IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

[McGarrett]

[wB]FaD: Hey DellStorm, can i test the "/q" command?
[R*]DellStorm: If you wish.
[wB]FaD has left the server


[wB]FaD: I'll never use "/q" command again.
Ghost: Why not? I use it all the time when i want to leave.
[R*]DellStorm: Ghost, you don't need that, server crashes often and you'll get disconnected.
Lost connection to the server
Reconnecting...

Made me laugh

[Czar]

well i have 1 funny log if u noticed

devo : i gotta gp bro my frnds dpog is sick gonna take her to a hospital?
Czar : y what happend?
devo : she is shitting blood
Czar : OMG really???
devo : yea she is very young and they gave her meat to eat
Czar : mayb the dog is on a period
devo : Lmao
czar : ok bye bro
devo : lol no she is only 45 days old
Czar : oh bro ok bye
devo : and i gotta go
Czar : BB
devo :
Czar : ok bye
devo : tc
czar : bye
Devo has left the server

[McGarrett]

Oo a dog shitting blood as 45 days old. He should get it to the vet right now :O

[Rami]

Honest confession. :roll:

Dino.(4): boys having lame excuses
[TCL]Rami.(6): that makes you a girl?
Dino.(4): yes

[Mariio]

 

[James Conway]

Dino.(8): ITS UPPP -.-
[TCL]Rami(1): now its up -.-

lol, I'm getting weird thaughts now.

[Leroy_Kolta]

Get your head out of the gutters -.-

[Devin]

Get your head out of the gutters -.-

Which head? Because they said one is up. 

[Czar]

u gotta love Dino and rami when they start themselves

[bjorngomes]

Check this little Shit

Bjorngomes(1) Has joined the Game
hAWK: Hey Bjorn
Bjorngomes: Hey
hAWK(0) Has Left the Game

[Rocky]

Check this little Shit

Bjorngomes(1) Has joined the Game
hAWK: Hey Bjorn
Bjorngomes: Hey
hAWK(0) Has Left the Game

Lol xD i laughed to much now 

[Undertaker]

Paulius3099 was suspected by siski_sikiep for fire
Paulius3099: siski suspected me for fire?
xWeDo : Type G
Peter_Kovacs said: Then again its up to you
GibiGidioi: Crash
Peter_Kovacs said : But you will be welcomed
xWeDo : Gabo
GabiGidioi: ??
Paulius3099 was unuspected by Betta: suspect with a VALID reason...
Inox : why dont walk
xWeDo : no imean other one
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
xWeDo : Srry
Peter_Kovacs : LOL
GabiGidioi : i need a cab
Paulius3099 : kick him
Jschalkwyk : how do i get a car or get to somewhere where u are at?
James_Conway : Gabi, stay there
Paulius3099 was unsuspected by Betta : suspect with a VALID reason...-last warning
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
Peter_Kovacs : Excuse the caps :P
Haythem said : lol
Rasem has joined the server
Peter_Kovacs : lmao




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BenR was spotted at gas station next to a hooker
Next thing we saw

Mark21: oh, i need only passport
Russian_shevchuk : i have play
Mark21 : I want it
BenR : Police radio : so how much for an hour, over.

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Peter_Kovacs was suspected by Yash(1) for nothing


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Peter_Kovacs shouted : stop and surrender now /gu!
TR]Legend : (Different language talk)
John_Doe said : oh
Mihail shouted : or we shoot and roflstomp you!

[Mihail Junkovich]

what a troller xD

[yoske]

Oh too bad I couldn't take screenshoots, one of best moments so far... I don't remember entirely how it went but something like this:

~ conversation between DeeJay and [R*] Janek about cops and criminals apparently cause DeeJay has being killed by criminals in few seconds (no roleplay, just shootout xD)

~ Janek saying "that's why I'll never go on cop duty again. I try to roleplay but rambo thinks it's funnier with AK"

....

Few minutes later Janek gets killed:

DeeJay: Janek you have been ramboed.

  
....

Probably not funny at all right now xD but it was one of this moments when you have to be there... xD

[justmeben]

Paulius3099 was suspected by siski_sikiep for fire
Paulius3099: siski suspected me for fire?
xWeDo : Type G
Peter_Kovacs said: Then again its up to you
GibiGidioi: Crash
Peter_Kovacs said : But you will be welcomed
xWeDo : Gabo
GabiGidioi: ??
Paulius3099 was unuspected by Betta: suspect with a VALID reason...
Inox : why dont walk
xWeDo : no imean other one
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
xWeDo : Srry
Peter_Kovacs : LOL
GabiGidioi : i need a cab
Paulius3099 : kick him
Jschalkwyk : how do i get a car or get to somewhere where u are at?
James_Conway : Gabi, stay there
Paulius3099 was unsuspected by Betta : suspect with a VALID reason...-last warning
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
Peter_Kovacs : Excuse the caps :P
Haythem said : lol
Rasem has joined the server
Peter_Kovacs : lmao




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BenR was spotted at gas station next to a hooker
Next thing we saw

Mark21: oh, i need only passport
Russian_shevchuk : i have play
Mark21 : I want it
BenR : Police radio : so how much for an hour, over.

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Peter_Kovacs was suspected by Yash(1) for nothing


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Peter_Kovacs shouted : stop and surrender now /gu!
TR]Legend : (Different language talk)
John_Doe said : oh
Mihail shouted : or we shoot and roflstomp you!

lol I was actually busting that prostitute undercover :3