[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Aragorn]

Logs will be added to the site Argonath HUMOR pages.

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[greekmike]

[GSF]Greek_Mike has connected to the server.
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Hi all
IcyAero(i thing icy said this):o hai
[GSF]Greek_Mike:Ohaio?

[SeanC]

[GSF]Greek_Mike has connected to the server.
[GSF]Greek_Mike: Hi all
IcyAero(i thing icy said this):o hai
[GSF]Greek_Mike:Ohaio?

You already post this on the old havent you?Oh well lol.. I sometimes say Ohai too .

[Oliver]

*** [AV]Cane has joined the channel
[AV]Cane has been kicked for flooding.
*** [AV]Cane has left the channel

JaMeS_Alterlis: (7) My car runing out of fuel, STOP!!!

James Hunter(37) says: Welcome to the re-education scheme 2009 for the criminally retarded.

JaMeS_Alterlis: (29) what the
JaMeS_Alterlis (29) has been kicked for flooding.

[WS]FranK: (11) Josh, still alive, are we?
Josh_Page: (10) yeah
[WS]FranK: (11) yay
[Rstar]Jaaskaa: admin duty time
Josh_Page (10) has been kicked for flooding.

*** [xxxx] James_Hunter(6): And Garry Withfield is just EVERYWHERE! God damn!
*** [xxxx] James_Hunter(6): Im on a moan fest.

*** [xxxx] [AV]Vince(38): [er,osospm cp,e on? (Permission come in. Vince fails.)

ScorpZ_Cems: (32) Wash, Im not trying to argue DAMNIT. I just want a DM fest.

[SeanC]

Hehe nice collection Oliver! lol @ Josh poor Josh :razz:.

 :ps: : Jaaskaa is jeffery the auto kicker? :O

[Tito]

Lol , Nice 

[pixy]

[WS]FranK: (11) Josh, still alive, are we?
Josh_Page: (10) yeah
[WS]FranK: (11) yay
[Rstar]Jaaskaa: admin duty time
Josh_Page (10) has been kicked for flooding.

LOL 

[JDC]

OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity!

Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.

There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.

[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

[spartan1178]

[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

Lol  that would be my reaction.

[ElMartu]

Hahaha, Freecop1 is my hero

[4512jth]

Frederik_Cortez: Awesome, I got the 'GTA IV' Sirens into 'GTA SA.' New gun sounds as well. Plus the 'GTA IV' Police Cruiser Mod'.
Frederik_Cortez: This is too good to be true. :>
[AV]Cane: You're right, Frederik. It is too good to be true.
Frederik_Cortez: Lol, how?
[AV]Cane: *evil laughter*

A few moments later...........

[AV]Cane: "ERROR: Your gta_sa.exe file has been terminated."

[Removed], was kicked by [AV]Cane for Hacks
[AV]Cane has been kicked for flooding.

[ElMartu]

***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): What?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): growweed?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD BOY
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD NIGGA
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lets push him
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): xD
*** [WS]Andy(1) has left the channel
[WS]Andy(1) has been kicked for flooding.


Also Tai pulled a Tai with Matute some time ago .

[JDC]

But this time the reason wasnt 'lol',

Dont worry Tai we still love you

[cumbia_chorra]

<333 Tai forever 

[SeanC]

***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): What?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): growweed?
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD BOY
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): BAD NIGGA
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lol
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): lets push him
***[xxxx] [WS]Andy(1): xD
*** [WS]Andy(1) has left the channel
[WS]Andy(1) has been kicked for flooding.


Also Tai pulled a Tai with Matute some time ago .

Haha lol..I think Tai do a strike again on wrong ban :razz: