[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Oliver]

Crime of =AV=Deejay(36): suspected by officier Fabijan_Fabo_Snoopy for shooting me with car

O.O

[9r2e5i3k]

Kevin_McCollins: Mike_Hawk - how do we spell your name? it sounds like "My cock"D:
James_Martini: thats the point
James_Martini: he's friends with Mike Hunt

[Lamar Diasso]

Kevin_McCollins: Mike_Hawk - how do we spell your name? it sounds like "My cock"D:
James_Martini: thats the point
James_Martini: he's friends with Mike Hunt

[Julio.]

Nice to see me in one of the chatlogs Rock posted



Julio Stracci: I love to argue with a worthy adversary, but when one is not around, I will quite happily wipe the floor with a turd like you.
???_Stracci: Harsh
harg745: Why wud u wipe floor with turd?



loled

[MorlanV]

Nice to see me in one of the chatlogs Rock posted



Julio Stracci: I love to argue with a worthy adversary, but when one is not around, I will quite happily wipe the floor with a turd like you.
???_Stracci: Harsh
harg745: Why wud u wipe floor with turd?


loled

LOL

Reminds me of the I eat shit like you for breakfast joke xD

[Shockk]

Kevin_McCollins: Mike_Hawk - how do we spell your name? it sounds like "My cock"D:
James_Martini: thats the point
James_Martini: he's friends with Mike Hunt

Funniest log for a good few pages. 

[TheRock]

ADVERTISEMENT: Buying - WEED & HEROIN - High Prices -, Contact Enzo_Gvardia(Phone:846298)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Heroin :$, cotnact SavioR_Stracci(Phone:936276)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Weed :$, contact Richard_Stracci(Phone:212)

After a few mins.

Richard_Stracci(18) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci(23) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci: (23) Gimme weap
SavioR_Stracci: (23) WTF
SavioR_Stracci: (23) hahahahhaha
SavioR_Stracci: (23) I bought heroin though


ADVERTISEMENT: some, Contact Crazy_Dzimmy(Phone:8711)
Crazy_Dzimmy: (2) dang
Franco_Ancelotti: some ad abuse
Nexxt: (17) I want "some:"
Nexxt: (17)


PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Congratzz you amde it =)
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Yea
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): ape u on ape duty?
PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Always


Drix: (53) Yung yo dont masturbate?
Drix: (53) Then your a pussy.
Drix: (53) Sorry.
-
[WS]Ben_Samiir: (8) A men that never masturbated isnn't a men in my eyes.
Jenny_Fox: (24) 65 percent of woman have masturbated once in their life


big_worm has joined the server from Greece


Admin Salmonella(109): He has a big nose
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): lol
Admin Salmonella(109): really big nose :P
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): i has no big nose :P
Admin Salmonella(109): no you have a big cock


ADVERTISEMENT: buying money!, contact =AV=GrZombie(Phone:9253)
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Money! $1 for $2!, contact [AF]Julio_Marlen(phone:6642)

A hacker-fail.

-INVENTORY of nikafd(61):-
Cash: 10k. Screen cash: $1337
(Not the exact way we see it, but I can't even display the original even.)


Skitz_CorleoneT: (11) one of my mates had 2 antivirus installed.. it's like wearing two condoms


[WS]Tevin[AF]: (30) Dude stop following me saying taste the cock
Kody: (42) 8===D


Jcstodds(36) watches the bikini woman and is tempted to blow his cover
Jcstodds(36) dives at her feet


=AV=Jserg: (42) Really, saving money in your ass is a good way to protect em tbh
[WS]Tanker: (43) Ye
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Maybe for you Jserg
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Who'd want to go near your ass :P
=AV=Jserg: (42) Everyone, i got a great ass


[WS]Rock_Kolta has joined the server from Greece
Nexxt: (18) Hi Rockckz.zz.z.
[WS]Rock_Kolta: hey.
Nexxt: (18) ouch! Redname!
Madboi_Corleone: (19) Lockrolta
[AF]Ray_Volcano: (1) Fap for life, yo'
Nexxt: (18) I'm to old to fap, sorry.



Matute(19) has joined the server from Argentina
Admin Matute(19): I HAD SEX WITH ROCK AND I LIKED IT!
Admin [WS]Rock_Kolta(22): o.o[


Catdog_Desmare: (9) Wizzard is your real name Harry poterror something?


 

small bump, because once it was posted... it went previous page.. so not many people saw it :P

[Aksel]

Removed due to a small talk with Fox. I found it hilarious, however.

Why does the funny ones always get removed..

[Julio.]

small bump, because once it was posted... it went previous page.. so not many people saw it :P

Epic, missed again

[Frank_West]

ADVERTISEMENT: Buying - WEED & HEROIN - High Prices -, Contact Enzo_Gvardia(Phone:846298)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Heroin :$, cotnact SavioR_Stracci(Phone:936276)
ADVERTISEMENT: Buying Weed :$, contact Richard_Stracci(Phone:212)

After a few mins.

Richard_Stracci(18) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci(23) was suspected by officer fuzzy1(0) for illegal ad, purchasing weed
SavioR_Stracci: (23) Gimme weap
SavioR_Stracci: (23) WTF
SavioR_Stracci: (23) hahahahhaha
SavioR_Stracci: (23) I bought heroin though


ADVERTISEMENT: some, Contact Crazy_Dzimmy(Phone:8711)
Crazy_Dzimmy: (2) dang
Franco_Ancelotti: some ad abuse
Nexxt: (17) I want "some:"
Nexxt: (17)


PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Congratzz you amde it =)
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Yea
PM to [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): ape u on ape duty?
PM from [WS]Ben_Samiir(8): Always


Drix: (53) Yung yo dont masturbate?
Drix: (53) Then your a pussy.
Drix: (53) Sorry.
-
[WS]Ben_Samiir: (8) A men that never masturbated isnn't a men in my eyes.
Jenny_Fox: (24) 65 percent of woman have masturbated once in their life


big_worm has joined the server from Greece


Admin Salmonella(109): He has a big nose
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): lol
Admin Salmonella(109): really big nose :P
Admin =AV=Hidduh(43): i has no big nose :P
Admin Salmonella(109): no you have a big cock


ADVERTISEMENT: buying money!, contact =AV=GrZombie(Phone:9253)
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ADVERTISEMENT: Selling Money! $1 for $2!, contact [AF]Julio_Marlen(phone:6642)

A hacker-fail.

-INVENTORY of nikafd(61):-
Cash: 10k. Screen cash: $1337
(Not the exact way we see it, but I can't even display the original even.)


Skitz_CorleoneT: (11) one of my mates had 2 antivirus installed.. it's like wearing two condoms


[WS]Tevin[AF]: (30) Dude stop following me saying taste the cock
Kody: (42) 8===D


Jcstodds(36) watches the bikini woman and is tempted to blow his cover
Jcstodds(36) dives at her feet


=AV=Jserg: (42) Really, saving money in your ass is a good way to protect em tbh
[WS]Tanker: (43) Ye
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Maybe for you Jserg
[NP]Curse[CG]: (114) Who'd want to go near your ass :P
=AV=Jserg: (42) Everyone, i got a great ass


[WS]Rock_Kolta has joined the server from Greece
Nexxt: (18) Hi Rockckz.zz.z.
[WS]Rock_Kolta: hey.
Nexxt: (18) ouch! Redname!
Madboi_Corleone: (19) Lockrolta
[AF]Ray_Volcano: (1) Fap for life, yo'
Nexxt: (18) I'm to old to fap, sorry.



Matute(19) has joined the server from Argentina
Admin Matute(19): I HAD SEX WITH ROCK AND I LIKED IT!
Admin [WS]Rock_Kolta(22): o.o[


Catdog_Desmare: (9) Wizzard is your real name Harry poterror something?


 

3rd Attempt

[Nexxt]

We all have opinions, and I was pretty sure aragorn warned not to post 'thats not funny!' posts in here anymore.

Yeah, someone banned is really funny.
We also have a rule we do not comment on punishments, then this does not belong here either..

And meh, we all have opinions, not?

[Dutchy]

i luff u luigi

[Dutchy]

vinicio_costa(74) was warned by [RI]Juan_Matute(19) for BOOOOOO.
vinicio_costa(74) was warned by iMunna(47) for OOOOM.
vinicio_costa(74) was banned by StrikeFreedom(30) for H-h-headshot! Weapon hacks.

[cumbia_chorra]

It actually failed though STRIKEFREEDOM WAS TOO LATE

[Julio.]

vinicio_costa(74) was warned by [RI]Juan_Matute(19) for BOOOOOO.
vinicio_costa(74) was warned by iMunna(47) for OOOOM.
vinicio_costa(74) was banned by StrikeFreedom(30) for H-h-headshot! Weapon hacks.

I fucking loled