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Offline VeLuX

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Reply #210 on: April 26, 2009, 01:52:33 pm
Quote from: pixy on April 26, 2009, 04:37:38 am
There was a long silence on the police radio for about 15 minutes, then this came up.

[SASD]Rory_A(xx): Police Radio: Suspect down, Lethal Force. 10-8 from buttsex egypt
Cane_Rodriguez(xx): Police Radio: Buttsex egypt?
[WS]Pixy(xx): Police Radio: wtf?
[SASD]Rory_A(xx): Police Radio: lol
[SASD]Rory_A(xx): Police Radio: no clue where I' am at

i dont think this is fun, Police Radio shall be used on the Prof. way "Suspect Down [Location]
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Reply #211 on: April 27, 2009, 06:25:32 pm
***[CB]Duff_Cassidy: Metallica sucks!
***[CB]Julian_Luvineri: muahaha
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri: D:
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri kicked Duff_Cassidy out of the channel.
***Duff_Cassidy has left the channel.
***Duff_Cassidy has joined the channel.
***[CB]Duff_Cassidy: :(
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri: Don't say that again, soon it will be cb ban.

then we did some /Cbalerts for fun and..

CBALERT: Duff_Cassidy: Can't you guys shut up and metallica sucks:D
***Johnny_Luvineri has banned Duff_Cassidy from the cb channel.


Not exacly, but kinda like what happend, and Johnny kicked him 1 more time than what I wrote here.


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Reply #212 on: April 27, 2009, 08:08:50 pm
Omg, I'd ban him on the place.


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Reply #213 on: April 27, 2009, 09:07:56 pm
Rofl same here :)

Hell Gvardia The violent, the assassins, the tyrants, the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river.

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Reply #214 on: April 27, 2009, 10:05:16 pm
My next Entry:

***[XXXX] Sanito_Salvez(39): To be in SWAT you need to be a good DMer and follow orders, simple :)


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Reply #215 on: April 27, 2009, 10:11:15 pm
Amazing.
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Reply #216 on: April 28, 2009, 12:20:12 am
Quote from: MikeUK on April 27, 2009, 10:05:16 pm
My next Entry:

***[XXXX] Sanito_Salvez(39): To be in SWAT you need to be a good DMer and follow orders, simple :)
Agree xD

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Reply #217 on: April 28, 2009, 02:26:13 am

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Reply #218 on: April 28, 2009, 10:04:08 am
Wayne_Culver(6) says: Ayo' snowflake
Garrett(19) says: Imma nigga yo
Wayne_Culer(6) says: Naw your white foo'
Garrett(19) says: I had surgery like, MJ
Garrett(19) 's nose begins to fall off
Garrett(19) shouts: Damn!!
Garrett(19) put it back on

REPLICA.

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Reply #219 on: April 28, 2009, 12:21:18 pm
I love snowflakes.


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Reply #220 on: April 29, 2009, 03:04:37 pm
Quote from: MikeUK on April 27, 2009, 10:05:16 pm
My next Entry:

***[XXXX] Sanito_Salvez(39): To be in SWAT you need to be a good DMer and follow orders, simple :)

I remember it!
During 207, Sanito told it :D

EDIT: Who is that guy even?


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Reply #221 on: April 29, 2009, 06:10:11 pm
Quote from: Janar on April 29, 2009, 03:04:37 pm
EDIT: Who is that guy even?

Wash_Corleone, really. :)


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Reply #222 on: April 29, 2009, 06:28:45 pm
I just remembered some cop chat:


***Cop1: Excuse me sir, need a ride?
***Me(Forgot the name): Chea', ima' need dat'.
***Cop2: So <He says the name that appears above my head> come in the car.
***Me: (( How do you know my name? ))
***Cop2: It is written above your head :/


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Reply #223 on: April 29, 2009, 07:03:16 pm
Quote from: Voodoo on April 29, 2009, 06:28:45 pm
I just remembered some cop chat:


***Cop1: Excuse me sir, need a ride?
***Me(Forgot the name): Chea', ima' need dat'.
***Cop2: So <He says the name that appears above my head> come in the car.
***Me: (( How do you know my name? ))
***Cop2: It is written above your head :/

lmao  :rofl:

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Reply #224 on: April 29, 2009, 07:03:47 pm
Quote from: Voodoo on April 29, 2009, 06:28:45 pm
I just remembered some cop chat:


***Cop1: Excuse me sir, need a ride?
***Me(Forgot the name): Chea', ima' need dat'.
***Cop2: So <He says the name that appears above my head> come in the car.
***Me: (( How do you know my name? ))
***Cop2: It is written above your head :/

Yesterday, GS9 :P


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