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Offline VeLuX

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Reply #150 on: April 22, 2009, 01:52:08 pm
Quote from: MarioRinarri on April 22, 2009, 07:50:53 am
rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help

thats also a good one  :cool:



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Reply #151 on: April 22, 2009, 02:30:51 pm


Max_Terrye: (45) admins if you give me driving license then ill tell you
hackers id

hehe.. :lol:


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Reply #152 on: April 22, 2009, 03:03:28 pm
I laughed at this when Squeak PM'ed wrong :rofl:

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Reply #153 on: April 22, 2009, 03:22:53 pm
Quote from: MyleS on April 22, 2009, 02:30:51 pm


Max_Terrye: (45) admins if you give me driving license then ill tell you
hackers id

hehe.. :lol:
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Reply #154 on: April 22, 2009, 03:23:28 pm
Quote from: Zaila on April 22, 2009, 03:03:28 pm
I laughed at this when Squeak PM'ed wrong :rofl:

PM from Squeak_Araatus(x): "Use it or loose it" <-- advertisement for masturbation

 :lol:

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Reply #155 on: April 22, 2009, 03:44:47 pm
A cop: (*) Mario, how much time left?
[RI]Mario_Rinna: (*) 4 minutes...
The cop: (*) pfft, won't even bother then.
/runhowlong
You need to stay away at least 100m from cops for approximately 43 minutes
 ... 43 minutes later ...
You have escaped and are no longer wanted
The cop: (*) WTF!!

+ a quite old one.
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Reply #156 on: April 22, 2009, 04:00:16 pm
Quote from: MarioRinarri on April 22, 2009, 07:50:53 am
rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help
also how i see this he wanned to say me im a gay i wasnt online and he was kicked all the time  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol:  maybe more peopple gonna say this             

























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Reply #157 on: April 22, 2009, 04:01:39 pm
lol  :lol:

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Reply #158 on: April 22, 2009, 05:13:20 pm
Quote from: Zaila on April 22, 2009, 03:03:28 pm
I laughed at this when Squeak PM'ed wrong :rofl:

PM from Squeak_Araatus(x): "Use it or loose it" <-- advertisement for masturbation
This should be /ad


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Reply #159 on: April 22, 2009, 05:21:44 pm
Driving test:

[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!

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Reply #160 on: April 22, 2009, 05:32:47 pm
hahaha lol cDa! :rofl:


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Reply #161 on: April 22, 2009, 05:44:50 pm
lol  :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Reply #162 on: April 22, 2009, 05:46:11 pm
Quote from: cDa on April 22, 2009, 05:21:44 pm
Driving test:

[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!

Haaaaaaah i think i will say that to my teacher when im taking driver license in Real world  :pop:



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Reply #163 on: April 22, 2009, 06:03:34 pm
Quote from: cDa on April 22, 2009, 05:21:44 pm
Driving test:

[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!

lol if he on the street, there would be traffic jam in every 10 seconds
Drive, Brake, Drive, Brake  :lol:

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Reply #164 on: April 22, 2009, 06:26:49 pm
Quote from: MarioRinarri on April 22, 2009, 07:50:53 am
rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help

:lol: :rofl:


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