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rate the pickup line of the person above you

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Offline xphatknightxTopic starter

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on: September 14, 2009, 04:49:33 am
have you ever wanted a girl/boy friend but never knew what to say to her/him?
well heres the place to see if its good or not :D

rules
you can post any thing from funny to serious
rate from 1-10
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10 = awsome!!


i just sh*t mah pants, can i hop into yours?  :lol:

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Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 05:49:49 am
7 Good for a chuckle.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came on you?


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Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 09:26:42 am
Quote from: Squeak on September 14, 2009, 05:49:49 am
7 Good for a chuckle.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came on you?

9/10 old school pickup line but very good

here goezzz a funny one

" I'm good at math, U+I=69 "

sorry but this one is better

 " Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw. "

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Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 11:29:37 am
Heh, 8/10 for all of it.

"I must've died and gone to heaven, cause you look like an angel to me."

I find this being the cheesiest line evah!


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Reply #4 on: September 14, 2009, 11:33:22 am
Gr8 pickup line 10/10 4ewa

 " If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. "

 "Do you know what would look good on you?... Me. "

these are more serious then ones before  ;)

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Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 11:27:39 pm
5/10
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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I personally find all pickup lines to be cheesy and corny actually, but hey...  I'll still participate.


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Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 07:44:52 pm
 " Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. "

 :D

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Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 01:23:12 am
6/10
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(Using your index finger to indicate to a girl to come over) "See, just by doing that I made you 'come'."


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Reply #8 on: November 27, 2009, 11:58:06 am
3/10

Was your daddy a thief cuz you just stole my heart.

Lame and corny but the best one I could think of :P


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Reply #9 on: November 27, 2009, 10:56:14 pm
10 made me laugh :P

"Hey baby want to get into my bed."

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Reply #10 on: November 27, 2009, 11:06:32 pm
...not so smart and funny...  but its cool and simple
6/10


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Reply #11 on: November 28, 2009, 03:52:56 pm
Grab your coat love, you've pulled.  :lol:

Short and snappy.. gotta love it.


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Reply #12 on: November 28, 2009, 04:05:26 pm
5/10

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.


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Reply #13 on: November 28, 2009, 05:40:46 pm
Lol 0/10 thats not a pickup line lawl.


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I like my seat down low and my window slightly cracked, ridin' with a bad hoe with her girlfriend in the back, i like to get real high and never look back, and you dont wanna try me dont i look strapped

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Reply #14 on: November 28, 2009, 05:48:14 pm
So.. Uh Hey Baby.

REPLICA.

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