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Offline battle

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Reply #2460 on: May 03, 2010, 02:19:58 pm
Quote from: Dave on May 03, 2010, 12:45:33 am
Admin =AV= Dave(xx): I feel alone in the moderators list.
Admin TeaM-Wayne(xx): Bring a dildo then.

ROFL  :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #2461 on: May 03, 2010, 06:43:17 pm
GiacJr: Where's Geoff
Mr.Valentino: HE'S FUCKING SLEEPING IN HIS BED LEAVE HIM ALONE

*dedicated to Australians*

Play me off keyboard cat! ^^
Post Merge: May 03, 2010, 06:47:34 pm
Quote from: MetalLuigiX on May 01, 2010, 08:48:50 pm

*****: Stop using caps
Jimmy_Kudo: IM NOT USING CAPS
*****: Fine, stop holding shift
Jimmy_Kudo: HOW TO STOP HOLDING SHIFT

You stole that off me :|


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Reply #2462 on: May 03, 2010, 11:35:48 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on May 02, 2010, 01:41:27 pm
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:

LMFAO!!!


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Reply #2463 on: May 03, 2010, 11:40:13 pm
Quote from: MorlanV on May 03, 2010, 06:43:17 pm
GiacJr: Where's Geoff
Mr.Valentino: HE'S f**kING SLEEPING IN HIS BED LEAVE HIM ALONE

Home and Away? ._.


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Reply #2464 on: May 04, 2010, 01:31:14 am
Lose this is stupid but funny topic. :P


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Reply #2465 on: May 04, 2010, 08:57:34 am
Quote from: Dave on May 03, 2010, 12:45:33 am
Admin =AV= Dave(xx): I feel alone in the moderators list.
Admin TeaM-Wayne(xx): Bring a dildo then.

 :rofl: :lol:


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Reply #2466 on: May 04, 2010, 11:41:32 am
Suspect got killed cuz of his weed:

You killed a surrendered suspect, $250 fine. Try to jail him next time!
=AV=Twenty(5) :o
giro_17(22) says: i did not do that
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Neither did i
giro_17(22) says: i promise
=AV=Twenty(5) says: I promise too
giro_17(22) says: maybe it was god
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Yep
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!


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Reply #2467 on: May 04, 2010, 12:32:58 pm
Quote from: Twenty on May 04, 2010, 11:41:32 am
Suspect got killed cuz of his weed:

You killed a surrendered suspect, $250 fine. Try to jail him next time!
=AV=Twenty(5) :o
giro_17(22) says: i did not do that
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Neither did i
giro_17(22) says: i promise
=AV=Twenty(5) says: I promise too
giro_17(22) says: maybe it was god
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Yep
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
looooool :lol:


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Reply #2468 on: May 04, 2010, 02:45:49 pm
Here some more:

giro_17(22): Police Radio: suspect destroyed, Over.


EliteTerm(3): Police Radio: Do we have a BOLO for an overweight black male with a purple bandana?, Over.


It is payday time, you received $10.
It is payday time, you  received $10.
It is payday time, you  received $10.
It is payday time, you  received $10.


[JB]Darryl_Young(57) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
[JB]Jack_Nelson(33) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
Ashley_Jones(57) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds


[SE]Ben_Deleon: (8) smey are you corrupt?
=AV=Twenty: (83) yes
Jerome_Froyan: (36) Yes.
TeaM_Pazienza: (92) yes
[SE]Ben_Deleon: (8) lol
[WS]Smey: (61) haha
[RR]Darren[iS]: (79) yes

Joseph_Almeida: (15) Emo girls are the worst, at least when they try to cut of your penis with a knife

Chase_Greggor: (52) I eat fried cock



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Reply #2469 on: May 04, 2010, 11:03:12 pm
Marcello_Stracci: all DPD must run after suspects as /run 13

ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Temporary Measures - Bunnyhopping = Speeding, contact KEVIN_HAWK


Play for fun and friendship, not for stats or achievements.
Quote from: Gandalf on November 04, 2010, 01:29:54 pm
If you do not want to roleplay, log off. Remember that "do not force RP" does NOT mean you can refuse to interact with other players.

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Reply #2470 on: May 05, 2010, 07:57:34 am
Quote from: IcyAero on May 02, 2010, 01:41:27 pm
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:

Owned :rofl:

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

A Time for Rebuilding: SA:MP HQ 5-Point Agenda — The Holy Church of Argonath (Recruiting)

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Reply #2471 on: May 05, 2010, 07:25:58 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on May 04, 2010, 11:03:12 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Temporary Measures - Bunnyhopping = Speeding, contact KEVIN_HAWK

+1


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Reply #2472 on: May 05, 2010, 08:08:59 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on May 02, 2010, 01:41:27 pm
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat. :lol:
Made me laugh too.  :rofl:


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Reply #2473 on: May 05, 2010, 09:16:05 pm
He died of slapping xD


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Reply #2474 on: May 05, 2010, 10:31:39 pm
k lets stop lolling and post moar funnay lawgz

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Leon_Gvardia was suspected by officer Daco_Araatus for ICE CUBE


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