[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[battle]

Admin =AV= Dave(xx): I feel alone in the moderators list.
Admin TeaM-Wayne(xx): Bring a dildo then.

ROFL 

[MorlanV]

GiacJr: Where's Geoff
Mr.Valentino: HE'S FUCKING SLEEPING IN HIS BED LEAVE HIM ALONE

*dedicated to Australians*

Play me off keyboard cat! ^^
Post Merge: May 03, 2010, 06:47:34 pm

*****: Stop using caps
Jimmy_Kudo: IM NOT USING CAPS
*****: Fine, stop holding shift
Jimmy_Kudo: HOW TO STOP HOLDING SHIFT

You stole that off me :|

[Rory]

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat.

LMFAO!!!

[Aksel]

GiacJr: Where's Geoff
Mr.Valentino: HE'S f**kING SLEEPING IN HIS BED LEAVE HIM ALONE

Home and Away? ._.

[Jason_Wade]

Lose this is stupid but funny topic. :P

[Scream]

Admin =AV= Dave(xx): I feel alone in the moderators list.
Admin TeaM-Wayne(xx): Bring a dildo then.

 

[Unmountable]

Suspect got killed cuz of his weed:

You killed a surrendered suspect, $250 fine. Try to jail him next time!
=AV=Twenty(5) :o
giro_17(22) says: i did not do that
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Neither did i
giro_17(22) says: i promise
=AV=Twenty(5) says: I promise too
giro_17(22) says: maybe it was god
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Yep
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!

[Dutchy]

Suspect got killed cuz of his weed:

You killed a surrendered suspect, $250 fine. Try to jail him next time!
=AV=Twenty(5) :o
giro_17(22) says: i did not do that
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Neither did i
giro_17(22) says: i promise
=AV=Twenty(5) says: I promise too
giro_17(22) says: maybe it was god
=AV=Twenty(5) says: Yep
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!

looooool

[Unmountable]

Here some more:

giro_17(22): Police Radio: suspect destroyed, Over.


EliteTerm(3): Police Radio: Do we have a BOLO for an overweight black male with a purple bandana?, Over.


It is payday time, you received $10.
It is payday time, you  received $10.
It is payday time, you  received $10.
It is payday time, you  received $10.


[JB]Darryl_Young(57) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
[JB]Jack_Nelson(33) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds
Ashley_Jones(57) has been jailed by [WS]Battle_Kolta for 180 seconds


[SE]Ben_Deleon: (8) smey are you corrupt?
=AV=Twenty: (83) yes
Jerome_Froyan: (36) Yes.
TeaM_Pazienza: (92) yes
[SE]Ben_Deleon: (8) lol
[WS]Smey: (61) haha
[RR]Darren[iS]: (79) yes

Joseph_Almeida: (15) Emo girls are the worst, at least when they try to cut of your penis with a knife

Chase_Greggor: (52) I eat fried cock

[9r2e5i3k]

Marcello_Stracci: all DPD must run after suspects as /run 13

ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Temporary Measures - Bunnyhopping = Speeding, contact KEVIN_HAWK

[JDC]

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat.

Owned

[Rory]

ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Temporary Measures - Bunnyhopping = Speeding, contact KEVIN_HAWK

+1

[Argoplayer]

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).
[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [TCL]Tai(94).

[TCL]Tai(94) was slapped by admin [Rstar]Agent(88).
[TCL]Tai(94) killed by Server.

Admin [Rstar]Agent(88): :o
Admin [TCL]Tai(94) ..... ****** ***

Made us laugh so hard on admin chat.

Made me laugh too. 

[Sprunk]

He died of slapping xD

[Leon.]

k lets stop lolling and post moar funnay lawgz

Leon_Gvardia was suspected by officer Dream for Driving Recklassly Must go to PD
Leon_Gvardia was suspected by officer Daco_Araatus for ICE CUBE