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Offline Tosh_Tini

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Reply #3150 on: January 09, 2011, 05:43:50 am
Quote from: WaKa on December 06, 2010, 04:43:52 am
HAHAH that might be one of the funniest things i've ever seen on here!  :lol:
Hahahahaha I laughed my ass off at my own joke, I feel special, I am some what new an first time seeing my self on a forum:D

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Reply #3151 on: January 09, 2011, 03:08:12 pm
Flash Gets suspected for 'robbing house'

Flash has been unsuspected by =AV=Dave for False
The_Lonely_Night: omg he rob house
=AV=Dave: No he didn't
The_Lonely_Night: omg he did
=AV=Dave: No he didn't
The_Lonely_Night: Then u stupid..
=AV=Dave: Orealy
[AF]Julio_McMallen: lol      Dave is the stricted Admin on here, I wouldn't...
=AV=Dave: ^
[AF]Julio_McMallen: You are officially Screwed
=AV=Dave: I've only just woken up
=AV=Dave: Give me 5 Minutes
The_Lonely_Night has been Kicked by =AV=Dave for Totally






loled

If that is inaccurate can someone post one from their chatlogs, I didn't screenshot it, and my chatlogs are not saving


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Reply #3152 on: January 10, 2011, 03:55:46 pm
Quote from: Luky[SBC] on January 07, 2011, 01:28:53 pm
Luky[SBC] : The suspect U72 is inside the bar
Oceawyn : For what reason
Luky[SBC] : What you mean?
Jimmy.(72) Was suspected by officer Oceawyn(50) for bar
Luky[SBc] : Facepalm
Jimmy.(72) was suspected by officer oceawyn(50) for facepalm

I laughed for over 20 min :D you can check my  signature

Lol! XD


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Reply #3153 on: January 12, 2011, 05:06:30 pm
Hank_Hunk(78) says: Nice hooters.
Dutchy(32) says: Thanks.
Dutchy(32) Jiggles them.
Hank_Hunk(78) Gets a boner.
Dutchy(32) Grabs the boner.
Dutchy(32) Squeezes it really hard.
Hank_Hunk(78) says: Ooo yyyeee that's the way I like it..
Dutchy(32) Squeezes it harder.
Hank_Hunk(78) Now you're just hurting me!!
Dutchy(32) Squeezes it even harder.
Dutchy(32) Squeezes it with both hands.
Hank_Hunk(78) Boner goes down.
Dutchy(32) Releases.
Dutchy(32) says: Job well done.
Hank_Hunk(78) shouts: Meedddiicccc!!


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Reply #3154 on: January 12, 2011, 06:55:45 pm
lolz


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Reply #3155 on: January 15, 2011, 02:06:01 am
PM from Your_Mother:Hello
PM From Your_Mother:im lookin for a bf.
PM to Your_Mother:Why ?
PM From Your_Mother:i broke up with my bf
PM to Your_Mother:Who is your bf ?
PM From Your_Mother:rato
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PM from Your_Mother: for DM.

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Reply #3156 on: January 17, 2011, 08:47:41 am
Stefano_Ruiz: Brb, gonna make a mean shit
Charlie_Marlen Armour allowed?
Stefano_Ruiz: Armour is no use in my toilet

lol


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Reply #3157 on: January 17, 2011, 09:43:30 am
Quote from: McCarthy on January 17, 2011, 08:47:41 am
Stefano_Ruiz: Brb, gonna make a mean shit
Charlie_Marlen Armour allowed?
Stefano_Ruiz: Armour is no use in my toilet

lol
Finally, a funny one. +1


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Reply #3158 on: January 17, 2011, 11:49:34 am
Quote from: McCarthy on January 17, 2011, 08:47:41 am
Stefano_Ruiz: Brb, gonna make a mean shit
Charlie_Marlen Armour allowed?
Stefano_Ruiz: Armour is no use in my toilet

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #3159 on: January 17, 2011, 12:01:09 pm
Quote from: Luky[SBC] on January 07, 2011, 01:28:53 pm
Luky[SBC] : The suspect U72 is inside the bar
Oceawyn : For what reason
Luky[SBC] : What you mean?
Jimmy.(72) Was suspected by officer Oceawyn(50) for bar
Luky[SBc] : Facepalm
Jimmy.(72) was suspected by officer oceawyn(50) for facepalm

I laughed for over 20 min :D you can check my  signature

 :rofl:


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Reply #3160 on: January 17, 2011, 12:53:06 pm
FBI CB First guy: I just had sex!
FBI CB Second guy: and it felt so good :D
FBI CB third guy: But it is a song :P


Not sure if it funny but I posted it anyway :p


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Reply #3161 on: January 17, 2011, 06:09:51 pm
Quote from: FastSh00T on January 17, 2011, 12:53:06 pm
FBI CB First guy: I just had sex!
FBI CB Second guy: and it felt so good :D
FBI CB third guy: But it is a song :P


Not sure if it funny but I posted it anyway :p
LOL  :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:


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Reply #3162 on: January 20, 2011, 11:01:12 am
Funny F.B.I


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Reply #3163 on: January 20, 2011, 07:32:22 pm
Quote from: Fuzzy on January 17, 2011, 08:47:41 am
Stefano_Ruiz: Brb, gonna make a mean shit
Charlie_Marlen Armour allowed?
Stefano_Ruiz: Armour is no use in my toilet

lol
Hehe, i was talking about the Fight Club actually :P


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Reply #3164 on: January 21, 2011, 12:54:22 am
Quote from: Gimli on January 06, 2011, 10:48:10 pm
All screenshots from this point will just be deleted..

Quote from: Michele_Noord on January 03, 2011, 06:37:50 pm
Yeeey im on that screenshot:3

I don't know why I laugh at both of these comments but still funny ;D


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