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Offline Petarda

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Reply #4890 on: July 22, 2016, 12:21:34 am
 :lol:


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Reply #4891 on: July 22, 2016, 12:23:27 am
Dug myself way too deep on that one..  :lol:

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Reply #4892 on: July 25, 2016, 08:38:48 pm
[00:35:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) did u guys know jay will kick me from gsf
[00:35:47] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) why?
[00:36:00] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) bcoz i messed with some wronk ppl

[00:36:02] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) he gon kick me now
[00:36:09] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) I thought you will be kicked from being admin before that xD
[00:36:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) i was kicked already

[00:36:26] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) O.o
[00:36:28] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) He is already :P

[00:36:36] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) damn xD
[00:36:37] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) well i was suspended

[00:36:40] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) and then quit myself

[00:36:52] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) I was straight open kicked

[00:37:00] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) I was wondering I havent seen a Balla in the unban section fo long

[00:37:04] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) xD

[00:37:12] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) like i banned many ballas lol

[00:37:21] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) not one sided at all

[00:37:22] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) :P

[00:37:25] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) damn hahaha

[00:37:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) idk if i ever banned a balla
[00:37:40] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) i did give tempbans but i dont remember full baning a balla

[00:37:49] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) even when i could have

[00:38:04] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) yeah temp bans warnings and shit lol

[00:38:05] PM from Sarmed_Luciano(4): kahah o

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Reply #4893 on: July 26, 2016, 05:09:39 pm
Quote from: Meow Meow on July 25, 2016, 08:38:48 pm
[00:35:32] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) did u guys know jay will kick me from gsf
[00:35:47] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) why?
[00:36:00] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) bcoz i messed with some wronk ppl

[00:36:02] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) he gon kick me now
[00:36:09] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) I thought you will be kicked from being admin before that xD
[00:36:24] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) i was kicked already

[00:36:26] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) O.o
[00:36:28] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) He is already :P

[00:36:36] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) damn xD
[00:36:37] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) well i was suspended

[00:36:40] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) and then quit myself

[00:36:52] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) I was straight open kicked

[00:37:00] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) I was wondering I havent seen a Balla in the unban section fo long

[00:37:04] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) xD

[00:37:12] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) like i banned many ballas lol

[00:37:21] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) not one sided at all

[00:37:22] {409FFF}[WS]Bruce_McCane{FFFFFF}: (10) :P

[00:37:25] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) damn hahaha

[00:37:31] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) idk if i ever banned a balla
[00:37:40] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) i did give tempbans but i dont remember full baning a balla

[00:37:49] {FFFFFF}[GSF]Jov_Weber{FFFFFF}: (0) even when i could have

[00:38:04] {FFFFFF}Rick_Grimes{FFFFFF}: (6) yeah temp bans warnings and shit lol

[00:38:05] PM from Sarmed_Luciano(4): kahah o

 :uhm: what's so funny? I dont get it.


Quote from: Teddy on April 15, 2016, 03:28:22 am
If you are here for doing random event stuff, I'd recommend a free roam server. We're not that anymore. We're a roleplay server.

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Reply #4894 on: July 26, 2016, 05:12:39 pm
Quote from: McGarrett on July 26, 2016, 05:09:39 pm
:uhm: what's so funny? I dont get it.
Because it was a conversation that didn't end up in a shootout.

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Reply #4895 on: July 30, 2016, 08:17:53 pm
This made me chuckle  :D

[18:00:20] crash(35) says (phone): okay
[18:00:24] crash(35) says (phone): so the guard job
[18:00:35] crash(35) says (phone): can i get that?
[18:00:52] crash(35) says (phone): okay so where?
[18:01:08] crash(35) says (phone): okay
[18:01:16] {FFFFFF}crash{FFFFFF}: (35) k
[18:01:31] {FFFFFF}crash{FFFFFF}: (35) ben go to market mall in an hour
[18:01:42] {FFFFFF}crash{FFFFFF}: (35) please
[18:01:52] {DEB887}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (0) You mean now
[18:01:56] {FFFFFF}crash{FFFFFF}: (35) yes
[18:01:59] {DEB887}=AV=Ben_Blake{FFFFFF}: (0) ok



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Salt and hate won't take us anywhere.
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And we do not try to be real life, as why would you ever play real life if you have one ? We play the GTA universe, and our players should try to live in the GTA world, not the real one.

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Reply #4896 on: July 30, 2016, 08:37:51 pm
BIG_DICK_JONES(44) has logged into the server from the United Kingdom.
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): hey big dick jones
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): whats good
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): you tell me
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): ; )
=AV=Salmonella(37): sup big dick jones
BIG_DICK_JONES(5): sup
=AV=Salmonella(37): wanna roleplay?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): sure
=AV=Salmonella(37): what is your role?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): having a big dick

tfw we won't have legendary players by the likes of BIG_DICK_JONES if we force srs rp names




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Reply #4897 on: July 30, 2016, 09:04:20 pm
Quote from: Salmonella on July 30, 2016, 08:37:51 pm
Spoiler for Hiden:
BIG_DICK_JONES(44) has logged into the server from the United Kingdom.
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): hey big dick jones
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): whats good
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): you tell me
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): ; )
=AV=Salmonella(37): sup big dick jones
BIG_DICK_JONES(5): sup
=AV=Salmonella(37): wanna roleplay?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): sure
=AV=Salmonella(37): what is your role?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): having a big dick

tfw we won't have legendary players by the likes of BIG_DICK_JONES if we force srs rp names
Actually a good RP name TBH!

"You know that guy? People call him Big Dick Jones"

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Reply #4898 on: August 15, 2016, 10:12:08 am
[10:06:31] [Radio] SAPD Recruit Mon_Go(28): how to write carsign ?
[10:06:44] [Radio] SAPD Recruit James_Gooding(12) [EES] Squad: /callsign man
[10:07:48] [Radio] SAPD Recruit savior(10) man: whay
[10:07:50] [Radio] SAPD Recruit savior(10) man: what

new players... they give you a good laugh :D
to those who don't get it, savior literally typed "/callsign man" and set his callsign to "man"


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Reply #4899 on: August 15, 2016, 10:58:08 am
Hahaahahaha


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Reply #4900 on: August 15, 2016, 11:35:01 am
Quote from: Salmonella on July 30, 2016, 08:37:51 pm
BIG_DICK_JONES(44) has logged into the server from the United Kingdom.
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): hey big dick jones
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): whats good
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): you tell me
=AV=MrPlayerismus(34): ; )
=AV=Salmonella(37): sup big dick jones
BIG_DICK_JONES(5): sup
=AV=Salmonella(37): wanna roleplay?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): sure
=AV=Salmonella(37): what is your role?
BIG_DICK_JONES(44): having a big dick

tfw we won't have legendary players by the likes of BIG_DICK_JONES if we force srs rp names

Hahaha, yeah this is one of my favourites.

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Reply #4901 on: August 16, 2016, 04:46:54 am
Got a sensible chuckle out of this.

[21:42:52] Quavious_Marshall: (17) TOLD THAT BITCH U MOTHERFUCKIN RIGHT
[21:43:01] Quavious_Marshall has been banned by Justin_Parker(16) for 15.
[21:43:04] ***[6000] [WS]Webster(22): LOL
[21:43:05] ***[6000] [WS]Webster(22): WHAT
[21:43:06] Rafael_Gonzalez: (7) rip
[21:43:15] ***[6000] hector_gonzalez(6): lool
[21:43:16] Justin_Parker: (16) well that's not the banana command

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Reply #4902 on: August 16, 2016, 05:40:50 am
Quote from: Link9rly on August 16, 2016, 04:46:54 am

[21:43:16] Justin_Parker: (16) well that's not the banana command
Hahaha gotta love Justin!

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Reply #4903 on: August 16, 2016, 07:44:01 am
Hahahahah ggwp

I believe Argonath will be back as soon as the exams are over.
SA:MP server is currently in a decent state with a stable player base of around 20-25 people on a daily basis.

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Reply #4904 on: January 15, 2017, 09:24:20 am
Pancher is back in town!  :bananarock: :jackson:

[09:08:48] FluffyDude(0) says: oh no....

[09:08:56] [Rstar]Pancher(12) starres at the biker

[09:08:57] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: Sir

[09:09:02] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: take off your glasses

[09:09:11] FluffyDude(0) says: look like we gotta take him to our PD bathroom

[09:09:40] FluffyDude(0) says: take off your glasses

[09:09:43] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: now, bend over the fence

[09:10:02] [Rstar]Pancher(12) slaps the man

[09:10:13] [Rstar]Pancher(12) puches him down

[09:10:15] [Rstar]Andeey(2) shouts: oww!!

[09:10:29] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: sir, do not resist

[09:10:34] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: where u hide it?

[09:10:40] [Rstar]Pancher(12) taps for illegal items

[09:10:43] [Rstar]Andeey(2) says: hide what!!!

[09:10:55] you would find a bag with 5G of weed inside of it ([Rstar]Andeey(2))

[09:11:03] in my left back pokcet ([Rstar]Andeey(2))

[09:11:13] [Rstar]Pancher(12) finds a bag with weed

[09:11:16] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: What's this sir?

[09:11:24] [Rstar]Andeey(2) says: thats my grandmothers i swear

[09:11:29] [Rstar]Andeey(2) says: its for her Alzheimers

[09:11:52] [Rstar]Andeey(2) says: Helps her relax.. Ya know..

[09:11:59] [Rstar]Pancher(12) says: right.

[09:12:01] [Rstar]Pancher(12) reads the miranda rights out:

[09:12:01] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

[09:12:01] You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney,

[09:12:01] one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?




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