free

News

collapse

User Info

 
 
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

* Recent Posts

Re: Stopping by by Ehks
[June 04, 2025, 12:25:17 am]
Re: Rest in peace by Stefanrsb
[June 02, 2025, 03:38:02 am]
Re: [SA:MP]House of Sforza | The Elite Power | Estd. 2006 | LS - LV by Stefanrsb
[June 02, 2025, 03:09:22 am]
Re: The Soprano Family | Royal Loyalty by Stefanrsb
[June 02, 2025, 03:00:31 am]
Re: The Gvardia Family || San Fierro's Main Power || Best criminal group of 09/10/11 by Stefanrsb
[June 02, 2025, 02:47:01 am]
Re: BALLAS | In memory of INFERNO 9 and NBA by Stefanrsb
[June 02, 2025, 02:31:29 am]
Re: Count to 1,000,000. by Stefanrsb
[June 02, 2025, 02:15:04 am]
Re: Stopping by by Traser
[June 01, 2025, 10:23:13 pm]
Re: Stopping by by Old Catzu
[May 18, 2025, 07:27:06 pm]
Re: Stopping by by TheRock
[May 18, 2025, 06:44:49 am]
Re: Stopping by by KenAdams
[May 17, 2025, 06:33:45 am]
Re: Stopping by by TugaPower
[May 12, 2025, 12:14:37 am]

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 545
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 0

There aren't any users online.

* Birthday Calender

June 2025
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 2 3 4 5 6 [7]
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30

[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

Guest · 522674

« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 11 12 13 ... 332   Go Down

0 Members and 16 Guests are viewing this topic.

MarioRinarri

  • Guest
Reply #165 on: April 22, 2009, 08:56:36 pm
Quote from: cDa on April 22, 2009, 05:21:44 pm
Driving test:

[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!
Hah, I think he was kidding.


BlackEagle

  • Guest
Reply #166 on: April 22, 2009, 09:54:46 pm
Quote from: cDa on April 22, 2009, 05:21:44 pm
Driving test:

[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!

LMFAO :rofl:


cumbia_chorra

  • Guest
Reply #167 on: April 23, 2009, 01:58:07 am
Crime of [RI]Lou_Bruno: suspected by officer [AV]Wayne for transmiting diseases to grannies.
He gave me AIDS  :cry:


Offline spartan1178

  • Regular
  • **
    • Posts: 384
    • With us since: 13/08/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
Reply #168 on: April 23, 2009, 02:03:01 am
Quote from: Matute on April 23, 2009, 01:58:07 am
Crime of [RI]Lou_Bruno: suspected by officer [AV]Wayne for transmiting diseases to grannies.
He gave me AIDS  :cry:

Not like a granny is gonna be around to spread it, or die by it. Lol jk, saw him doing lots of that kinda stuff, though the issue I had to address is how this could become a joke? Its just not funny, its like saying "Hahaha, I made you get cancer." It just isn't right.

I used to be =AV=Spartan and I did stuff. Then life happened and I stopped doing stuff. Now I do some stuff I guess.

cumbia_chorra

  • Guest
Reply #169 on: April 23, 2009, 02:21:37 am
Quote from: spartan1178 on April 23, 2009, 02:03:01 am
Not like a granny is gonna be around to spread it, or die by it. Lol jk, saw him doing lots of that kinda stuff, though the issue I had to address is how this could become a joke? Its just not funny, its like saying "Hahaha, I made you get cancer." It just isn't right.
Dont mix games situations with RL situations  ;)


Offline SeanC

  • Hero
  • ****
    • Posts: 4517
    With us since: 11/10/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
    • White Shadows forum
Reply #170 on: April 23, 2009, 02:39:41 am
Quote from: cDa on April 22, 2009, 05:21:44 pm
Driving test:

[Rstar]cDa(x): Ok do u know speed limits?
GrandTheftAuto(x): yes i do
[Rstar]cDa(x): Tell me what is limit ?
GrandTheftAuto(x): When speedo goes red: BRAKE!
:rofl:

SONNY

Offline Pancher

  • Hero
  • ****
    • Posts: 8531
    With us since: 02/05/2007
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
  • SA:MP: [Rstar]Pancher
Reply #171 on: April 23, 2009, 09:04:59 am
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.

[R*]Pancher

Offline Malcolm

  • Hero
  • ****
    • Posts: 3849
    With us since: 08/04/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
Reply #172 on: April 23, 2009, 09:26:06 am
Quote from: Pancher on April 23, 2009, 09:04:59 am
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.

Haha :lol:


Offline SeanC

  • Hero
  • ****
    • Posts: 4517
    With us since: 11/10/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
    • White Shadows forum
Reply #173 on: April 23, 2009, 10:26:59 am
Quote from: Pancher on April 23, 2009, 09:04:59 am
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.

:lol:

SONNY

Offline smey

  • Regular
  • **
    • Posts: 1002
    With us since: 04/06/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
Reply #174 on: April 23, 2009, 10:32:00 am
 :lol:

*Security Block*

Offline battle

  • I see what you did there and a
  • Hero
  • ****
    • Posts: 1413
  • Socialist
    • With us since: 02/11/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
Reply #175 on: April 23, 2009, 10:40:22 am
Quote from: Pancher on April 23, 2009, 09:04:59 am
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.


 :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

Offline MasterNeo

  • MrNeo
  • Regular
  • **
    • Posts: 1490
    With us since: 10/03/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
Reply #176 on: April 23, 2009, 10:47:40 am
Quote from: Pancher on April 23, 2009, 09:04:59 am
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.


Bwahaha, best ''candid'' jokes there is  :rofl:

Quote from: Gandalf on March 24, 2010, 09:02:52 pm
All should understand that Argonath is not just something you waste time on. It is a community with heart and soul that will stick together.

Offline spartan1178

  • Regular
  • **
    • Posts: 384
    • With us since: 13/08/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
Reply #177 on: April 23, 2009, 01:44:55 pm
Here we are with some recent ones:

Crime on SpagBob_Dragon(6): suspected by officer Speedos(6) for for car Dm
((Hint, look at the ID's  :D))


PM sent to Killer_Gvardia: Lol
PM from Eugenio_Diaz(8): lol
PM send to Eugenio_Diaz: Lol
PM from Killer_Gvardia(19): lol


Crime of Niko_Frest(18): suspected by officer [CFA]Spartan(41) for Public defication


Chase_Greggor: (8) my anus is bleeding
Chase_Greggor: (8) halp


***[XXXX] Dimitre_Diaz(29): I thin we should seattle this before going to a war
***[XXXX] Spartan_Gvardia(23): Seattle? The city? :S
***[XXXX] Eugenio_Diaz(16): Lol


IHACKdontbanme(38) has joined the server.

I used to be =AV=Spartan and I did stuff. Then life happened and I stopped doing stuff. Now I do some stuff I guess.

Offline Oliver

  • Oliver Daniels
  • Hero
  • ****
    • Posts: 5218
    With us since: 25/10/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
Reply #178 on: April 23, 2009, 01:48:27 pm
Quote from: spartan1178 on April 23, 2009, 01:44:55 pm
Chase_Greggor: (8) my anus is bleeding
Chase_Greggor: (8) halp

That happens all the time. He likes to stick random objects up his rectum.


Offline Bianconeri

  • Regular
  • **
    • Posts: 2167
  • SGT, ARPD head trainer, CMB admin and AV Developer
    • With us since: 09/09/2008
    YearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYearsYears
Reply #179 on: April 23, 2009, 01:50:54 pm
Quote from: Pancher on April 23, 2009, 09:04:59 am
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we need MEDIC to jefferson hospital now!. Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: we have a man down here!, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: i repeat, man down!, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: BETTER NOT BE A TRICK, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: JUST GET YOUR ASS HERE, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: where is it, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: Jefferson.., Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: weres jefferson, Over.
Hank_Rafferty(5): Emergency Radio: forget it, dude, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: wow, Over.
Slicer360(31): Emergency Radio: your mom, Over.


 :D

for some reason players never play single player, yesterday i had someone who didnt even knew where LS was lol

a great song, and an important story:
http://www.jwbrothers.org/play.php?vid=1794
only visiting on very very rare occasions
after that: [email protected]
10 times medal winner of ARPD, Resigned- Sergeant, Resigned-ARPD head trainer, CMB admin and Resigned- =AV= Developer

Pages: 1 ... 11 12 13 ... 332   Go Up
« previous next »
 

free
SimplePortal 2.3.7 © 2008-2025, SimplePortal