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Reply #2355 on: April 04, 2010, 06:40:23 am
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[WS]Dutchy: (21) He's like ''Arrrggggg''

Eddy_Murphy: (24) I don't like Frank_Hawk with the red name
Eddy_Murphy: (24) I prefer he's with an orange name


[BRC]RomanGvardia: (34)NOIITINKYOUARENOTCOOLLBECAUSEYOUDOSHITY SHITALER-TABUSE
[BRC]RomanGvardia: (34) Wrong chat

[Lots of lols]

Squeek_Araatus: (11) Hurr durr, derp derp, sir.
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Reply #2356 on: April 04, 2010, 01:05:15 pm
TeaM_GiacJr(75) has joined the server.
TeaM_GiacJr:
(75) fucking jewish internet.
Team_GiacJr was kicked by [AV]Grzesiek for anti-semitism :@.

1 minute later

TeaM_GiacJr(91) has joined the server.
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(91) fucking white internet.
Team_GiacJr:(91) What now?!
Team_GiacJr:(91) /kick 91 Anti-caucaisan?!



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Reply #2357 on: April 04, 2010, 04:41:03 pm
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: Time to fuck a Corleone, Over
TeaM_GiacJr: Police Radio: eww, Over
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: I rephrase that, Over
Joseph_Allen: Police Radio: Time to ruin his day, Over



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Reply #2358 on: April 05, 2010, 12:21:08 am
Informanter_Sole has been unsuspected by TeaM-GiacJr - killbug - faster than janar
Informanter_Sole has been unsuspected by [ALSa]Janar - killbug


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Reply #2359 on: April 05, 2010, 02:58:43 pm
And I was offduty at that time..



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Reply #2360 on: April 05, 2010, 09:11:56 pm
[Rstar]Panda: (45) Hey, at least there's one thing good about being bisexual
[Rstar]Panda: (45) You can click on a pr0n thumbnail, and be fairly sure its okay.

ep0x: (4) f**k YOU POLICE I f**kING HATE YOU WHY DID YOU KILL ME!!!!!!
[SD]Lil_Bo_Peep: (55) caps

People cared more about the caps than they did the flame :P

Lustigkurre: (82) why can't i buy pizza in the f**king pizza store?
[i9]Frank_Hawk: (23) buyweapon pizza

Dario_Mendez: (70) PM from Dreyah_GvardiaT: Dont leave but if you do give me your cash

This one's f**ked up, but coming from a black guy himself.
[AV]Kirby[CS]: (97) whats bubbling, screaming and tapping on the window?
Leon_Gvardia: (50) Cum?
[AV]Kirby[CS]: (97) a nigger baby in the microwave

Gimli: (49) Hmm.. how much is 850 weed worth?
Craster: (16) 4 days in jail

Squeak_Araatus: (38) Potato dick.
Out of the blue. ^^

Not exactly a chat log....but LOOK AT THIS


motherbehnkA was banned by [Rstar]CBFasi(105) for rocket launcher up this.

Josh_Corleone: OHH Sarah is a criminal bad person!
Sarah_Patterson: I was a criminal.
Lance_Carter: /GU




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Reply #2361 on: April 05, 2010, 09:41:55 pm
Lol@Pic, happened to me too.


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Reply #2362 on: April 05, 2010, 11:51:49 pm
Looks like a new breed of Yoga. :rofl:

Potato Dick.. lmao

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Reply #2363 on: April 06, 2010, 06:48:19 am
Louis_Keyl was suspected by [WYT]Jacob for ram police
Louis_Keyl has been unsuspected by Louis_Keyl - abused
[WYT]Jacon was suspected by Louis_Keyl for ramming FBI
TeaM_GiacJr: Police Radio: LOL, Over.


Post Merge: April 06, 2010, 07:16:30 am
hahahha I found a text file with some of the funniest chat lolgs ever

Omri: Rusty where are you?
Rusty: Scotland
GiacJr: lol



ron(22) was kicked by GiacJr for Change your name please
(22) was kicked by [Rstar]xcasio for Choose another name please
Admin GiacJr: I win
Admin [Rstar]xcasio: :@



[NS]Speaker: can i be GiacSr?
GiacJr: ok
GiacSr: thx
Pups: lmao you did it
[TCL]Trobby: lol, speaker



Admin [TCL]Hayden: your mom.
Admin [Rstar] Anto: your dad
Admin GiacJr: your grandma
Admin GiacJr: game set and match
Admin [TCL]Hayden: your mommasbabysdaddysuncle
Admin [Rstar]Anto: hahahaha
Admin GiacJr: ...shit



Admin Aragorn: the thing is that in Russian language, "RPG" is Raketo-Protivotankovaya Granata"
Admin GiacJr: whats that mean?
Admin Aragorn: "Rocket Grenade against tanks"



[R*]Ron: me are not a do is english



DeadDevil: Amen!!
Aragorn: Amen!!
Carnage: Amen!!
GiacJr: Amen!!
Legolas: Amen!!
Charger: Amen!!
[NS]Lux: DEVIL!!!!



[XD]Justin: you like rape?
GiacJr: ...no?
[XD]Justin: rap i mean
GiacJr: lol




Aragorn: GiacJr, do not pay attention - this guy likes crap
GiacJr: who? legolas?
Legolas: :(



[NS]Lux: ron i picked from flowers for you :))
[R*]Ron: get lost :)



Guy kills petey after RON froze him
[R*]RON: lol petey, how? i froze him :)
[R*]Petey: i dont know
[R*]RON: were you standing in front?
[R*]Petey: yes lol
[R*]RON: HAHAHAHHAHA
[R*]Petey: he aims
[R*]Petey: and im like "hahah he cant kill me"
[R*]RON: ROFL



[R*]Sharphis: should bartender say to customers 'mate'?
GiacJr: i'm an australian bartender :(
[R*]Sharphis: We are in America. Civilisation, man.
GiacJr: should a customer say to bartenders 'man'?
[R*]Sharphis: sorry, sir.



=AV=Kerr: no fighting in the car park!
=AV=Kerr: dont make me get my broom!



[R*]RON: ok lets all balls in one pants



This is an international server, please use English in chat.
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
This is an international server, please use English in chat.
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: I was second
Admin [Rstar]Husky: o_o
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: who was first and third?
Admin GiacJr: i was first :d



GiacJr: my mum thinks LOL means Loser OnLine
[WS]Parox: you LOL giac
James_Solonik: LOL giac
GiacJr: -.- thanks guys



[AK]JDCdes: LMFAO = Like my fuck? Again? Orgasm?



Aragorn: why did you ram me?
MadBoi_Seville: accident
Aragorn: hah wRONg answer
[Rstar]Lionz: lol
GiacJr: lol



Admin [ALS]Inkognito: /ban 11 armour hax
GiacJr(11) teleported to GiacJr(11)
Admin GiacJr: -_-
Admin [Rstar]Pancher :D
Admin [ALS]Inkognito: :D
Admin [Rstar]Husky: :D



Admin MuminSvensson: /die 22
GiacJr(22) was killed by admin GiacJr(22)
Admin GiacJr: bastard...
Admin GiacJr: i wonder why they say there's not enough trust in the admin team :x
Admin [AV]FlameMan: hahahah :D
Admin Cane_Martinez: lmao giac



AD: What is my favourite type of music? 5k. Contact: [Rstar]Razor
Immo_Calvino: Rock
[Rstar]Pancher Punk!!
[WS]Altair: PUNK ROCK!!
[WS]Altair: lol



[ALS]Martentest is put under banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
[ALS]Martentest is lifted from banana rule by admin [ALS]Martentest
Admin Mafs_Corleone: he's practicing for blowing... :)





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Reply #2364 on: April 06, 2010, 07:36:04 am
Epic Pwnage Giac



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Reply #2365 on: April 06, 2010, 08:20:23 am
ROFL giac that is pure epic! was lol'ing at ever 1 xD  :rofl: :rofl:

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Reply #2366 on: April 06, 2010, 09:07:50 am
We need more funny chat logs from Vince ;) xD

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Reply #2367 on: April 06, 2010, 09:30:59 am
f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife

[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You

[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away

[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !

Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.

Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU

and your avatar says you "fucking love coloring"  :lol:



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Reply #2368 on: April 06, 2010, 04:11:56 pm
Nice logs giac! I can't stop laughing... those are really to good  :lol:


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Reply #2369 on: April 06, 2010, 04:23:03 pm
Nice :D

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