IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

[Lara Croft]

This is an old one [ 28.09.2013]

fa7al1ty(5): no speak english sorry
fa7al1ty(5): bulgarian
Armelin(11): OK
Armelin(11): NO - Car - kill
fa7al1ty(5): ok

Jackson Dancers for Armelin 

[GamerX]

  I laughed so much because of this post.

[z3r0C0ol]

Oh it was so funny  [2014.03.27]

yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8):
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(

I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard

[Thomas_Nolan]

Oh it was so funny  [2014.03.27]

yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8):
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(

I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard

What did I just read

[Joey]

hahahhaa XD XD XD XD lol rofl XD

[GamerX]

Oh it was so funny  [2014.03.27]

yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8):
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(

I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard

Ahahahahhaha     

[James Conway]

You guys are such meanies 

[Rei]

Oh it was so funny  [2014.03.27]

yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8):
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(

I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard

hahahahahhahahahahahaha 

[gabrielkiriac]

Oh it was so funny  [2014.03.27]

yasam(12): Im suck
vladok11(8):you suck?
Doyle_Lucchese(10) :D:
vladok11(8): do you suck hard?
Doyle_Lucchese(10): rofl rofl
vladok11(8):
yasam(12): please come
Doyle_Lucchese(10): enjoy your suck
[yasam(12): please ;(
vladok11(8): Will you suck?
yasam(12): yeah ;(

I think he meant "I`m stuck" or something I don't know but i laughed so hard

I laughed so much...lololol

[yoske]

Too bad I wasn't there, you would laugh with my foot up your as* 

[Undertaker]

Awhile ago while server was having issues

guest2: Go get some hax
guest2: swim faster
guest2: superman swimming mode
guest3: Going to rejoin to see what happens
guest0: No talking about haxes here
guest2: Yeah
guest2: LIKE YOU CAN DO SOMETHIN
guest2: go ahead ban me
guest1: xD
guest1: who r u?xD
guest2 was warned by guest0 for no talking about haxes
guest2: oh crap
guest2: it works
guest1: LOLOL
guest2: jesus

[Pokedude]

Random guy walks to the stand
Me: How may I help you sir
Him: I need a hotdog
Me: Sure, that'll be 5$
Then he ran away as fast as he could, grabbed a car and destroyed the stand... For the 4 millionth time today xD

AWESOME!

[x-BlaCK-DeViL]

This one made fall over of my seat xD

Newcomer : who is sauron ?
El Rayes : I believe he got one Eye and watching us with it from the sky
Newcomer : If only the guns were allowed here I would Shoot that eye
El Rayes : LOL

there was another conversation but I dont remember it :P

[x-BlaCK-DeViL]

this one happened today :
MOMMA in main chat : I AM RUSS
El Rayes says : hey MOMMA
MOMMA in main chat MONEY !
Cleo : /newjob
El Rayes says :easy
El Rayes gave MOMMA 1$
MOMMA : Thanks
El Rayes  in main chat : lol i gave him 1$ and he went away xD
 MOMMA in main chat : 1$ big in RUSS
couple mins later

He stopped me again

MOMMA in main chat : MORE !
El Rayes says : ok ok Just dont do anything mad
El Rayes gave MOMMA 1$
El Rayes gave MOMMA 1$
MOMMA in main chat : thanks
MOMMA in main chat : Mother Russia happy
El Rayes : lol i made Russia  happy with 3$



the thing that shocked me is he came with a stolen infernus after 2min and when a player called lenoxxx carjacked him he got kicked by MOMMA :O

[Witchking]

thoose 2 are still be best ones haha.. Void made it funny to be around lol.

I am mostly known by this introduction message, and half of IV:MP Argonath players can confirm it:
"Hello there XXX, welcome " so this evening happened something hilarious.
I've met this player 10 times and I always said the same message to him.The exact one I've written above.

DellStorm(2) LOL w
Void(3): Actually it was 20
Paladin(5) has joined the server
Void(3): Hello there Paladin, welcome
After 1 minute
Paladin(5): Void?
Void(3): Yes?
Paladin(5): Omg .... you aren't a bot ...
Void(3): LMAO
DellStorm(2): LOL

Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what?
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!

Poor Twenty.