7 Good for a chuckle.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came on you?
9/10 old school pickup line but very good
here goezzz a funny one
" I'm good at math, U+I=69 "
sorry but this one is better
" Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw. "