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Offline McGarrett

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Reply #330 on: June 11, 2012, 07:17:30 pm
Quote from: ghost_element on April 19, 2012, 10:42:57 pm
[wB]FaD: Hey DellStorm, can i test the "/q" command?
[R*]DellStorm: If you wish.
[wB]FaD has left the server


[wB]FaD: I'll never use "/q" command again.
Ghost: Why not? I use it all the time when i want to leave.
[R*]DellStorm: Ghost, you don't need that, server crashes often and you'll get disconnected.
Lost connection to the server
Reconnecting...

Made me laugh :D


Quote from: Teddy on April 15, 2016, 03:28:22 am
If you are here for doing random event stuff, I'd recommend a free roam server. We're not that anymore. We're a roleplay server.

Offline Czar

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Reply #331 on: July 09, 2012, 12:22:53 am
well i have 1 funny log if u noticed

devo : i gotta gp bro my frnds dpog is sick gonna take her to a hospital?
Czar : y what happend?
devo : she is shitting blood
Czar : OMG really???
devo : yea she is very young and they gave her meat to eat
Czar : mayb the dog is on a period
devo : Lmao
czar : ok bye bro
devo : lol no she is only 45 days old
Czar : oh bro ok bye
devo : and i gotta go
Czar : BB
devo : :D
Czar : ok bye
devo : tc
czar : bye
Devo has left the server

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Reply #332 on: July 10, 2012, 03:35:48 am
Oo a dog shitting blood as 45 days old. He should get it to the vet right now :O


Quote from: Teddy on April 15, 2016, 03:28:22 am
If you are here for doing random event stuff, I'd recommend a free roam server. We're not that anymore. We're a roleplay server.

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Reply #333 on: July 29, 2012, 12:38:27 am
Honest confession. :roll:

Dino.(4): boys having lame excuses
[TCL]Rami.(6): that makes you a girl?
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Reply #334 on: July 29, 2012, 11:34:13 am
 :lol:


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Reply #335 on: August 01, 2012, 12:29:38 am
Dino.(8): ITS UPPP -.-
[TCL]Rami(1): now its up -.-

lol, I'm getting weird thaughts now.



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Reply #336 on: August 01, 2012, 05:19:04 pm
Get your head out of the gutters -.-


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Reply #337 on: August 01, 2012, 05:54:38 pm
Quote from: Leroy_Kolta on August 01, 2012, 05:19:04 pm
Get your head out of the gutters -.-

Which head? Because they said one is up.  :D


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Reply #338 on: August 01, 2012, 11:13:52 pm
u gotta love Dino and rami when they start themselves

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Reply #339 on: November 04, 2012, 09:57:28 am
Check this little Shit

Bjorngomes(1) Has joined the Game
hAWK: Hey Bjorn
Bjorngomes: Hey
hAWK(0) Has Left the Game

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Reply #340 on: November 17, 2012, 04:54:38 pm
Quote from: bjorngomes on November 04, 2012, 09:57:28 am
Check this little Shit

Bjorngomes(1) Has joined the Game
hAWK: Hey Bjorn
Bjorngomes: Hey
hAWK(0) Has Left the Game

Lol xD i laughed to much now  :lol: :rofl:


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Reply #341 on: September 13, 2013, 05:23:28 pm
Paulius3099 was suspected by siski_sikiep for fire
Paulius3099: siski suspected me for fire?
xWeDo : Type G
Peter_Kovacs said: Then again its up to you
GibiGidioi: Crash
Peter_Kovacs said : But you will be welcomed
xWeDo : Gabo
GabiGidioi: ??
Paulius3099 was unuspected by Betta: suspect with a VALID reason...
Inox : why dont walk
xWeDo : no imean other one
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
xWeDo : Srry
Peter_Kovacs : LOL
GabiGidioi : i need a cab
Paulius3099 : kick him
Jschalkwyk : how do i get a car or get to somewhere where u are at?
James_Conway : Gabi, stay there ;)
Paulius3099 was unsuspected by Betta : suspect with a VALID reason...-last warning
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
Peter_Kovacs : Excuse the caps :P
Haythem said : lol
Rasem has joined the server
Peter_Kovacs : lmao




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BenR was spotted at gas station next to a hooker
Next thing we saw

Mark21: oh, i need only passport
Russian_shevchuk : i have play
Mark21 : I want it
BenR : Police radio : so how much for an hour, over.

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Peter_Kovacs was suspected by Yash(1) for nothing


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Peter_Kovacs shouted : stop and surrender now /gu!
TR]Legend : (Different language talk)
John_Doe said : oh
Mihail shouted : or we shoot and roflstomp you!

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Reply #342 on: September 13, 2013, 05:27:22 pm
what a troller xD


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Reply #343 on: September 13, 2013, 05:33:17 pm
Oh too bad I couldn't take screenshoots, one of best moments so far... I don't remember entirely how it went but something like this:

~ conversation between DeeJay and [R*] Janek about cops and criminals apparently cause DeeJay has being killed by criminals in few seconds (no roleplay, just shootout xD)

~ Janek saying "that's why I'll never go on cop duty again. I try to roleplay but rambo thinks it's funnier with AK"

....

Few minutes later Janek gets killed:

DeeJay: Janek you have been ramboed.

 :war:  :janek:
....

Probably not funny at all right now xD but it was one of this moments when you have to be there... xD

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Reply #344 on: September 15, 2013, 03:52:23 pm
Quote from: Undertaker on September 13, 2013, 05:23:28 pm
Paulius3099 was suspected by siski_sikiep for fire
Paulius3099: siski suspected me for fire?
xWeDo : Type G
Peter_Kovacs said: Then again its up to you
GibiGidioi: Crash
Peter_Kovacs said : But you will be welcomed
xWeDo : Gabo
GabiGidioi: ??
Paulius3099 was unuspected by Betta: suspect with a VALID reason...
Inox : why dont walk
xWeDo : no imean other one
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
xWeDo : Srry
Peter_Kovacs : LOL
GabiGidioi : i need a cab
Paulius3099 : kick him
Jschalkwyk : how do i get a car or get to somewhere where u are at?
James_Conway : Gabi, stay there ;)
Paulius3099 was unsuspected by Betta : suspect with a VALID reason...-last warning
Paulius was suspected by siski_siskiep for fire
Peter_Kovacs : Excuse the caps :P
Haythem said : lol
Rasem has joined the server
Peter_Kovacs : lmao




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BenR was spotted at gas station next to a hooker
Next thing we saw

Mark21: oh, i need only passport
Russian_shevchuk : i have play
Mark21 : I want it
BenR : Police radio : so how much for an hour, over.

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Peter_Kovacs was suspected by Yash(1) for nothing


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Peter_Kovacs shouted : stop and surrender now /gu!
TR]Legend : (Different language talk)
John_Doe said : oh
Mihail shouted : or we shoot and roflstomp you!

lol I was actually busting that prostitute undercover :3


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