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Offline Aragorn

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on: March 23, 2009, 05:45:33 pm
Logs will be added to the site Argonath HUMOR pages.

1. Screenshots will not go to Humor page on site
2. Try to post the correct nicks of players in logs, not just "Some guy:"
3. Repeated situations will not go to the Humor page (not your fault though, just inform you)
4. Complains, flame will be cut and forum users warned.
5. Try to keep to the HUMOR, as it was supposed from the beginning...

Thank you.
Do not posts screenshots - write it down! We do not allow screenshots in this topic

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Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 06:53:45 pm
[GSF]Greek_Mike has connected to the server.
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Hi all
IcyAero(i thing icy said this):o hai
[GSF]Greek_Mike:Ohaio?


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Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 06:55:38 pm
Quote from: greekmike on March 23, 2009, 06:53:45 pm
[GSF]Greek_Mike has connected to the server.
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Hi all
IcyAero(i thing icy said this):o hai
[GSF]Greek_Mike:Ohaio?
You already post this on the old havent you?Oh well lol.. I sometimes say Ohai too ;).

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Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 07:28:03 pm
*** [AV]Cane has joined the channel
[AV]Cane has been kicked for flooding.
*** [AV]Cane has left the channel

JaMeS_Alterlis: (7) My car runing out of fuel, STOP!!!

James Hunter(37) says: Welcome to the re-education scheme 2009 for the criminally retarded.

JaMeS_Alterlis: (29) what the
JaMeS_Alterlis (29) has been kicked for flooding.

[WS]FranK: (11) Josh, still alive, are we?
Josh_Page: (10) yeah
[WS]FranK: (11) yay
[Rstar]Jaaskaa: admin duty time
Josh_Page (10) has been kicked for flooding.

*** [xxxx] James_Hunter(6): And Garry Withfield is just EVERYWHERE! God damn!
*** [xxxx] James_Hunter(6): Im on a moan fest.

*** [xxxx] [AV]Vince(38): [er,osospm cp,e on? (Permission come in. Vince fails.)

ScorpZ_Cems: (32) Wash, Im not trying to argue DAMNIT. I just want a DM fest.


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Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 07:32:52 pm
Hehe nice collection Oliver! lol @ Josh poor Josh :razz:.

 :ps: : Jaaskaa is jeffery the auto kicker? :O

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Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 12:57:28 am
Lol , Nice  :lol:


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Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 02:03:49 am
Quote from: Oliver on March 23, 2009, 07:28:03 pm
[WS]FranK: (11) Josh, still alive, are we?
Josh_Page: (10) yeah
[WS]FranK: (11) yay
[Rstar]Jaaskaa: admin duty time
Josh_Page (10) has been kicked for flooding.

LOL  :D :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 02:59:06 am
OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity! :lol:

Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.

There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.

[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

A Time for Rebuilding: SA:MP HQ 5-Point Agenda — The Holy Church of Argonath (Recruiting)

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Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 03:22:14 am
Quote from: JDCdesigns on March 24, 2009, 02:59:06 am
[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

Lol  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that would be my reaction.

I used to be =AV=Spartan and I did stuff. Then life happened and I stopped doing stuff. Now I do some stuff I guess.

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Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 03:30:06 am
Hahaha, Freecop1 is my hero :rofl:


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Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 03:35:41 am
Frederik_Cortez: Awesome, I got the 'GTA IV' Sirens into 'GTA SA.' New gun sounds as well. Plus the 'GTA IV' Police Cruiser Mod'.
Frederik_Cortez: This is too good to be true. :>
[AV]Cane: You're right, Frederik. It is too good to be true.
Frederik_Cortez: Lol, how?
[AV]Cane: *evil laughter*

A few moments later...........

[AV]Cane: "ERROR: Your gta_sa.exe file has been terminated."

[Removed], was kicked by [AV]Cane for Hacks
[AV]Cane has been kicked for flooding.



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Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 03:39:37 am
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): What?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): growweed?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD BOY
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD NIGGA
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lets push him
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): xD
*** [WS]Andy(1) has left the channel
[WS]Andy(1) has been kicked for flooding.


Also Tai pulled a Tai with Matute some time ago :D.


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Reply #12 on: March 24, 2009, 05:01:24 am
But this time the reason wasnt 'lol', :lol:

Dont worry Tai we still love you

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

A Time for Rebuilding: SA:MP HQ 5-Point Agenda — The Holy Church of Argonath (Recruiting)

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Reply #13 on: March 24, 2009, 05:05:43 am
<333 Tai forever  :D


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Reply #14 on: March 24, 2009, 07:40:32 am
Quote from: ElMartu on March 24, 2009, 03:39:37 am
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): What?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): growweed?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD BOY
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD NIGGA
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lets push him
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): xD
*** [WS]Andy(1) has left the channel
[WS]Andy(1) has been kicked for flooding.


Also Tai pulled a Tai with Matute some time ago :D.
Haha lol..I think Tai do a strike again on wrong ban :razz:

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