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Offline rid

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Reply #555 on: July 30, 2016, 06:50:12 am
Quote from: Twenty on July 13, 2016, 09:23:04 pm
Random chatter about LCPD media...

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WheelRider(12): Bobby hits booby folks

Haha. I can't believe you posted this here.

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Reply #556 on: August 01, 2016, 10:16:26 pm
I found it quite funny so i have to post it, please forgive me

It happened when i was guiding new player on how to get new skin
meanwhile on admin chat...

[R*]Dino(5): There is no 5 -.-
Ninda(0): Do you mean skin 5?
[R*]Dino(5): nah, ID 5 is apparently using something.. mods I assume
Ninda(0): you are ID5
Ninda(0): lawl
[R*]Dino(5): oh -.-





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Reply #557 on: August 01, 2016, 10:50:51 pm
Quote from: Ninda on August 01, 2016, 10:16:26 pm
I found it quite funny so i have to post it, please forgive me

It happened when i was guiding new player on how to get new skin
meanwhile on admin chat...

[R*]Dino(5): There is no 5 -.-
Ninda(0): Do you mean skin 5?
[R*]Dino(5): nah, ID 5 is apparently using something.. mods I assume
Ninda(0): you are ID5
Ninda(0): lawl
[R*]Dino(5): oh -.-



Typical  :lol:

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Reply #558 on: August 02, 2016, 10:32:13 pm
Mihail(7): I hope you are a cat person :P
Ted(1): Ninda is
Ted(1): for sure
Mihail(7): xD
Ted(1): she has 10000 cats in her house


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Reply #559 on: August 03, 2016, 12:05:00 pm
Quote from: Ninda on August 01, 2016, 10:16:26 pm
I found it quite funny so i have to post it, please forgive me

It happened when i was guiding new player on how to get new skin
meanwhile on admin chat...

[R*]Dino(5): There is no 5 -.-
Ninda(0): Do you mean skin 5?
[R*]Dino(5): nah, ID 5 is apparently using something.. mods I assume
Ninda(0): you are ID5
Ninda(0): lawl
[R*]Dino(5): oh -.-


:lol:

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Reply #560 on: September 04, 2016, 01:12:42 am
Brian_Gale(3) was kicked by Brian_Gale(3)Insulting
Twenty(2): Reported
Caster(7): RIP
Bob123(8): ._.


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Reply #561 on: September 04, 2016, 02:05:42 am
Quote from: wawow_waleed55 on September 04, 2016, 01:12:42 am
Brian_Gale(3) was kicked by Brian_Gale(3)Insulting
Twenty(2): Reported
Caster(7): RIP
Bob123(8): ._.

That was funny because he flamed me in the admin chat and I reported him  :lol:

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Reply #562 on: September 05, 2016, 01:17:46 pm
Quote from: Twenty on September 04, 2016, 02:05:42 am
That was funny because he flamed me in the admin chat and I reported him  :lol:
Atleast he knows he is rulebreaking

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Reply #563 on: January 13, 2017, 01:14:23 pm
Meanwhile working as a doctor with Skillz, we had Joey as a patient. So.. talking about injections on the main chat:

| Joey_Lucchese: I am abdullah bruh
| Joey_Lucchese: U changed me
| Harzy: I changed you, okay
| Joey_Lucchese: U changed me
| Joey_Lucchese: With the injection
| Joey_Lucchese: U insertred it inside me
| Kardinal969: omg dont insert it +18 pfff
| Joey_Lucchese (on /em): xDDD
| Harzy (on /em): that souned so wrong xD
| Skillz (on /em): XD


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Reply #564 on: January 13, 2017, 02:06:45 pm
 :lol:  :rofl:

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Reply #565 on: January 14, 2017, 08:28:42 am
Quote from: Void on December 26, 2010, 04:19:37 pm
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!

Poor Twenty.  :(


Haha Never forget this one!, i Remember this i laughed so hard.


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Reply #566 on: January 14, 2017, 10:20:03 am
Quote from: Witchking on January 14, 2017, 08:28:42 am

Haha Never forget this one!, i Remember this i laughed so hard.
There is a reason for that award  :rofl:

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Reply #567 on: January 14, 2017, 11:21:53 am
*Joey won the richest player award*

Raoxes(9): Everyone is on joeys di*k.
Andre_Gluhov(16): ^XD
Bob123(13): ^ ._.
Apt Caster(11): LOL!!!


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Reply #568 on: January 14, 2017, 02:55:36 pm


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Reply #569 on: January 18, 2017, 07:03:48 pm
Meanwhile....

Anto_capobastone: 20
Anto_capobastone: is IVMP.ferocia.eu updated?
[R*]Twenty: yes
[R*]Twenty: i guess
DJronald: and what new?
Anto_capobastone: nice, so the Fuck word counter still works? :D

You were muted by [R*]Twenty for 20 seconds

DJronald: o_O
[R*]Twenty: :)
[R*]Twenty: Enjoy the banana


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