FML

[Leon.]

I broke a guitar string by loosening it.

FML.

[Squeak]

So, I'm rinsing a glass out in the kitchen sink. I move it slightly to the right and it collides with the edge and it shatters in my hand.

FML.

[MBSF]

i opened this thread. fml.

[Leon.]

i opened this thread. fml.

Troll.

I asked someone, "Is that a phone, or are you happy to see me?" He said, "It's a phone," before smiling and walking away.
FML

[Violet]

Yes!, I Finally Have a cool Japanese rank!

* Squeak pats himself on the back

BTW: idk if i can make it to the parole Hearing tomorrow
sry, but i wanna. Stupid BBQ is too early damn

[Oliver]

I have everything I could ask from my life: A shelter, loving parents, friendly peers and a moderate income. I don't live in a 3rd world country where life is truly hard. TODAY I LOST MY iPOD THAT MY DADDY BOUGHT ME WITHOUT ME HAVING TO DO ANYTHING. FML!!!!!

[Sprunk]

Whats FML? FeMaLe?

[BarbarSforza]

Whats FML? FeMaLe?

i guess fk my life

[Grovyle]

I broke my pencil.
FML

[Sprunk]

i guess fk my life

Oh...

I made my dick bleed when I wanked
FML

Offtopic: LMAOROFLZOMG kitteh in ur avtar has big ballzz

[VANCEPLAYER]

ahhhh!!
seriously??

i just got fired from work, by some old white grandpa, i was almost done with the work and about to get paid when he fired me..
FML

[Leon.]

I had to take a shit.
At the same time, I had to puke and sneeze and cough and burp.
We ran out of toilet paper.
FML.

[Cane]

I was reading through this entire topic, and I only realized that I could be reading actual funny ones at the FML website when I got to the bottom.

FML.

[Raykaza]

Some people already found the FML website.

FML!

[tiderman]

So, I'm rinsing a glass out in the kitchen sink. I move it slightly to the right and it collides with the edge and it shatters in my hand.

FML.

did you died?