[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Duncan_James]

New player joins for the first time...

[02:46:28] wenceLao(19) has logged into the server.
[02:49:59] Erik_Vercetti: (9) who wanna buy heroin
[02:50:10] Bryan_Archuleta: (36)  /ad Erik
[02:50:21] ADVERTISEMENT: Erik, contact wenceLao(ID: 19)

[02:50:26] [WS]Allison_Watters: (5) lmfao
[02:50:27] Fuzzball: (44) lol
[02:50:28] Justin_Parker: (0) lol
[02:50:29] Mr.P: (15) LOL
[02:50:30] Axis: (24) LOL
[02:50:30] TheRock_Kolta: (23) ahahahha
[02:50:34] Bryan_Archuleta: (36) lol
[02:50:47] wenceLao: (19) lol lol lol xD

Hahahahahahahahahaha! 

[Khm]

He tried that to me, hanged up the phone, guess who was in rage mode

I never called ya, maybe it was Fernando trying to copy.

[Spike.]

You know me. My jokes are the best, not some cow m&n wanna be.

[Bengt]

The story how Pakulo Papito aka U16 and Erik. aka U2 killed 10 terrorists inside LSPD without FBI's permission:

Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): It's extremly dangereous to enter, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): I'm in, easy, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI 10-8 (with one man), this is a clear act of terrorism, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): Keep safe outside for now, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): 10-4 that FBI, over.
Police Radio - Mang_Olas(7): 10-4, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): Block the roads, over.
Police Radio - Lewis_Church(21): If we want to breach, let's use the garage door, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): Only half should use that one. If they exit, they exit front, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): We're not breaching yet, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): U2 can you exit the PD, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): It is dangerous, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): 1 DOWN!, over.
Police Radio - Lewis_Church(21): You guys gonna assamble the SWAT team? We can't deal with this just with normal patrolmen, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI Units inside, stand down, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): Negative, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): SWAT team not available, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): SWAT will not be responding to this, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): U2 please don't engage any further until backup arrives since you're the only unit inside it, over.                                             
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): All down, Hindus saved the day, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): Praise Rakesh, over.
Police Radio - Mang_Olas(7): WAIT, WHAT?, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): All down, clean job by Pakulo and Erik, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): Could use a burger tho, over.

Justin_Parker: (30) did all AoD just get taken down by 2 cops lool
Justin_Parker: (30) omg
[GSF]Chance: (5) wat?

Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI :: U16 and U2 Report in the Chiefs office upstairs RIGHT NOW, over.
Police Radio - Erik.(2): Promotion incoming, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): Who ordered breaching?, over.

Erik wasn't that right with the promotion thingy, instead as usual we got rekt by FBI Deputy Chief.

[Dutchy]

You're actually not allowed to post logs made by yourself but that was really funny 

[TiMoN]

i should revive this

[17:21:59] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) alveron
[17:22:04] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) have you saw that report against you
[17:22:09] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) for dming and script abusing
[17:22:17] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Which report?
[17:22:21] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) check forums
[17:22:29] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) latest posts
[17:22:31] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Let me check

[17:23:07] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Nigga lier

[Ben.]

The story how Pakulo Papito aka U16 and Erik. aka U2 killed 10 terrorists inside LSPD without FBI's permission:
<Logs>

[yaz000n]

i should revive this

[17:21:59] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) alveron
[17:22:04] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) have you saw that report against you
[17:22:09] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) for dming and script abusing
[17:22:17] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Which report?
[17:22:21] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) check forums
[17:22:29] {0055FF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (56) latest posts
[17:22:31] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Let me check

[17:23:07] {FFFFFF}Alveron_Forlenza{FFFFFF}: (7) Nigga lier

 

[Mr. Goobii]

The story how Pakulo Papito aka U16 and Erik. aka U2 killed 10 terrorists inside LSPD without FBI's permission:

Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): It's extremly dangereous to enter, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): I'm in, easy, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI 10-8 (with one man), this is a clear act of terrorism, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): Keep safe outside for now, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): 10-4 that FBI, over.
Police Radio - Mang_Olas(7): 10-4, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): Block the roads, over.
Police Radio - Lewis_Church(21): If we want to breach, let's use the garage door, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): Only half should use that one. If they exit, they exit front, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): We're not breaching yet, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): U2 can you exit the PD, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): It is dangerous, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): 1 DOWN!, over.
Police Radio - Lewis_Church(21): You guys gonna assamble the SWAT team? We can't deal with this just with normal patrolmen, over.
Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI Units inside, stand down, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): Negative, over.
Police Radio - =AV=Pedro(20): SWAT team not available, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): SWAT will not be responding to this, over.
Police Radio - Justin_Parker(30): U2 please don't engage any further until backup arrives since you're the only unit inside it, over.                                             
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): All down, Hindus saved the day, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): Praise Rakesh, over.
Police Radio - Mang_Olas(7): WAIT, WHAT?, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): All down, clean job by Pakulo and Erik, over.
Police Radio - Pakulo_Papito(16): Could use a burger tho, over.

Justin_Parker: (30) did all AoD just get taken down by 2 cops lool
Justin_Parker: (30) omg
[GSF]Chance: (5) wat?

Police Radio - [WS]Mikro(18): FBI :: U16 and U2 Report in the Chiefs office upstairs RIGHT NOW, over.
Police Radio - Erik.(2): Promotion incoming, over.
Police Radio - Brandon_Finney(6): Who ordered breaching?, over.

Erik wasn't that right with the promotion thingy, instead as usual we got rekt by FBI Deputy Chief.

haha, respect!

[Shaun]

[03:22:52] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): Bruce did you check ? 

[03:22:59] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): check what

[03:23:16] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): someone has reported you on forums for Mass dming smth 

[03:23:26] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): lolwut

[03:23:52] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): Main forum?

[03:23:59] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): Ye 

[03:24:31] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): i don't see anything...stop trolling me

[03:24:38] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): huehuehue  

[03:24:50] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): fuken nub

[03:25:00] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): HAHAH LOL 

[Morais]

[03:22:52] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): Bruce did you check ? 

[03:22:59] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): check what

[03:23:16] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): someone has reported you on forums for Mass dming smth 

[03:23:26] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): lolwut

[03:23:52] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): Main forum?

[03:23:59] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): Ye 

[03:24:31] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): i don't see anything...stop trolling me

[03:24:38] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): huehuehue  

[03:24:50] PM from Bruce_McCane(18): fuken nub

[03:25:00] PM to Bruce_McCane(18): HAHAH LOL

Ah.

[Tovenaarke]

Pm from XXX: what is the best? Admin or manager?
Pm to him: Nothing is the best, managers are our bosses...
Pm from XXX: then I'm going to aply for manager


I was like: good luck Knowing this player entered this week

[Dutchy]

Pm from XXX: what is the best? Admin or manager?
Pm to him: Nothing is the best, managers are our bosses...
Pm from XXX: then I'm going to aply for manager


I was like: good luck Knowing this player entered this week

Makes me think of this quote from boardwalk empire:
Nucky: When you were 10 years old — 11, maybe — I don’t know if you’ll even remember this. President Taft came to town. You were in the crowd. I suppose you were with your dad, but you turned to me and said, “Nuck, what’s a fella gotta do to become President.” I said “Well, you’ve gotta study. Learn everything you can about the world and do a lot of hard work.” And you looked up at me in disbelief and said “Gee, is that all?”

[Pedro.]

Crimson_Luciano(14): 2x nitro can use how many time?

I really had to quote this again, oh god I always laugh my ass off

[Janar]

[21:45:11] Police Radio - Sean_Kolta(49): If you find any cars, please blow them so they can respawn at LSPD., over.
[21:45:21] Police Radio - [WS]Janar(61): blow them up*, over.
[21:45:28] Police Radio - Justin_Parker(50): *laughter*, over.
[21:45:30] Police Radio - Sean_Kolta(49): Yes, that., over.