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Reply #315 on: March 23, 2012, 08:34:43 am
Quote from: thejorens on March 23, 2012, 06:51:03 am
Correct me if I`m wrong, but isn`t it disallowed to post screenshots here?

 Ya just write the log  :)

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Reply #316 on: March 23, 2012, 09:50:52 am
Quote from: KerbeRiko on March 11, 2012, 04:20:48 pm
This happened once when the server was very laggy:

Kerbe_Kolta(5) has left the server
Kerbe_Kolta(5): Huh...
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Reply #317 on: April 13, 2012, 10:00:47 pm
A couple of new players by the names of CptWalrus and CptOctopus had arrived and a couple of guys and me were teaching them stuff.
When we told them that you don`t need a drivers license this happened...
CptOctopus: Why do you need cops then?
[WS]TJ=AAA=: To enforce the important laws
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Drug abuse, shootouts, robberies
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Rape
[le couple of irrelevant chat lines]
CptOctopus: May I rape you, sir?
CptWalrus: Rape, I want to rape.

Why did i have to mention rape?

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Reply #318 on: April 13, 2012, 10:08:43 pm
Quote from: thejorens on April 13, 2012, 10:00:47 pm
A couple of new players by the names of CptWalrus and CptOctopus had arrived and a couple of guys and me were teaching them stuff.
When we told them that you don`t need a drivers license this happened...
CptOctopus: Why do you need cops then?
[WS]TJ=AAA=: To enforce the important laws
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Drug abuse, shootouts, robberies
[WS]TJ=AAA=: Rape
[le couple of irrelevant chat lines]
CptOctopus: May I rape you, sir?
CptWalrus: Rape, I want to rape.

Why did i have to mention rape?
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Reply #319 on: April 19, 2012, 10:42:57 pm
[wB]FaD: Hey DellStorm, can i test the "/q" command?
[R*]DellStorm: If you wish.
[wB]FaD has left the server


[wB]FaD: I'll never use "/q" command again.
Ghost: Why not? I use it all the time when i want to leave.
[R*]DellStorm: Ghost, you don't need that, server crashes often and you'll get disconnected.
Lost connection to the server
Reconnecting...


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Reply #320 on: April 20, 2012, 09:18:17 am
lol :lol:


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Reply #321 on: April 20, 2012, 01:10:15 pm
hahahahahah  :rofl:


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Reply #322 on: April 20, 2012, 04:56:17 pm
Quote from: ghost_element on April 19, 2012, 10:42:57 pm
[wB]FaD: Hey DellStorm, can i test the "/q" command?
[R*]DellStorm: If you wish.
[wB]FaD has left the server


[wB]FaD: I'll never use "/q" command again.
Ghost: Why not? I use it all the time when i want to leave.
[R*]DellStorm: Ghost, you don't need that, server crashes often and you'll get disconnected.
Lost connection to the server
Reconnecting...
so true :D


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Reply #323 on: April 24, 2012, 11:46:19 am
That moment :]

Kerbe_Kolta(5) shouts: LCPD /gu!!
[Emergency Radio] Criminal Splinterz has givin himself up, please cuff him.


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Reply #324 on: April 24, 2012, 03:12:28 pm
Quote from: KerbeRiko on April 24, 2012, 11:46:19 am
That moment :]

Kerbe_Kolta(5) shouts: LCPD /gu!!
[Emergency Radio] Criminal Splinterz has givin himself up, please cuff him.
I dont see the funny part in this..?

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Reply #325 on: April 24, 2012, 03:21:08 pm
Quote from: Twenty on April 24, 2012, 03:12:28 pm
I dont see the funny part in this..?

Maybe someone giving up right after warning is rare :P

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Reply #326 on: April 24, 2012, 03:21:44 pm
Quote from: Twenty on April 24, 2012, 03:12:28 pm
I dont see the funny part in this..?

Not really funny, but unusual (at least for me). I was surprised in that moment...nice to see criminals respecting you though  :razz:


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Reply #327 on: April 24, 2012, 05:32:48 pm
Indeed.


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Reply #328 on: April 28, 2012, 03:16:42 pm
[wbFaD]FaD stuck at spawn in water and asked for help

Talya - im used to use that boat, 15 mins to takes
Talya - stick a coin for g button and...
Talya - lie on ur bed
Talya - max the voice
Talya - u ll hear a crash noise when u reach the land

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[wbFaD]FaD enters the erotic shop while me watching magazines

Honigsenf - "knees please", good stuff
[wbFaD]FaD - lets get sniper
[wbFaD]FaD - And Look at it xD

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Reply #329 on: April 28, 2012, 03:44:34 pm
Quote from: Rami on August 10, 2011, 06:08:24 am
Rami_Leone(11): <----- Orange <333
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Criminal
Rami_Leone(11): ^ Cop :o
[R*]IcyAero(5): ^ criminal
Leroy_Kolta(24): ^ Idiot?
[R*]IcyAero(5):  : (
Rami_Leone(11): LOL
Leroy_Kolta(24): LOL
I Trolled there  :lol: :rofl:


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