[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Dutchy]

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arrgggg was banned by [AV]B_Samiir[CS](2) for Banevading
[WS]Dutchy: (21) He's like ''Arrrggggg''
Eddy_Murphy: (24) I don't like Frank_Hawk with the red name
Eddy_Murphy: (24) I prefer he's with an orange name
[BRC]RomanGvardia: (34)NOIITINKYOUARENOTCOOLLBECAUSEYOUDOSHITY SHITALER-TABUSE
[BRC]RomanGvardia: (34) Wrong chat
[Lots of lols]
Squeek_Araatus: (11) Hurr durr, derp derp, sir.
[SACS]JEmerson: (0) lol

[Pablo]

TeaM_GiacJr(75) has joined the server.
TeaM_GiacJr:(75) fucking jewish internet.
Team_GiacJr was kicked by [AV]Grzesiek for anti-semitism :@.
1 minute later
TeaM_GiacJr(91) has joined the server.
TeaM_GiacJr:(91) fucking white internet.
Team_GiacJr:(91) What now?!
Team_GiacJr:(91) /kick 91 Anti-caucaisan?!

[rJCaiG]

Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: Time to fuck a Corleone, Over
TeaM_GiacJr: Police Radio: eww, Over
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: I rephrase that, Over
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: Time to ruin his day, Over

[9r2e5i3k]

Informanter_Sole has been unsuspected by TeaM-GiacJr - killbug - faster than janar
Informanter_Sole has been unsuspected by [ALSa]Janar - killbug

[Janar]

And I was offduty at that time..

[Leon.]

[Rstar]Panda: (45) Hey, at least there's one thing good about being bisexual
[Rstar]Panda: (45) You can click on a pr0n thumbnail, and be fairly sure its okay.
ep0x: (4) f**k YOU POLICE I f**kING HATE YOU WHY DID YOU KILL ME!!!!!!
[SD]Lil_Bo_Peep: (55) caps

People cared more about the caps than they did the flame :P
Lustigkurre: (82) why can't i buy pizza in the f**king pizza store?
[i9]Frank_Hawk: (23) buyweapon pizza
Dario_Mendez: (70) PM from Dreyah_GvardiaT: Dont leave but if you do give me your cash
This one's f**ked up, but coming from a black guy himself.
[AV]Kirby[CS]: (97) whats bubbling, screaming and tapping on the window?
Leon_Gvardia: (50) Cum?
[AV]Kirby[CS]: (97) a nigger baby in the microwave
Gimli: (49) Hmm.. how much is 850 weed worth?
Craster: (16) 4 days in jail
Squeak_Araatus: (38) Potato dick.
Out of the blue. ^^
Not exactly a chat log....but LOOK AT THIS

motherbehnkA was banned by [Rstar]CBFasi(105) for rocket launcher up this.
Josh_Corleone: OHH Sarah is a criminal bad person!
Sarah_Patterson: I was a criminal.
Lance_Carter: /GU

[MisterSjeiks]

Lol@Pic, happened to me too.

[EliteTerm]

Looks like a new breed of Yoga.

Potato Dick.. lmao

[rJCaiG]

Louis_Keyl was suspected by [WYT]Jacob for ram police
Louis_Keyl has been unsuspected by Louis_Keyl - abused
[WYT]Jacon was suspected by Louis_Keyl for ramming FBI
TeaM_GiacJr: Police Radio: LOL, Over.

Post Merge: April 06, 2010, 07:16:30 amhahahha I found a text file with some of the funniest chat lolgs ever

Omri: Rusty where are you?
Rusty: Scotland
GiacJr: lol


ron(22) was kicked by GiacJr for Change your name please
(22) was kicked by [Rstar]xcasio for Choose another name please
Admin GiacJr: I win
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: :@


[NS]Speaker: can i be GiacSr?
GiacJr: ok
GiacSr: thx
Pups: lmao you did it
[TCL]Trobby: lol, speaker


Admin [TCL]Hayden: your mom.
Admin [Rstar] Anto: your dad
Admin GiacJr: your grandma
Admin GiacJr: game set and match
Admin [TCL]Hayden: your mommasbabysdaddysuncle
Admin [Rstar]Anto: hahahaha
Admin GiacJr: ...shit


Admin Aragorn: the thing is that in Russian language, "RPG" is Raketo-Protivotankovaya Granata"
Admin GiacJr: whats that mean?
Admin Aragorn: "Rocket Grenade against tanks"


[R*]Ron: me are not a do is english


DeadDevil: Amen!!
Aragorn: Amen!!
Carnage: Amen!!
GiacJr: Amen!!
Legolas: Amen!!
Charger: Amen!!
[NS]Lux: DEVIL!!!!


[XD]Justin: you like rape?
GiacJr: ...no?
[XD]Justin: rap i mean
GiacJr: lol



Aragorn: GiacJr, do not pay attention - this guy likes crap
GiacJr: who? legolas?
Legolas:


[NS]Lux: ron i picked from flowers for you )
[R*]Ron: get lost


Guy kills petey after RON froze him
[R*]RON: lol petey, how? i froze him
[R*]Petey: i dont know
[R*]RON: were you standing in front?
[R*]Petey: yes lol
[R*]RON: HAHAHAHHAHA
[R*]Petey: he aims
[R*]Petey: and im like "hahah he cant kill me"
[R*]RON: ROFL


[R*]Sharphis: should bartender say to customers 'mate'?
GiacJr: i'm an australian bartender
[R*]Sharphis: We are in America. Civilisation, man.
GiacJr: should a customer say to bartenders 'man'?
[R*]Sharphis: sorry, sir.


=AV=Kerr: no fighting in the car park!
=AV=Kerr: dont make me get my broom!


[R*]RON: ok lets all balls in one pants


This is an international server, please use English in chat.
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: I was second
Admin [Rstar]Husky: o_o
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: who was first and third?
Admin GiacJr: i was first :d


GiacJr: my mum thinks LOL means Loser OnLine
[WS]Parox: you LOL giac
James_Solonik: LOL giac
GiacJr: -.- thanks guys


[AK]JDCdes: LMFAO = Like my fuck? Again? Orgasm?


Aragorn: why did you ram me?
MadBoi_Seville: accident
Aragorn: hah wRONg answer
[Rstar]Lionz: lol
GiacJr: lol


Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher
Admin [ALS]Inkognito:
Admin [Rstar]Husky:


Admin MuminSvensson: /die 22
GiacJr(22) was killed by admin GiacJr(22)
Admin GiacJr: bastard...
Admin GiacJr: i wonder why they say there's not enough trust in the admin team :x
Admin [AV]FlameMan: hahahah
Admin Cane_Martinez: lmao giac


AD: What is my favourite type of music? 5k. Contact: [Rstar]Razor
Immo_Calvino: Rock
[Rstar]Pancher Punk!!
[WS]Altair: PUNK ROCK!!
[WS]Altair: lol


[ALS]Martentest is put under banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
[ALS]Martentest is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
Admin Mafs_Corleone: he's practicing for blowing...

[MrFrancis]

Epic Pwnage Giac

[battle]

ROFL giac that is pure epic! was lol'ing at ever 1 xD 

[Michael_Russo]

We need more funny chat logs from Vince xD

[PulisPatola]

f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU

and your avatar says you "fucking love coloring" 

[Mikro]

Nice logs giac! I can't stop laughing... those are really to good 

[PsyZone]

Nice