[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[EminemRulez]

Jeffrey(27) has joined the server.
Kevin_McCollins(39): /me floods jeffrey to see his reactions.
Kevin_McCollins(39) you were kicked by Jeffrey(27) for for flooding me.
Kevin_McCollins(39), was kicked by Jeffrey(27) for for flooding me.
Server Closed Connection.
I still wondering if Jeffrey is still only a bot... He gained Intelligence? *wonders seriously*

[MisterSjeiks]

Jeffrey(27) has joined the server.
Kevin_McCollins(39): /me floods jeffrey to see his reactions.
Kevin_McCollins(39) you were kicked by Jeffrey(27) for for flooding me.
Kevin_McCollins(39), was kicked by Jeffrey(27) for for flooding me.
Server Closed Connection.
I still wondering if Jeffrey is still only a bot... He gained Intelligence? *wonders seriously*

Rofl.

[JDC]

Jeffery is the most intelligent script created by the Developers... and the most evil one too!

[Oliver]

Jeffery is the most intelligent script created by the Developers... and the most evil one too!

Jay Adams starts shouting and beating his wall every time he gets kicked by Jeffrey D:

[Fruity]

Jeffery is the most intelligent script created by the Developers... and the most evil one too!

Yeah he can even drive tanks now too.

[JDC]

Yeah he can even drive tanks now too.

Soon Jeffery's intelligence will evolve beyond human capabilities, so he can upgrade himself even more! He will soon be able to ban, remove properties, remove all the assets of all players who happen to be online, and eventually he'll gain access to the RCON and the Server Database! That means he'll start being able to change our passwords! NOOO!

[Void]

Soon Jeffery's intelligence will evolve beyond human capabilities, so he can upgrade himself even more! He will soon be able to ban, remove properties, remove all the assets of all players who happen to be online, and eventually he'll gain access to the RCON and the Server Database! That means he'll start being able to change our passwords! NOOO!

paranoia  :wow:

[JDC]

paranoia  :wow:

But those people who said that... hhhrrrgh... World War I was coming were... hhrrrgh.. gaarghh... called paranoid! They were ri... hhrrrghh... right! AAAARRRRRR... gaahhh...RRRRGH!

[Jingle]

But those people who said that... hhhrrrgh... World War I was coming were... hhrrrgh.. gaarghh... called paranoid! They were ri... hhrrrghh... right! AAAARRRRRR... gaahhh...RRRRGH!

oh no JDC is high for the first time!

[JDC]

oh no JDC is high for the first time!

H-high? ...hrrrgh... b-bullshit, th-that's what you c-call... hrrrgh... people on drugs... I am NOT high, parano... grrrrr... paranoid, OR ANYTHING ELSE OF THE... gaaarrrgh... KIND!!! DO YOU HEAR... grrrrghh... hrrrgh...penis.. ME?! DO YOU?!?!


To make sure the offtopic train doesn't come to an abrupt halt, I will post some ontopic stuff. These logs are from a few months back though, found them in the humor section of my SA:MP screenshot portfolio.

Giles(6) was suspected by Lennie_Briscoe(9) for maturbating in my squad car.



ilakon_koltsov(32) killed by TeaM_GiacJr(45), Minigun
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(22): LOLWHAT
Admin [Rstar]IcyAero(60): hax!
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(12): hahaha minigun

Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(9): Nexxt, when can =AV= tag problem be fixed?
Admin TeaM_JayL(46) announce: ~w~resetting...
[AP]DarbyDragon (68): resetting?
Admin Violet_Corleone(47): 3,2,1, Blastoff!
Amy_Ancelotti (40) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
(40) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffery.
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta: nice one Violet

After I pulled off a Tai:

Admin TeaM_GiacJr(45): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(41): >_<
Admin [AV]JDC_Kolta(41): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Admin [Rstar]Sammir(12): LMAO
Admin TeaM_GiacJr(45): LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Special Courtesy of Gimli:
Inventory of [AV]JDC_Kolta
Cash: -999983992, Bank: 37357

[battle]

LOL JDC win logs xD

[YS_JAPAN]

this is thing happened after Kevin_McCollins kicked by "real" jeffrey

Jeffrey: (27) i got GREAT idea for an upgrade, i might BAN instead of KICK for spam

Jeffrey: (27) Want funny?(i forgot correct)
Jeffrey (27) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.

[Catzu]

this is thing happened after Kevin_McCollins kicked by "real" jeffrey

Jeffrey: (27) i got GREAT idea for an upgrade, i might BAN instead of KICK for spam

Jeffrey: (27) Want funny?(i forgot correct)
Jeffrey (27) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey.

Just..............LOOOL 

[Fritz]

OMFG, we found out Jeffrey's "real" identity!

Btw, these are real logs from TS, after I taught 2 new freecops how to use TS. We were in the registration lobby, but I havent heard from them since. Freecop1 (forgot their names... I dont have TSO lol) sounded like he was around 17 while Freecop2 was quite younger, around 12-13 I guess, from the sound of their voices.

There was an old woman (another new guy as well, havent heard from him since) in Pershing Square who was doing /lay and in need of first-aid fast after being hit by a car, which sped away. The two Freecops arrived on an SAPD bike just as I was trying to help the old woman.

[AV]JDC_Kolta: This woman needs some CPR bad.
Freecop1: Hmm, she'll need mouth-to-mouth.
Freecop2: You do it!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: No, you do it!
Freecop1: Wait, I have an idea. *ding*
[AV]JDC_Kolta: What idea? :0
Freecop1: Okay, now jam the bike pump into her mouth.
Freecop2: What if she explodes?
Freecop1: That would be AWESOME!
[AV]JDC_Kolta: omg...

omg omg my stomach hurting  :banana:

[Frank_Hawk]

Lustigkurre (42) died in a explosion
Lustigkurre (42) : Who blew up GS9?