Rhymes Room [ HELP US VOTE THE BEST RAPPER READ]

[mdgn]

^ok here we go!

u talken bout catz and dogs what bout elefants? huh? u nigga aint got shit

u wanna bring it? bring it! we aint singin, we bring u drama fuk u and ur madafacken mama!
grab ur glocks when u see mdgn, tuck ur glocks when u see five-o cuz we beter trippin on yo hood!
pringlez aint got shit, cuz u wery dead in dis clika!
first off, fuk your bitch
and the click you claim
west side when we ride
come equipped with game

i challange u nigga, i challange!

[Jingle]

yo you tried everything you call talk about hood when you no respect have,
i have many respect all ball players like me, i am not hippopomos rex but i am best tiger fast and then i will glock tuck in your mouth kill all polices together then kill you and your father mother sister brother cat dog all niggas and all bad guys who diss me ok you tripping nigga because i aint gonna lie im 50 tyson and im a ball player, you better watch out i will pop glock in your mouth, you will doned goofed all day and give head to an elephanted faced truck parrot without the three five o's coming out of the bushes killing popping you every day all day i will kill you and ur rhymes, im better because im 50 tyson and im 16 ill be 17 next year every day all day when im 17 i will kill you all your family all i will kill,
50 tyson, dont mess

[mdgn]

^ okok dat was wery god rappen!
i give up!! peace!  :cool:

[VANCEPLAYER]

damn Vanceplayer ...

f**k your set, knowin nothin bout respect
Just bein' a little squashed insect
Punk, gettin gangbanged by G's
Why don't they keep ya on a mothaphuckin leash?
Man, yo a digrace, you can't keep their pace.
They kick flows and rip shows
straight dis hoes, yeah you bad guy know
talk shit bro and get ya wrist slit slow.
I'll have you screamin' out uncle and auntie and grandma
and yes sir and yes ma'am
onlookers screamin' out "Damn!"
bad guy stop hangin out here, fo real!
cuz you ain't no real deal
You call that lyrical warfare?
Man, this ain't no roller coaster fare
Take a hike before you get smacked back with a surpirse attack.

(I just came up with this shit in 5 mins, doesn't make sense)

no excuses, i come up with my freestyles in less than 5 minutes. 
it was kinda good though. 

this is a slow style.

i really got nothing on my mind,
right now all i wanna do is grind,
in class i always sit behind,
i know the teacher don't mind,

i can't see shit from the back,
still i don't know how to stack,
i feel like i got stabbed in the back,
i fell and it all became black,

but i'm not here to talk about emotions,
i'm here to tell you how this funtions,
hold on let me go google the word "Junctions",
aight' im back, it means the coming together from 2 different directions,

that's just how rap works, it's music that brings us together,
just like your kitchen forks, this is what feeds you better!

i'm done with the dissing,
all you fakes just keep missing,

in class i'm like a quiet submarine,
sit quietly until you think im boring,
but slowly a bomb i keep on lowering,

diss me all you want,
piss on me all you want,

all i know is i can make miracles happen,
peace out, i gotta make some pancakes,
keep 'em coming with more balls for god's sakes!

[VANCEPLAYER]

BUMP()_()_()_

[[Rstar]Razor]

Who are you to be talking of respect?
I never seen a man lay down such bet,
You dream of walking with the ones at Hollywood
When you just say that you love the hood,
When the coppers come rounding our block
You put a cap in them with the reloaded glock
If you think you got what it really takes
To take on a man that can punch you some aches.

My first try at this kind of Rhyme. Don't get angry at me if it's bad.. :/

[VANCEPLAYER]

you saying i talk about the hood,
i ain't ghetto and that's said for good,
my b!tch overhere trying to get me in a bad mood,
saying she gone' leave me for good,
she wouldn't leave me for the hottest dude!

from my experience in life i could write you a whole book,
look at him running from the crook! "where" right there look!
these "Coppers", "Poppers", "Party Poopers!" calling me a rooke'
i fcked ur b!tch......she screamed my name "Vance!" while i screamed "Brooke!"

like telling a brainless man to write a rap!
it'll be better than your mo'focken' crap!

stop saying you sick!
stop lying you trick!

[[Rstar]Razor]

Give me the mic, the crowd in hype
you can't touch I am the spotlight,
I see two ways in the hollywood
One to degrading, other to bad mood,
End those word, stop your madness
You can't touch such man's badness,
You feel great, in your rich hood
Crawling among the stars of hollywood.

[VANCEPLAYER]

ugghhh!!
when i see them b!tches on hollywood,
i think all about the bad shit that never happens in my hood,
mo'fokah' im always ina  good ass mood!!
my shit sucks ass right now,
but ur b!tch got tits like Jwow!
hahaha yeah! be like POW POW!!
biotch!! my shit sucks!! my rhymes get stacked!
my dick fucks!!!! and my shit gets backed up.

[Eugene]

ugghhh!!
when i see them b!tches on hollywood,
i think all about the bad shit that never happens in my hood,
mo'fokah' im always ina  good ass mood!!
my shit sucks ass right now,
but ur b!tch got tits like Jwow!
hahaha yeah! be like POW POW!!
biotch!! my shit sucks!! my rhymes get stacked!
my dick f**ks!!!! and my shit gets backed up.

if u gana f**k around like that, then plz dont.
keep this topic clean as it started, if u just wana post some random crap 10 times on each page, gtfo.

[LoCoMoToR]

lolz, what is this place? rap for nerds? 

[Hircine]

Come try and stick for my riches,
And I'll leave homicide takin mad pictures
At the crime scene grinnin, smokin mad swishers
I don't f**k wit nines, son I got the .40 cal
Cause I got niggas runnin, drop em from a mile
That just be my style, I gotta kill these niggas now
Stackin up bodybags, another clip in the mag
Huntin' niggas like ya stags, and ya'll in season
Wavin' they red rags, that's just the reason
And this the exit door to yo life, you leavin'
Knock ya to tha floor, kick ya teeth in
Shoot ya in tha dome and leave ya bleedin
I pull the slide back, cause bodybags stack
Niggas f**k wit me yo vision fade to all black
Ain't afraid to react, my descision is to attack
Try to front kid and you get merked
Get done kid, wiped off tha earth
Try to run shit, get bullet holes in ya shirt
Leave ya whole hood, a sight like a playground
Where that nigga stood, white chalk all around
f**k 5-0, in front of ya house bustin' mad rounds
They'll never know, leavin' shell casings on the ground
Murder weapon, finger prints, shit ain't never found
Way cops thought I was actin' my skin was brown
But that's just how we white boys get down
When you from the Beechview side of town
You niggas thinkin' bout home invasion,
best not cause it'll be ya life ya savin'
Test me bad girl and its a dead caucasian
Yeah it's amazing, how dumb you niggas are
Breakin' in my crib nigga you ain't goin' far,
Unless I send yo ass up to live wit da stars,
Send you to the sky, talkin' bout make you die
So come and you niggas try to test me,
but come strapped with a bullet proof vest g
you motherf**kas gonn be victims murder in the first degree

[VANCEPLAYER]

if u gana f**k around like that, then plz dont.
keep this topic clean as it started, if u just wana post some random crap 10 times on each page, gtfo.

Yezir. 

[Eminem.]

Εy yo..check this out!
My rhymes ain't fast but they blast'
cause they last in vast'
ok'i'll finish ya up fast'
rise from dawn arise to dusk'
the last to stand up in front and back'
forward back forward yeh dis-is-how i fuk
My rhymes ain't high but check this out'
You hate me so much,that your mind clutch?
good i always loved haters but drop by later
i am busy writin lyrics in my paper'
i ain't soften up i just started
my mind is a fkin genious blaster'
now i go faster to the chorus at laster'
when i rap the crowd cheers'
when you bum start to rap it, it dissapears'
ever asked yourself why'
nah you're just worthless to die'
you're caught in a fire cant take it higher'
there's an open window'nah don't do it
don't let your wife a widow'
crying alone waiting home'
a cop is knocking the door'
nah don't open it's news from your husband'
he's dead people say he got pushed of a ledge'
while others say his mind freaked out and reached it's edge'

(haven't done this for a long time,rookie style)

[Biggo2]

This song is meant to fit this video Eminem - Till I Collapse

I fucked my own sister and she cackled like a witch
After I shot my load after a minute with that bitch
I was horny as hell, she told the world like a fuckin snitch
And that's not a reference to Harry Potter
But I WOULD like to fuck Harry round the world like a Globetrotter
Cuz I'm a flaming faggot who likes lookin at dick
I hate riding cars but I love riding stick
I'm a motherfuckin prick, what can I say?
I'd fuck all of my friend's mothers if I wasn't gay
And if I had friends, but I don't have any peers
Friends are for bitches and tight lipped queers
So I guess maybe I should get some
Friends, not vagina
If I wanted pussy I'd move to South Carolina
Cuz that's where the Panthers are
But I could never make it there cuz I don't have a car
And I don't have a mind to think
I just know that I need to see a fuckin shrink
Cuz I got a lot, a lot of fuckin problems dude
Pale as a vampire, you should see me in the nude
Got mad halitosis, some stanky ass breath
I smoke a lot of weed and I get fucked up on meth
I got a unibrow and hair on my nipples
Got stretch marks on my ass lookin like waves and ripples
I got dandruff in my hair and lint in my belly button
I'll cry you a river, then after that I'll be cuttin
I got a lot of acne and I got a big nose
Haven't taken a bath and I got shit stains on my clothes
Masturbate frequently with my below average penis
No matter how hard I try I just can't seem to lick my weenus
But I wish I could lick my penis cuz that would be cool
It would be much easier than getting it sucked dry in a pool
But who am I kidding? I've never had my cock sucked
Never even touched a girl but I HAVE gotten buttfucked
By my neighbor's dog, he was humping my leg like a motherfuckin log
So I said fuck it, you can stick it in my butt raw
Hey now, that tickles, is that your front paw?
I'm into beastiality, it makes me hard as wood
I'm just the kind of narcissist who would fuck himself if he could
I like to pick my nose, I'll probably wipe it on you
And I'm like a fuckin monkey, I just like to fling my poo
I'm lactose intolerant, can't handle the dairy
You'll catch me farting in public at a fuckin library
I'm mentally retarded that's why I'm dissing myself
You can just forget about me like a junk on a shelf
I'm not very special, I'm just the average son
Pointing a gun to his mouth cuz he think that it's fun
And if this was a race you know I could never run
Cuz I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one