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Reply #3225 on: February 13, 2011, 12:14:29 am
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on February 12, 2011, 06:16:14 pm
=AV=JDC_Kolta: When Janek insults you, that means he loves you. Right, Janek?
Janek: Of course, dipshit.
=AV=JDC_Kolta: See?
I was just about to post that D:

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Reply #3226 on: February 15, 2011, 11:24:10 pm
Quote from: newton_alex on February 12, 2011, 10:41:32 pm
<Arthur_Bekar> (78) Police needs Payday
<Arthur_Bekar> (78) Were paying alot for armour and weapons
I'd lol if he said "Police needs pyadayz || We were prayin' teh whole dayz 2 Sauronz0r and waitin' 4 teh sky 2 rain moneyz


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Reply #3227 on: February 16, 2011, 10:20:10 pm
Bart_Morrembo: Police, GO to glen park
Bart_Morrembo: 2 suspects
Bart_Morrembo: in a house
Jim_Street[AF]: masturbating
Frankie_Berluccini: LOL xD
[AF]Mr.Joker_Kolta: lol !
Bart_Morrembo: comon !


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Reply #3228 on: February 19, 2011, 08:47:45 am
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on February 12, 2011, 06:16:14 pm
=AV=JDC_Kolta: When Janek insults you, that means he loves you. Right, Janek?
Janek: Of course, dipshit.
=AV=JDC_Kolta: See?

It's the season of love, after all. :D

Quote from: Jimmy Fierro on February 16, 2011, 10:20:10 pm
Bart_Morrembo: Police, GO to glen park
Bart_Morrembo: 2 suspects
Bart_Morrembo: in a house
Jim_Street[AF]: masturbating
Frankie_Berluccini: LOL xD
[AF]Mr.Joker_Kolta: lol !
Bart_Morrembo: comon !

:lol:

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Reply #3229 on: February 21, 2011, 12:14:46 pm
This was sometime ago, dont remeber all of tho.

Police Radio: U59(or something) - U14, "do you copy?''
Police Radio: U14: - "Yes i paste"


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Reply #3230 on: February 25, 2011, 09:16:48 pm
Quote from: PaulC on February 21, 2011, 12:14:46 pm
This was sometime ago, dont remeber all of tho.

Police Radio: U59(or something) - U14, "do you copy?''
Police Radio: U14: - "Yes i paste"
hahahhahah nice one lol :P


                           
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What exactly you do as civilian?    Sometimes i am fire fighter and i am drug dealer most of time

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Reply #3231 on: February 27, 2011, 11:05:14 pm
Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on February 12, 2011, 06:16:14 pm
Crime of Flaken_Ancelotti: suspected by officer Richie_Bonanno for beebing horn all day annoying cop and parked wrong
And it was not abuse, he was in fact horning and annoying :P
Thats the real FLAKEN

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Reply #3232 on: February 28, 2011, 07:04:53 pm
Flaken saw me before off duty at LSPD locker room, then he started to say in local and public chat "UCUCUCUCUUCUCUC HE'S UCUCUCUCUC" I was like .... at least I used /facepalm command to show what I really felt.


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Reply #3233 on: February 28, 2011, 11:39:29 pm
Quote from: FastSh00T on February 28, 2011, 07:04:53 pm
Flaken saw me before off duty at LSPD locker room, then he started to say in local and public chat "UCUCUCUCUUCUCUC HE'S UCUCUCUCUC" I was like .... at least I used /facepalm command to show what I really felt.

Epic


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Reply #3234 on: March 01, 2011, 04:18:39 am
Quote from: Cephalectomy on March 28, 2010, 10:49:49 pm
f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU
:lol:


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Reply #3235 on: March 02, 2011, 02:59:36 pm
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Reply #3236 on: March 04, 2011, 02:11:59 am
Quote from: Cephalectomy on March 28, 2010, 10:49:49 pm
f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU

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Reply #3237 on: March 05, 2011, 06:25:49 pm
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Reply #3238 on: March 06, 2011, 12:39:32 am
[18:38:08] <Stone_Thompson> (25) Don't Piss off Louis he will bug your ID!


LOOOOOOOLLL


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Reply #3239 on: March 06, 2011, 12:39:46 am
[18:38:19] <Stone_Thompson> (25) Don't Piss off Louis he will bug your ID!
[18:38:21] Ghostx(58) has joined the server from Portugal
[18:38:25] <Mr.Pink> (60) LoL.
[18:38:25] <Danny_Stracci> (1) lol
[18:38:25] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) LOL
[18:38:28] <Francisco_Morais> (24) win
[18:38:29] <Louis_Keyl> (27) not funny stone.
[18:38:34] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) Yes it was
[18:38:35] <[WS]Driggz> (57) yea its funny
[18:38:37] <[ADF]Lloyd_Bolt> (73) I lol'd HARD

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