[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[VeLuX]

rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help

thats also a good one  :cool:

[MyleS]

Max_Terrye: (45) admins if you give me driving license then ill tell you
hackers id

hehe..

[Zaila]

I laughed at this when Squeak PM'ed wrong

PM from Squeak_Araatus(x): "Use it or loose it" <-- advertisement for masturbation

[SeanC]

Max_Terrye: (45) admins if you give me driving license then ill tell you
hackers id

hehe..

[James_Alterlis]

I laughed at this when Squeak PM'ed wrong

PM from Squeak_Araatus(x): "Use it or loose it" <-- advertisement for masturbation

 

 

[MarioRinarri]

A cop: (*) Mario, how much time left?
[RI]Mario_Rinna: (*) 4 minutes...
The cop: (*) pfft, won't even bother then.
/runhowlong
You need to stay away at least 100m from cops for approximately 43 minutes
 ... 43 minutes later ...
You have escaped and are no longer wanted
The cop: (*) WTF!!

+ a quite old one.
Paul_CemsT(49), was kicked by Hank_Rafferty(0) for spreding rumors

[RPG_Police]

rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help

also how i see this he wanned to say me im a gay i wasnt online and he was kicked all the time    maybe more peopple gonna say this             

























                                                                    :conf:

[James_Alterlis]

lol 

...

 

[BKP]

I laughed at this when Squeak PM'ed wrong

PM from Squeak_Araatus(x): "Use it or loose it" <-- advertisement for masturbation

This should be /ad

[cDa]

Driving test:

[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!

[Donkey]

hahaha lol cDa!

[RPG_Police]

lol 

[VeLuX]

Driving test:

[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!

Haaaaaaah i think i will say that to my teacher when im taking driver license in Real world  :pop:

[James_Alterlis]

Driving test:

[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!

lol if he on the street, there would be traffic jam in every 10 seconds
Drive, Brake, Drive, Brake 

 

[Fabio]

rpg_is_gay: (15) ;kick me again and ill rape u
rpg_is_gay, was kicked by GiacJr(14) for cu
Mafs_Corleone: (5) lol
GiacJr: (14) shit he wasn't joking
GiacJr: (14) omgomgogmg help