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Reply #4876 on: June 15, 2016, 09:55:54 am
Spoiler for savage:
[22:59:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that type of niggah which smacks his own ass during sex

[22:59:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Youre the type of niggah that tries to suck his own dick.

[23:00:06] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You're that type of niggah which goes to the toilet and farts then spoils

[23:00:37] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of niggah to make your girlfriend a sandwich.

[23:01:21] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You're that type of nigga to sing the alphabet and cry when he got to X.?



[23:02:30] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get shitfaced with WKD

[23:02:35] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that type of nigga that puts a blanket on his ps4 when it is on rest mode

[23:02:56] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You're the type of peasant to have a PS4

[23:04:09] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you're that typa nigga to lecture himself for leaving the toilet seat up

[23:04:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to pull your pants all the way down while pissing

[23:05:14] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to eat 2 gummy bears at a time so they wont die alone

[23:05:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to put your hand in a jar of jelly beans and get the watch stolen b

[23:05:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) by the black one

[23:06:51] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to open a bag of chips with scissors

[23:07:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga tosit while pissing

[23:07:29] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) to sit*

[23:09:07] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to trip walking past a wireless controller

[23:09:20] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to leave comments on porn videos

[23:09:56] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of niggah which typing ''personlity'' in the search field in pornhub

[23:10:19] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to help your ex move her things to her new mans house

[23:11:51] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar you done yet?

[23:14:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Anyone disagree?

[23:16:06] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) omg give up

[23:16:24] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to ride a horse with both legs on one side.

[23:16:59] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get matching tatoos with your girlfriend

[23:17:26] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to wrap his finger around the telephone chord when he talking.

[23:17:56] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to shake hands on a first date

[23:19:27] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to let the bed bugs bite just so they don't go hungry

[23:19:45] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to have a candle lit bath with pictures of your ex

[23:20:19] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to watch his girl's purse while she dance with another nigga

[23:21:06] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to have a chick in your bed and say "Not tonight baby, I just wanna

[23:21:11] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) cuddle"

[23:21:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) you are that type of nigga to look at himself in the mirror as he puts chapstick on

[23:21:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) You the type of nigga to get 1 star on GTA and turn yourself in

[23:21:53] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) You are that type of niggah which stops at red light in GTA

[23:22:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) you the type of nigga to go to a strip club and give strippers Starbucks giftcards

[23:22:51] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to put on his socks with his feet in the air.

[23:23:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to catch his girlfriend cheat and say "I came home at the wrong t

[23:23:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) time sorry"

[23:23:40] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to go to the supermarket, pick up a bruised apple, and whisper "who did this"

[23:24:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to kill himself cuz of getting roasted

[23:25:10] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to say "CHA CHA CHA" while singing happy birthday

[23:25:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to give Dj Khaled the ring

[23:25:58] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to tell his homies at the end of a phone convo "no u hang up first"

[23:26:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to dance with a chick in the club then text her "So What are we"

[23:27:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to cover his homeboys eyes from behind and say "guess who?"

[23:27:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to get ndues and photoshop clothes on  and send em back

[23:27:41] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to tie his shoes without bending his knees

[23:27:42] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) nudes*

[23:28:13] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to pour his beers in the sink then ask for another one

[23:28:25] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to eat one french fry at a time

[23:28:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to wear a pad when his girl got a period so she doesnt go through

[23:28:45] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) it alone

[23:29:11] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to ask another nigga to blow in his eye

[23:29:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to become a stormtrooper just so he can miss you

[23:29:34] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that says "time out" in a fight

[23:29:47] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to stare into his barbers eyes during a haircut

[23:29:50] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sit indian style while he gets head

[23:30:22] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to send good morning texts

[23:30:42] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to lift his leg up when he hug someone

[23:30:55] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) hevar the type of nigga to cry when cutting carrots so the onions dont think they ugly

[23:31:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sets his alarm at 11:11 to make a wish

[23:31:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) hevar the type of nigga to eat pizza with a fork and knifeh

[23:32:08] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to eat animal crackers and make the sound of each animal before he eat

[23:32:15] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) it*

[23:32:16] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go to jail and drop the soap on purpose

[23:32:47] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that licks his finger before turning the page

[23:32:52] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of Nigga to give kids fruit on halloween

[23:33:17] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that rolls his eyes back when he eats chocolate 

[23:33:36] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to get raped and drop charges cuz he felt a connection

[23:34:00] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that sits on the toilet trying to talk to a nigga in the shower

[23:34:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to piss in the shower to save water

[23:34:31] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) hevar step up your game ruff going hard on you here

[23:34:54] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to catch his girl's kiss and put it in his pocket

[23:35:15] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to pick up a football and say "you dont deserve to be kicked arou

[23:35:19] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) around like this"

[23:35:37] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to put milk in a bowl before the cereal

[23:35:46] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go down on a chick and cum first

[23:36:02] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) man these are savage

[23:36:29] {FFFFFF}Mario_Soprano{FFFFFF}: (15) anh

[23:36:29] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Who is winning rusty?

[23:37:31] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to collect all seven dragon balls and wish that his homies have a nice

[23:37:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to save his tears in a jar to show his ex how much she hurt him

[23:38:29] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the kind of nigga to say thanks when his GPS tells him where to go

[23:38:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to buy ice travel to the north pole to set it free

[23:38:58] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to close his eyes when he gets a drink from the water fountain.

[23:39:00] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of Nigga to shower with clothes on

[23:39:20] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of niggah which click on the ''sharing button'' on pornhub and shares itl

[23:39:34] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to sue a girl for taking his virginity

[23:40:12] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to lick the spoon upside down when he eating ice cream

[23:41:25] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to suck dick for bus money and then walk home

[23:41:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to tatoo his dead hamsters name on his wrist

[23:42:18] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga who doesn't turn into an emotional mess just because he's on his period

[23:42:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to turn down the volume when your cat falls asleep

[23:43:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to high five you with both hands and lock fingers

[23:43:33] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Waiting

[23:44:27] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14)  Ruff the type of nigga to pull up at his homeboy's house with one motorcycle and two helmets

[23:44:28] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to make eye contact through the crack of a bathroom stall

[23:45:20] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga who likes cupcakes with no frosting because he thinks the cupcake is be

[23:45:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to open the door for himself and say "Why Thank You".

[23:47:09] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to have a one night stand and save her number as ''the one who got away

[23:48:04] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevaar the type of nigga to wear 2 condoms and still pay child support

[23:48:10] {FFFFFF}Rusty.{FFFFFF}: (21) damn ruff

[23:48:44] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga  to wait til midnight to wish you happy birthday on facebook

[23:49:03] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to cry when his pokemon evolves because "You promised to never ch

[23:49:09] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Change".

[23:50:08] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go down on his girl after cumming inside

[23:50:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to go to the doctor when he has a broken heart

[23:50:38] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to slip a molly in a girl drink and take home without enjoying that.

[23:50:39] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to hug a man when he is crying

[23:51:17] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to buy slaves and let them out and tell them "Youre better than

[23:51:20] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) This"

[23:51:40] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff type of guy who apologizes before making a move in a relationship

[23:51:51] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to ask his parents can he watch porn

[23:53:02] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga that comes out the shower with a towel on his head

[23:53:16] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to count the petals to make sure his girl love him

[23:54:23] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to sit on the toilet backwards

[23:54:53] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff that type of nigga that facetime with his homies at 2 AM

[23:54:59] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to steal his best friends girl then try get them back togetherw

[23:55:36] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff that type of niggah which buying songs on Itunes

[23:56:43] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to wave at you with both hands

[23:56:47] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to turn around when his girl get dressed.

[23:57:07] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to write "you dont have to do this" on a 20 and give it to a stripper

[23:58:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to say thank you after sex

[23:58:35] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Hevar{FFFFFF}: (14) Ruff the type of nigga to dip his toes in before getting into the pool 

[00:00:03] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Ruff_Rolla{FFFFFF}: (23) Hevar the type of nigga to watch ABC Family

Hevar getting completely destroyed by me today :P

Hahaaa, sitting and work and can't stop laughing



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Reply #4877 on: June 15, 2016, 02:36:11 pm
Ruff the type of nigga who writes tatoo instead of tattoo


If you are here for doing random event stuff, I'd recommend a free roam server. We're not that anymore. We're a roleplay server.


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Reply #4878 on: June 15, 2016, 04:37:44 pm
[19:54:57] caion(30) says: Man I am listening to a mixture of tango and classic.

[19:54:59] caion(30) says: Loving it!

[19:55:01] TeaM_Lionel(50) says: Not at all, I just feel that everything is fast paced

[19:55:07] TeaM_Lionel(50) says: Cool

[19:55:07] caion(30) turns the music louder.

[19:55:13] caion(30) says: Mister Valdes, dance!

[19:55:17] caion(30) says: I will lead

[19:55:20] TeaM_Lionel(50) says: Inside the car?

[19:55:23] caion(30) says: Yes, enough space.

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Reply #4879 on: June 29, 2016, 08:28:31 pm
Kenji_Gvardia(10): well idk today i did blow leon / sam / jeremy and after i did blow 3 luciano and cofi and 3 others

Some things are just better taken out of context



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Reply #4880 on: July 04, 2016, 10:54:32 am
[10:49:04] {FF0000}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (6) Do I have to start giving away bananas? Let it slide, mistakes happen.

[10:49:25] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (5) i want a banana :D

[10:49:31] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (5) JK JK JK

[10:49:38] {409FFF}sc2142{FFFFFF}: (11) can i say one last thing?

[10:49:40] {0055FF}=AV=Derek{FFFFFF}: (0) bruce give me a banana

[10:49:41] {0055FF}=AV=Derek{FFFFFF}: (0) please

[10:49:42] {FF0000}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (6) No.

[10:49:44] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (5) no

[10:49:44] {409FFF}sc2142{FFFFFF}: (11) okay

[10:49:50] {0055FF}=AV=Derek{FFFFFF}: (0) but....i want one

[10:49:59] {FF0000}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (6) Shush

[10:50:00] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (5) derek you can have my banana ^^

[10:50:07] {0055FF}=AV=Derek{FFFFFF}: (0) would be awesome if you had one

[10:50:12] {FF0000}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (6) ^More like toothpick

[10:50:19] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (5) ;o

[10:50:21] {FFFFFF}TeaM_Louise{FFFFFF}: (3) #GetRekt


@Bruce. @Derek


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Reply #4881 on: July 04, 2016, 10:05:34 pm
[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) don't be that guy

[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}PlasticBlue{FFFFFF}: (22) MUR'CA

[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) im waiting for all the 4th of july firework fails

[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) I lost all my cash and respect cause of...

[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) cause of some NIGGAZ

[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1)  /fireworks on

[21:50:50] {FFFFFF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (35) HHHAHA

[21:50:50] Jim_Smalls(38) has logged into the server.

[21:50:57] SERVER: Unknown command.

[21:51:06] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Didn't we use to have a fireworks command

[21:51:12] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) I'm sure we did

[21:51:15] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) something like that :P

[21:51:19] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) we did

[21:51:23] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) its the fuzz

[21:51:32] {FFFFFF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (35) yes we also had 150 players

[21:51:42] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} Where do I find fertile land

[21:51:45] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) even more

[21:51:46] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) 15=?

[21:51:49] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) I remember 200

[21:51:50] {FFFFFF}TiMoN{FFFFFF}: (35) 14

[21:51:52] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) But it's okay

[21:51:57] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) We have notoriety

[21:51:58] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) amd kicking afk people to free up slots

[21:51:59] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) lmao

[21:52:01] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) xD

[21:52:16] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) i remember 60-120 players and a bunch of crybabies

[21:52:27] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Now we just have crybabies

[21:52:29] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Wahay

[21:52:32] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) oooooooooooooooooooooo

[21:52:36] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) jk

[21:52:44] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) hop on around night time then bruv

[21:52:49] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) haha i rember ti countless kicks Reason afk to long

[21:53:10] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) frank hawk must've racked up a pristine punishment record then

[21:53:16] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Fuzzy, you gave me a crick in the neck IRL

[21:53:20] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Just jumped

[21:53:22] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) haha

[21:53:22] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) would be nice to get the players back. hard to really get an economy going

[21:53:28] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) but lean fuzzy tell me

[21:53:30] {FFFFFF}Justin_Parker{FFFFFF}: (25) 120 players and 1 admin

[21:53:32] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} Where can I find fertile land at

[21:53:38] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) when i have in lspd i kill all polices and one admins

[21:53:39] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) ;)

[21:53:40] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) leon and fuzzy*

[21:53:54] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) stol my hq

[21:53:57] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) what happend to jeffrey

[21:53:58] {FFFFFF}[WS]Fuzzy{FFFFFF}: (36) arttuse fargos

[21:54:03] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) I slit his throat for kicking me

[21:54:04] RCMP_ISO(20) has logged into the server from United States.

[21:54:08] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) i cant reach Sauron unfortunately

[21:54:15] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) seems legit

[21:54:29] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Zlatan kicked him for flooding

[21:54:30] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} how can I see my vehicles?

[21:54:35] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} /vehicles

[21:54:39] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} I suppose

[21:54:44] Valak(23) has logged into the server.

[21:54:47] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) that would be a climax i think

[21:54:48] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} duh, thanks

[21:55:05] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) if we fflood so much that jeffrey kicks his self for flooding

[21:55:06] Gerarddo_Forlenza(26) has logged into the server.

[21:55:12] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Eddard(8):{FFFFFF} noob answering questions lol

[21:55:34] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Eddard(8):{FFFFFF} inb4 no noobs here

[21:55:35] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} Not a noob tbh

[21:55:39] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) i think the servers can't handle that and burst in a black hole

[21:55:45] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Julio_Kolta(11):{FFFFFF} No noobs, only new players :)

[21:55:50] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} how do I remove the tunnings?

[21:55:53] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Eddard(8):{FFFFFF} indeed :)

[21:55:55] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Julio_Kolta(11):{FFFFFF} New players become old players

[21:55:56] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) no noobs only boobs

[21:55:57] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) xd

[21:55:58] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) no nOObs only bOObs

[21:56:03] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) not many boobs either

[21:56:04] {FFFFFF}PlasticBlue{FFFFFF}: (22) kek

[21:56:07] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) you're wRONg

[21:56:09] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) xd

[21:56:11] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) no noobs only boons

[21:56:14] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) damm the times leon

[21:56:20] {FFFFFF}Lustigkurre_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (33) i saw a pair of boobs registered on argo forum today

[21:56:28] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Oh here we go

[21:56:28] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) l m a o

[21:56:29] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} how do remove the tunnings from a car?

[21:56:33] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) l       m      a         o

[21:56:38] {FFFFFF}PlasticBlue{FFFFFF}: (22) a y y

[21:56:43] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) lustig you saw more then buwbs

[21:56:45] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) yeah lustig and you offered her a at 400 ride :D

[21:56:45] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) That was my girlfriends boobs Lustig :p

[21:56:53] {FFFFFF}Jarold_Krosby{FFFFFF}: (5) L                                O                                         L

[21:56:54] {FFFFFF}Lustigkurre_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (33) lol

[21:57:08] {FFFFFF}PlasticBlue{FFFFFF}: (22)  M        A       Y       M     A       Y

[21:57:09] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) grats eddard

[21:57:12] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) funny because it actually is! she's opposite me now playing on league haha

[21:57:17] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) B                           O                                 O                             

[21:57:19] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) you now have the power to manipulate every male member of Argonath

[21:57:23] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) to your every wish

[21:57:25] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) and so does she

[21:57:30] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) lol leon

[21:57:32] {FFFFFF}PlasticBlue{FFFFFF}: (22) W               H                 Y

[21:57:35] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) Yeah I know she does! haha

[21:57:43] {FFFFFF}Eddard{FFFFFF}: (8) People actually rp with me when she's here :p

[21:57:49] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} how do remove the tunnings from a car?

[21:57:49] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) haha

[21:58:08] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} Have you tried /stripcomp?

[21:58:09] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) haha i gonna make a fake acc just to pretend i'm a girl

[21:58:13] {FFFFFF}Lustigkurre_Svensson{FFFFFF}: (33) (    .    )(     .    )

[21:58:14] PM from TeaM_Duel(10): Enough with the spaces over /p

[21:58:16] {FFFFFF}[Rstar]Razor{FFFFFF}: (1) lmao !

[21:58:20] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) ( . Y . )

[21:58:26] PM to TeaM_Duel(10): okay 

[21:58:30] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] Arkady_Renko(24):{FFFFFF} now yes, unknown command

[21:58:35] {FFFFFF}Julio_Kolta{FFFFFF}: (11) Gonna change my name to Julia Kolta and ask for donations

[21:58:37] {DDFF33}[Help Chat] PlasticBlue(22):{FFFFFF} Ooops

[21:58:49] {FFFFFF}Leon_Gvardia{FFFFFF}: (17) i like the name Julianne a little better

[21:58:50] {FFFFFF}Dutch_Hunter{FFFFFF}: (0) damm i got warned for those spaces


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Reply #4882 on: July 04, 2016, 10:14:31 pm
What's the name of that novel?



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Reply #4883 on: July 05, 2016, 04:23:50 pm
What's the name of that novel?
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Reply #4884 on: July 16, 2016, 12:03:07 am
For those who wonder... Report unjust punishments/unruly staff members to HQ members instead of publicly denouncing it... For the sake of avoiding conflict.



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Reply #4885 on: July 16, 2016, 12:04:46 am
For those who wonder... Report unjust punishments/unruly staff members to HQ members instead of publicly denouncing it... For the sake of avoiding conflict.

Its just a funny chat log bro, no need make a big deal about it.

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Reply #4886 on: July 16, 2016, 12:06:55 am
Its just a funny chat log bro, no need make a big deal about it.
There isn't anything to laugh about something that is best off taken into another thread, perhaps with us directly as we could then look into its validity yes or no...

We know its questioning the punishment so it is something you should report to us instead of reposting it constantly here. You're only making a fool of yourself by doing so.



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Reply #4887 on: July 16, 2016, 12:14:55 am
There isn't anything to laugh about something that is best off taken into another thread, perhaps with us directly as we could then look into its validity yes or no...

We know its questioning the punishment so it is something you should report to us instead of reposting it constantly here. You're only making a fool of yourself by doing so.

I'm guessing you didnt get the joke, I dont even know what the situation was about I just saw the post and found it funny. And I'm pretty sure if it made anyone look like a fool is probably the admin in question hence the quickness of you guys to remove the post. Don't go around throwing shade making shit into something that its not. Learn to laugh, a little laughter is good for the soul.

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Reply #4888 on: July 21, 2016, 11:46:58 pm
[22:34:46] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): where are u from Vla?
[22:34:58] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Vladistan
[22:35:10] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): where is vladistan ?
[22:35:17] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): in afghanistan?
[22:35:27] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): It's a small nation next to Kyrgyzstan
[22:35:35] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): oh
[22:35:45] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): We're fighting for our independence
[22:35:59] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): whats your national language?
[22:36:02] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): aganist?
[22:36:25] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Most speak Russian since we were a former Soviet state
[22:36:37] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): oh
[22:36:42] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): but our ancestral language is Slavko
[22:37:05] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): tell your Slavko lan
[22:37:13] **[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): language
[22:37:23] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): speak?
[22:37:31] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): I speak Russian, Slavko is a minority language now
[22:37:37] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Like Scottish Gaelic
[22:37:47] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Only 5# of our population speaks it
[22:38:22] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): kk
[22:47:13] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): so u live in UK and then u went Vladistan?
[22:47:22] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Other way around
 [22:47:39] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): My parents brought me to the UK when i was a child to escape the civil war
[22:47:47] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): in Vladistan
[22:47:51] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): civil war?
[22:48:21] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): what happen on that time?
[22:48:38] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Yes the Freedom fighters of Vladistan were in a war with the Supreme Leader of Vladistan
[22:49:00] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): oh
[22:49:03] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): His name was Ladislao Kubala
[22:49:13] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): so who won that fght?
[22:49:44] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Kubala because he was backed by Russia
[22:49:58] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): i haven't been able to go back to my homeland ever since
[22:50:03] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): your ppl fight with vladistan leader?
[22:50:20] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Yes because he is a very cruel man
[22:50:50] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): any politian party in vladistan?
[22:51:21] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): PPV is the major party
[22:51:27] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): People's Party of Vladistan
[22:51:34] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): when civil war ended you went again vladistan?
[22:51:44] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): It's not over yet.
[22:52:17] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): oh god...fight still going on?
[22:52:21] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Yes
[22:52:42] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): so whats your country wants?
[22:53:09] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): We want to get rid of our totalitarian dictator
[22:53:17] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): And to have the right of self determination
[22:53:33] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): We haven't been able to vote for a new leader for 30 years
[22:53:38] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): so why your leader didnt want?
[22:53:45] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Because Ladislao wiped out all his opposition
[22:53:50] **[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): all
[22:54:00] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): 30 years....
[22:54:21] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): why u are not able to vote?
[22:55:03] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Because Ladislao won't allow for another election, he's a dictator so he wants to stay in power
[22:55:22] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): The UN has tried to sanction him but he doesn't care
[22:55:34] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): oh
[22:55:43] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): he had so power
[22:55:49] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): As long as he has the support of Russia we can't do anything
[22:55:56] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): did vladidstan have army?
[22:56:33] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): It does have a small army, but Russia has sent reinforcements to suppress the rebels
[22:56:49] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): So we won't be independent anytime soon :\
[22:57:09] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): This conversation is making me very upset
[22:57:32] ***[6000] Sarmed_Luciano(8): ah.. sorry :/
[22:58:11] ***[6000] Vladislav_Gvardia(7): Let's talk about something else please.



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Reply #4889 on: July 22, 2016, 12:09:13 am
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