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Reply #2475 on: May 06, 2010, 12:26:36 am
[i9]Cyril_Olaso: (113) "I'm not a burger shot restaurant,sorry"

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Reply #2476 on: May 06, 2010, 01:12:13 am
k lets stop lolling and post moar funnay lawgz

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Reply #2477 on: May 06, 2010, 10:50:13 am
I had to post this

I called frank an dmer(as he shots everyone as a cop at gs9 without roleplaying it), and i was asking for justice and boom tempbanned... but i wasn't actually tempbanned - Script bug o.o or it could be Mr.Justice man  :pop: that didn't want me banned :p
I also find it funny, how Frank is allways right, and how he can do whatever he wants...

Drix, this should be in RS4 bug reports, not SA:MP Funny Chatlogs... Moaning about it all isn't really going to help.


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Reply #2478 on: May 06, 2010, 11:49:43 am
I had to post this

I called frank an dmer(as he shots everyone as a cop at gs9 without roleplaying it), and i was asking for justice and boom tempbanned... but i wasn't actually tempbanned - Script bug o.o or it could be Mr.Justice man  :pop: that didn't want me banned :p
I also find it funny, how Frank is allways right, and how he can do whatever he wants...


He does not do whatever he wants

You broke some rules there.

Which are; Disrespect, Provoking, Insulting group & person.

You think you get out of it easily? and accuse others of your mistakes?

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Reply #2479 on: May 06, 2010, 06:52:39 pm
Time for xcasio being bored ingame :D






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Reply #2480 on: May 06, 2010, 07:52:03 pm
I love when he's bored


anway, sorry for that post that i did on morning, inmature/unthought posting  :devroll:


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Reply #2481 on: May 06, 2010, 09:32:20 pm
xcasio knows how to make huge minus! :D




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Reply #2482 on: May 06, 2010, 09:42:24 pm
Time for xcasio being bored ingame :D







What if someone /qed for the Taxday?  :lol:

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Reply #2483 on: May 06, 2010, 10:40:47 pm
What if someone /qed for the Taxday?  :lol:

That was A Lucky guy who /Gued :D , damn i was in game when this Happend , I was Like OMG :d Then he Took it off :( ..

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Reply #2484 on: May 06, 2010, 11:06:18 pm
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Reply #2485 on: May 07, 2010, 11:01:38 am
There are at least two commands that can be used to remove money unless Gimli or someone else changed the command :lol:

The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #2486 on: May 07, 2010, 11:45:40 am
Here some more:

giro_17(22): Police Radio: suspect destroyed, Over.



EliteTerm(3): Police Radio: Do we have a BOLO for an overweight black male with a purple bandana?, Over.



It is payday time, you received $10.
It is payday time, you  received $10.
It is payday time, you  received $10.
It is payday time, you  received $10.



[JB]Darryl_Young(57) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
[JB]Jack_Nelson(33) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
Ashley_Jones(57) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds




[SE]Ben_Deleon: (8) smey are you corrupt?
=AV=Twenty: (83) yes
Jerome_Froyan: (36) Yes.
TeaM_Pazienza: (92) yes
[SE]Ben_Deleon: (8) lol
[WS]Smey: (61) haha
[RR]Darren[iS]: (79) yes


Joseph_Almeida: (15) Emo girls are the worst, at least when they try to cut of your penis with a knife


Chase_Greggor: (52) I eat fried cock


Lol That was when me and the other two where robbind CBFasi:rofl:
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Reply #2487 on: May 07, 2010, 08:57:14 pm
Mattew_H(ID:10) was reported by miracle_ALTERLIS(ID:16) for Running/Assault after /gu... nevermind died
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Reply #2488 on: May 08, 2010, 01:47:05 am

[WS]Battle_Kolta(43) killed by server
=AV=Grzesiek(8) killed by server
Joseph_Almeida(54) killed by server
[Rstar]CBFasi(32) killed by server
David_Omid (27) killed by server
=AV=Vince(4) killed by server
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Admin [SD]RoryAnstruther(24): LOL?
Admin =AV=Grzesiek(8): CBF playin' minesweeper...



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Reply #2489 on: May 08, 2010, 02:11:23 am
CBF planted a bomb, and I pulled the yellow wire  :neutral:



 


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