ticket
 Jacob_Ancelotti(11) says: Pay it, 50 ARD.
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Yes, you are endangering the people
 Jaimie_Ruler(22) says: o ok drive better
 Philip_Ancelotti(8) says: Okay, see you around


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