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Offline Leon.Topic starter

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on: June 01, 2010, 01:42:44 am
I broke a guitar string by loosening it.

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Reply #1 on: June 01, 2010, 01:45:57 am
So, I'm rinsing a glass out in the kitchen sink. I move it slightly to the right and it collides with the edge and it shatters in my hand.

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Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 01:48:59 am
i opened this thread. fml.


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Reply #3 on: June 01, 2010, 01:52:57 am
Quote from: MBSF on June 01, 2010, 01:48:59 am
i opened this thread. fml.
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Reply #4 on: June 01, 2010, 01:35:06 pm
Quote from: Squeak on March 22, 2008, 05:18:03 am
Yes!, I Finally Have a cool Japanese rank!
* Squeak pats himself on the back
BTW: idk if i can make it to the parole Hearing tomorrow
sry, but i wanna. Stupid BBQ is too early damn

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Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 03:16:44 pm
I have everything I could ask from my life: A shelter, loving parents, friendly peers and a moderate income. I don't live in a 3rd world country where life is truly hard. TODAY I LOST MY iPOD THAT MY DADDY BOUGHT ME WITHOUT ME HAVING TO DO ANYTHING. FML!!!!!


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Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 07:21:19 pm
Whats FML? FeMaLe?


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Reply #7 on: June 01, 2010, 07:23:48 pm
Quote from: ReNegative on June 01, 2010, 07:21:19 pm
Whats FML? FeMaLe?
i guess fk my life

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Reply #8 on: June 01, 2010, 07:25:26 pm
I broke my pencil.
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Reply #9 on: June 01, 2010, 07:27:12 pm
Quote from: BarbarSforza on June 01, 2010, 07:23:48 pm
i guess fk my life

Oh...

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Reply #10 on: June 02, 2010, 06:57:44 pm
ahhhh!!
seriously??

i just got fired from work, by some old white grandpa, i was almost done with the work and about to get paid when he fired me..
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Reply #11 on: November 29, 2010, 01:18:14 am
I had to take a shit.
At the same time, I had to puke and sneeze and cough and burp.
We ran out of toilet paper.
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Reply #12 on: November 29, 2010, 04:21:44 am
I was reading through this entire topic, and I only realized that I could be reading actual funny ones at the FML website when I got to the bottom.

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Reply #13 on: November 29, 2010, 04:37:43 pm
Some people already found the FML website.

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Reply #14 on: November 29, 2010, 05:20:33 pm
Quote from: Squeak on June 01, 2010, 01:45:57 am
So, I'm rinsing a glass out in the kitchen sink. I move it slightly to the right and it collides with the edge and it shatters in my hand.

FML.
did you died?


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