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[ElMartu]

If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

[Oliver]

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

[ElMartu]

I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[Oliver]

*MC EFG and DJ Martu have left the building.*

[Drix]

@ kejuan



1ST FUCK your crew.
and you weed to.
look at your self, your almost threw
spending all money at this shitty ass tool'
your just drug addicted to me...
dude, you cant fuck with me...
i bet your bich left you to cos she cant stand no more off you
What you gonna do to me when your weed its over.
nigga, imo just gonna look
at cha' and ran ya over.
ya' dont have money to come at ma state.
your just rollin' hight.
But niggia, ya alll FAKE.
wachu gonna do now ROLL up a Shit?
make a new diss? dude im good at dis and i fit.
i told you one time your just a wasted narkoman fo me Thats it.
niigg'a look at dem all screamin' fo my voice.
ohh, and look at that they laughing off your voice.
cos, no boddy wants you
just your niggus do.
tellin' ya goood
but you suck on rap to.

[Freedom]

Tribal wars, the coolest game
Oh, so good, im in the hall of fame (not rly )
You're so dumb if you don't know my name
You better don't mess with me cause' your so lame.
My tribe has a thousand towns
next to me you look like clowns
with your green hair and round nose
you shouldn't be a star cause' you can't pose.
you come out your tiny car,
this tiny car won't take you far,
cause' it's a diesel, diesel's crap
what can you do after all day fap?
Oh, that's right, you got me right,
You better cry, let's not fight,
cause' you're anorexic, which means you're light,
don't you worry, I won't bite!
If I throw you up, you'll never fall down
IF you come down, your face is all brown,
I say "Hi nigga, is that a new flavor?"
"Chocolate outside, cherry inside."
Women don't like you,
They want you to move.
Move away far from here,
There where are no beer!
I've got to end this story,
cause it will get too boring,
hope you enjoyed it,
hope you will eat a tit.

[Billy_Hobo]

Nice rhymes Eug,They rock
Billy i think Eug is right.

I didnt tough.... =S

[Eugene]

I dont remember anyone calling will smith here...  :trust:

[Hircine]

Lol you guys went that long, that is kinda spam though, should be warned.

[Eugene]

Ok Eugene I just heard ya shit,
but mate your gonna have to do better when ya spit,
this is the rap game, the shit you spit is lame, you'll never see fame,
the words you spit are just too tame,
acting tough and being tough just ain't the same.
Now let me teach you some shit that gonna get ya far, freestyles gotta come from the heart,
spit the meanest shit that make people depart,
spit the rhymes that go straight through your mind,
lines so devine they make people quit crime and realize its their time to shine.

am i seeing this right, is this really Mawi?
i know what you got thats tight, and it aint your rhymes
you were a bitch, you are a bitch and you always be
this place is taken, one king and he is me
the truth is simple, you aint no 'gangsta'
by dissin' me, you really messed up
i know some secrets for a preatty long time
and sharing it with youall, i wouldnt mind
i knew you from start, from the first day you came
clear up your ears, you ready? lets began
you said u were from GSF, RPing gangsta human being
i came and said "hey homie what set you be reppin?"
you looked at me confused, and said "whats that mean"
i was like holy shit! you must be shittin'
now trying to rap and sound like a G,
thats just f**ked up, but fine i let it be.

i was ganna let it go, untill the next bull shit you threw at me,
you took Carbon's avatar, and showed it to me
i was like wtf, you asked "who is this guy"?
i told you its "T.I. the famous rapper" and it aint no lie.
you wanted to look cool so you set it as your avatar
i thought to my self, what a creeppo retard

and now you come here trying to rap
get it staight for once, your lines are wack!
get lost unless you want me to expose you some more,
and remember i go harder then niggas in Baltimore!

[Hircine]

Ayo I be keepin' it like that bug on yo wall                         (keep it fly, get it?)
Plus I'm the craziest nigga you ever saw
f**k wit' me Drix you gettin a broken jaw
I only use the glock as my last resort
I be causin niggas to file mad police reports
Yeah nigga I heard ya shit, weak ass retort
I'd mess yo ass up with the mic cuz
Tryin' to act hard but you never was
On top of that you tryin' to act like a blood
Nothin but a dirty ass slob, go play in the mud
Hit ya with the one-two shot, ass is on the ground
I can fight with my fists, don't need to bust rounds
I'd f**kin' stomp ya ass until my forces turn red
I'll toss em out cause I f**ked em up on yo head
Then I'll go cop another pair cause I be gettin' money
Drix I gotta let you know yo style ain't nothin' but funny
Jealous cause I smoke shit that makes ya eyes bleed
Mad cause all I be tokin' is some of that bomb ass weed
You know how I roll cuz, 24/7 always skeed
Eyes lookin' redder than that nigga the devil
I be kickin' this rap shit to another level

[Xander]

Eug Very nice Raps, fun to read them. i may throw some in and show you how a Yankee Raps  .

[Cane]

So here's the little Asian boy rap,
I'm the guy with the black and yellow cap.
All them white rappers say "Nigga this, nigga that",
But when they see an Asian rap, they go "Fool, what'chu playin' at?"
Don't treat us like a bunch of minorities,
'Cuz we're the ones that commit hardcore felonies.
You might say "That Asian boy has small eyes and a tiny d*ck",
But you gotta' admit that this track is just sick.
Asians like me don't care for no school,
Unlike them nerds who try to look cool.

We're the boys who run the casinos in L.A.,
You better bow down to me or get out of the way.
I might get my money from the family jewels,
But I'm 'bout to mow down them disrespectin' fools.
Now, get in check I ain't no amateur yo,
I'm insane, never change when the mike is up close.
It's funny how the haters tell me "You lose",
But in the end they come to me to get some new clues.
Now hold up, I'm gonna' let you finish your rhyme,
But this collaboration is the greatest of all time.

(Last couple of lines came from a certain song. I take no credit for using the last four lines.)

[Eugene]

I'm insane, never change when the mike is up close.

mic*

So here's the little Asian boy rap,
I'm the guy with the black and yellow cap.
All them white rappers say "Nigga this, nigga that",
But when they see an Asian rap, they go "Fool, what'chu playin' at?"
Don't treat us like a bunch of minorities,
'Cuz we're the ones that commit hardcore felonies.
You might say "That Asian boy has small eyes and a tiny d*ck",
But you gotta' admit that this track is just sick.
Asians like me don't care for no school,
Unlike them nerds who try to look cool.

We're the boys who run the casinos in L.A.,
You better bow down to me or get out of the way.
I might get my money from the family jewels,
But I'm 'bout to mow down them disrespectin' fools.
Now, get in check I ain't no amateur yo,
I'm insane, never change when the mike is up close.
It's funny how the haters tell me "You lose",
But in the end they come to me to get some new clues.
Now hold up, I'm gonna' let you finish your rhyme,
But this collaboration is the greatest of all time.

(Last couple of lines came from a certain song. I take no credit for using the last four lines.)

when i read this shit, i really started cracking up
you got the rhythm, but shit still wack
committing hardcore felonies? nigga, i mean, asain please!
what have you ever even done? have u held a peice?
you cant do shit except beat a man with them chop sticks
you know your place, now get your sorry butt on them wet rice fields
at halloween time, no need to dress, you look like some f**king dracula
at math quizzes you dont even stress, hey mathaf**ker, konichiwa!

i think i saw your cousin on Mad TV
his name went something like... ahm Bobby Lee?
he tryed some roles, but being geek is all he can
why yell when fighting? hi Jackie Chan!

what you talking bout, running casinos in LA?
yea ill tell you what you run, from bullies everyday!
all peoples know that asians cant drive shit,
your welcome, try me, ill come up with another hit.



(nothing personal against asians, just a diss track xD)



if anyone dont know who bobby lee is, he is comedian on american TV  

<3  

[Hircine]

I feel like sparking it with Oliver so here you go

Yo nigga you ain't got nothin' but a bunch of overused memes
But I got tons of shit like hot lyrics and mad stacks of cream
Nigga f**k you, I'll run up on yo spot with the mask lookin' like Guy Fawkes
Pull out the nickel-plated and rob yo ass right in the middle of yo block
I'm the type of nigga that can bring mad pain to ya
f**k wit me cuz, I'll run ya ass out of f**king Estonia
My rhymes is so hot that the paper catches fire
But ya shits probably not, so nigga better retire
I be bustin' at you first cuz, so ya don't get embarassed
A little young white nigga like me who would of guessed?
That a some white youth can spit some rhymes like these
That could knock out ya tooth and be chillin' like a straight G
So nigga, before you even try, to front keep in mind who is da best
Grab the mic, let my lyrics fly, hittin' ya like bullets to yo f**kin' chest
I'm like my man the GZA, I use my tongue as a sword
I'll f**kin' hang yo ass wit' the f**king microphone cord
Can't even touch my style, something you'll never afford
You from some shack in a village, nigga you f**kin' poor
So nigga I'm a let you go, but just so ya know, don't come at me, nigga
Cause you can't touch my flow, keep it on a low, or I'll pull the trigga