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Offline Justin39

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Reply #4740 on: March 11, 2015, 01:55:16 am
 :lol:


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Reply #4741 on: March 13, 2015, 09:11:24 pm

I believe Argonath will be back as soon as the exams are over.
SA:MP server is currently in a decent state with a stable player base of around 20-25 people on a daily basis.

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Reply #4742 on: March 14, 2015, 12:12:31 am
[22:03:44] ADVERTISMENT: [1k Quiz] Fill in the lyrics of the song and win, "If you wanna be my boy.." || PM only
[22:03:58] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Lick my "pussy" for my joy D:
[22:04:16] PM to [TLC]Rami(48): Gratz, your prize is 1k and being in my signature
[22:04:29] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Nooooooo


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Reply #4743 on: March 14, 2015, 04:03:35 pm
Quote from: Tom4ever[GR] on March 14, 2015, 12:12:31 am
[22:03:44] ADVERTISMENT: [1k Quiz] Fill in the lyrics of the song and win, "If you wanna be my boy.." || PM only
[22:03:58] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Licky my "pussy" for my joy D:
[22:04:16] PM to [TLC]Rami(48): Gratz, your prize is 1k and being in my signature
[22:04:29] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Nooooooo

 :rofl:

Slavik made 299 bans - [WS]Mikro

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Reply #4744 on: March 14, 2015, 06:01:18 pm
Quote from: Tom4ever[GR] on March 14, 2015, 12:12:31 am
[22:03:44] ADVERTISMENT: [1k Quiz] Fill in the lyrics of the song and win, "If you wanna be my boy.." || PM only
[22:03:58] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Lick my "pussy" for my joy D:
[22:04:16] PM to [TLC]Rami(48): Gratz, your prize is 1k and being in my signature
[22:04:29] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Nooooooo
rekt  :hah:


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Reply #4745 on: March 15, 2015, 06:31:01 pm
Quote from: Tom4ever[GR] on March 14, 2015, 12:12:31 am
[22:03:44] ADVERTISMENT: [1k Quiz] Fill in the lyrics of the song and win, "If you wanna be my boy.." || PM only
[22:03:58] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Lick my "pussy" for my joy D:
[22:04:16] PM to [TLC]Rami(48): Gratz, your prize is 1k and being in my signature
[22:04:29] PM From [TLC]Rami(48): Nooooooo
*facepalms Goddammit Rami

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Reply #4746 on: March 15, 2015, 06:32:59 pm
Mom I'm on TV!!  :bananarock:


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Reply #4747 on: March 22, 2015, 12:39:16 pm
[13:35:33] =AV=LukeN(17) says: you okay sir?
[13:35:44] =AV=LukeN(17) says: your car seems to be smoking
[13:35:52] Tom_Evans(36) says: Its a bad habit i told him

hahaha.. I liked it


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Reply #4748 on: March 22, 2015, 12:43:41 pm
Rofl

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

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Reply #4749 on: March 24, 2015, 12:26:51 am
23:24:23][WS]EvilTeddy: (17) Chase can you script something for me

[23:24:30]Chase_Greggor: (11) what

[23:24:32][WS]EvilTeddy: (17) anything that makes you stop talking


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Reply #4750 on: March 26, 2015, 02:54:44 pm
[14:45:04] Police Radio - Dispatch: Rusty.(51) has escaped and is no longer wanted, over.
[14:45:18] Police Radio - Rusty.(51): Suspect escaped, over.
[14:45:27] Police Radio - Francisco.(10): 10-4., over.
[14:45:35] Police Radio - =AV=Denzel(43): LOLWOT, over.
[14:45:37] Police Radio - tester(30): you are the suspect, over.
[14:45:43] Police Radio - Rusty.(51): Yes you suspected a cop, over.
[14:45:52] Police Radio - tester(30): nigga you were undercover, over.



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Reply #4751 on: March 26, 2015, 04:20:15 pm
Quote from: Aimzz on March 26, 2015, 02:54:44 pm
[14:45:04] Police Radio - Dispatch: Rusty.(51) has escaped and is no longer wanted, over.
[14:45:18] Police Radio - Rusty.(51): Suspect escaped, over.
[14:45:27] Police Radio - Francisco.(10): 10-4., over.
[14:45:35] Police Radio - =AV=Denzel(43): LOLWOT, over.
[14:45:37] Police Radio - tester(30): you are the suspect, over.
[14:45:43] Police Radio - Rusty.(51): Yes you suspected a cop, over.
[14:45:52] Police Radio - tester(30): nigga you were undercover, over.

haha, I said on teamspeak someone should post this here!


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Reply #4752 on: March 26, 2015, 10:42:49 pm
Old one

[00:03:37]Luke_Perry:(37) Anyone wanna be Vinewood Superstar?
[00:03:48][WS]TonySforza:(13) What about porn star? I'm in


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Reply #4753 on: March 27, 2015, 06:45:36 pm
Code: [Select]
[11:32:11] Snow_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:18] Michael_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:22] Chichi_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:25] Alessandro_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:31] Kenawa_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:34] Dominik_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:48] Mario.Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:58] Boudy_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:05] Denis_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:07] Jack_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:10] Erjon_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:14] Mazen_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:17] Eldi_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:22] Marco_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:26] Johan_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.


Former SA:MP Leader [insert year] - [insert year]
(Yeah, I cant remember)

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Reply #4754 on: March 27, 2015, 06:51:57 pm
Quote from: Mustang on March 27, 2015, 06:45:36 pm
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[11:32:11] Snow_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:18] Michael_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:22] Chichi_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:25] Alessandro_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:31] Kenawa_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:34] Dominik_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:48] Mario.Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:32:58] Boudy_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:05] Denis_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:07] Jack_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:10] Erjon_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:14] Mazen_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:17] Eldi_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:22] Marco_SopranoT was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.
[11:33:26] Johan_Soprano was temp banned by Andrew_Banks(29) for 30 minutes for ignoring administration.

 :lol: - Let me guess, bank robbery gone wrong?


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