[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[AhmadLov]

[00:03:53] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i did stupid thing 30 mins ago
[00:03:59] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i asked a girl to hangout with
[00:04:06] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she agreed, i didnt go XD
[00:04:11] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Shit..
[00:04:17] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Why didn't you go?
[00:04:18] Kevin_Parker(4) says: asked her again
[00:04:22] Kevin_Parker(4) says: did the same XD
[00:04:40] Kevin_Parker(4) says: was busy doing smthg
[00:04:40] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: You stupid!
[00:04:44] Kevin_Parker(4) says: yah ik
[00:04:47] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i feel so sorry
[00:04:51] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Tell her
[00:04:56] Kevin_Parker(4) says: asked her for the 3rd time
[00:05:08] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she said " i dont want to wait like stupid for the 3rd time"
[00:05:20] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Promise her you'll come... AND DO SO
[00:05:27] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i did
[00:05:32] Kevin_Parker(4) says: no use
[00:05:37] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i messed it up
[00:05:39] Kevin_Parker(4) says: stupid me
[00:05:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Do something special
[00:05:50] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: To show her that you mean it
[00:05:53] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Write a letter
[00:05:56] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Orso
[00:06:00] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Buy a flower
[00:06:08] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: It shows that you really want to meet her again
[00:06:34] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u got it wrong
[00:06:38] Kevin_Parker(4) says: it was in game XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[00:06:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: WHAT
[00:06:47] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: INGAME --"
[00:06:51] Kevin_Parker(4) says: yah XD
[00:06:55] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: I thought RL
[00:07:29] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i was going to her
[00:07:30] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Change your name and ask her out
[00:07:34] Kevin_Parker(4) says: ahahhaha
[00:08:42] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Omg, I thought RL
[00:08:46] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: U asshole
[00:08:46] Kevin_Parker(4) says: XDD
[00:08:59] Kevin_Parker(4) says: taking u out of the bad mood
[00:09:05] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Bad mood?
[00:09:06] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Lol
[00:09:12] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: My gf is coming tomorrow
[00:09:16] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Not a bad mood at all
[00:09:31] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Damn, having sex is so expensive tho
[00:09:40] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u pay for that?
[00:09:41] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Condoms are expensive
[00:09:44] Kevin_Parker(4) says: LOL
[00:09:45] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: NO
[00:09:47] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: LOLLL
[00:09:55] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: U B|TCH
[00:09:58] Kevin_Parker(4) says: COME ON
[00:10:03] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u said EXPENSIVE
[00:10:08] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: CONDOMS
[00:10:10] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u didnt explain!!
[00:10:15] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Hahahahahha
[00:10:26] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i hope u buy a torn condom and get her pregnant
[00:10:39] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: WHAT
[00:10:51] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: IF ITS A GIRL..
[00:11:21] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i would date her
[00:11:29] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Lol pedo
[00:11:36] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she would be ur daugher
[00:11:39] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u wouldnt mind
[00:11:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: I'll kill you
[00:11:53] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she wouldnt let u do that
[00:11:57] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: You wont show up on ur first date with her
[00:12:02] Kevin_Parker(4) says: LOOOOOOOOOOL
[00:12:10] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Hahahahaha
[00:12:20] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she would kill me then xd

LOL xDD , same old Kevin

[Manoni]

Damn, you really had to quote the whole conversation?

[AhmadLov]

Damn, you really had to quote the whole conversation?

Got any other idea?

[Khm]

rekt Sandi

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[22:12:43] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: i hope you die

[22:12:44] =AV=iKhm(53) says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


[22:13:11] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: still no

[22:13:14] =AV=iKhm(53) says: i hope u get buttfycked with a shovel

[22:13:19] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: i did

[22:13:22] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: you fokken

[22:13:23] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: omfg

[22:13:24] =AV=iKhm(53) says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[22:13:26] =AV=iKhm(53) says: REKT

[Sandi]

 



[23:11:57] {FFFFFF}=AV=iKhm{FFFFFF}: (53) u saw le last chat sandi

[23:12:02] {FFFFFF}Sandi_Luciano{FFFFFF}: (28) no

[23:12:03] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: still no

[23:12:06] =AV=iKhm(53) says: i hope u get buttfycked with a shovel

[23:12:11] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: i did (I DID READ THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU WROTE IT)

[Khm]

[23:11:57] {FFFFFF}=AV=iKhm{FFFFFF}: (53) u saw le last chat sandi

[23:12:02] {FFFFFF}Sandi_Luciano{FFFFFF}: (28) no

[23:12:03] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: still no

[23:12:06] =AV=iKhm(53) says: i hope u get buttfycked with a shovel

[23:12:11] Sandi_Luciano(28) says: i did (I DID READ THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU WROTE IT)

U didnt write the rest u fkn liar

[Liviu.]

[18:48:13] Slasher: (37) how to talk to u whisper?
[18:48:18] TeaM_Arslan: (17) /q
[18:48:26]Error: target player not connected.

[Yasko]

[18:48:13] Slasher: (37) how to talk to u whisper?
[18:48:18] TeaM_Arslan: (17) /q
[18:48:26]Error: target player not connected.

LMAO 

[Arslan]

[18:48:13] Slasher: (37) how to talk to u whisper?
[18:48:18] TeaM_Arslan: (17) /q
[18:48:26]Error: target player not connected.

That a genuine mistake lol.. Q & W are right next to each other 

[AhmadLov]

[00:54:39] {FFFFFF}Carlos_Marx{FFFFFF}: (33) what server is this?

[00:54:41] {FFFFFF}Marley_Capone{FFFFFF}: (4) i dont have seed

[00:54:45] {0055FF}Arhon_Smith{FFFFFF}: (48) Argonath RPG

[00:54:46] {FFFFFF}[WS]Dave_Digger{FFFFFF}: (18) lol

[00:54:52] {FFFFFF}Carlos_Marx{FFFFFF}: (33) oh fuck

[00:54:53] {FFFFFF}Carlos_Marx{FFFFFF}: (33) wrong serverf
[00:54:54] {FFFFFF}Carlos_Marx{FFFFFF}: (33) lol

[00:54:55] {FF0000}[GSF]Adam{FFFFFF}: (19) lol

[00:54:58] {FFFFFF}=AVft=Luca{FFFFFF}: (45) lol

[00:55:01] {FFFFFF}Rick_GvardiaT{FFFFFF}: (32) PFT

[00:55:05] {FFA500}Biggie_Smalls{FFFFFF}: (24) xD

[Kostas]

Why is this funny? I don't get it. "I don't have a seed" part maybe?

[Pedro]

Why is this funny? I don't get it. "I don't have a seed" part maybe?

He logged in the wrong server.

[Kostas]

oh that. k, lil bit lame. I don't ,mean no offence or w/e.

[Zorex116]

It was,funny IG

[Janar]

[18:45:34] Kniefpartey: (60) guys i suck please come at ammunation
[18:45:36] Chase_Greggor(63) has logged into the server from United States.

Dat timing.