IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

[rid]

Random chatter about LCPD media...

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WheelRider(12): Bobby hits booby folks

Haha. I can't believe you posted this here.

[Ninda]

I found it quite funny so i have to post it, please forgive me

It happened when i was guiding new player on how to get new skin
meanwhile on admin chat...

[R*]Dino(5): There is no 5 -.-
Ninda(0): Do you mean skin 5?
[R*]Dino(5): nah, ID 5 is apparently using something.. mods I assume
Ninda(0): you are ID5
Ninda(0): lawl
[R*]Dino(5): oh -.-

[Norrage]

I found it quite funny so i have to post it, please forgive me

It happened when i was guiding new player on how to get new skin
meanwhile on admin chat...

[R*]Dino(5): There is no 5 -.-
Ninda(0): Do you mean skin 5?
[R*]Dino(5): nah, ID 5 is apparently using something.. mods I assume
Ninda(0): you are ID5
Ninda(0): lawl
[R*]Dino(5): oh -.-

Typical 

[_Force]

Mihail(7): I hope you are a cat person :P
Ted(1): Ninda is
Ted(1): for sure
Mihail(7): xD
Ted(1): she has 10000 cats in her house

[Matt]

I found it quite funny so i have to post it, please forgive me

It happened when i was guiding new player on how to get new skin
meanwhile on admin chat...

[R*]Dino(5): There is no 5 -.-
Ninda(0): Do you mean skin 5?
[R*]Dino(5): nah, ID 5 is apparently using something.. mods I assume
Ninda(0): you are ID5
Ninda(0): lawl
[R*]Dino(5): oh -.-

[William Carter]

Brian_Gale(3) was kicked by Brian_Gale(3)Insulting
Twenty(2): Reported
Caster(7): RIP
Bob123(8): ._.

[Norrage]

Brian_Gale(3) was kicked by Brian_Gale(3)Insulting
Twenty(2): Reported
Caster(7): RIP
Bob123(8): ._.

That was funny because he flamed me in the admin chat and I reported him 

[Matt]

That was funny because he flamed me in the admin chat and I reported him 

Atleast he knows he is rulebreaking

[Harzy]

Meanwhile working as a doctor with Skillz, we had Joey as a patient. So.. talking about injections on the main chat:

| Joey_Lucchese: I am abdullah bruh
| Joey_Lucchese: U changed me
| Harzy: I changed you, okay
| Joey_Lucchese: U changed me
| Joey_Lucchese: With the injection
| Joey_Lucchese: U insertred it inside me
| Kardinal969: omg dont insert it +18 pfff
| Joey_Lucchese (on /em): xDDD
| Harzy (on /em): that souned so wrong xD
| Skillz (on /em): XD

[Matt]

  

[Witchking]

Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what?
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!

Poor Twenty. 

Haha Never forget this one!, i Remember this i laughed so hard.

[Pokedude]

Haha Never forget this one!, i Remember this i laughed so hard.

There is a reason for that award 

[William Carter]

*Joey won the richest player award*

Raoxes(9): Everyone is on joeys di*k.
Andre_Gluhov(16): ^XD
Bob123(13): ^ ._.
Apt Caster(11): LOL!!!

[Joey]

[Anto17]

Meanwhile....

Anto_capobastone: 20
Anto_capobastone: is IVMP.ferocia.eu updated?
[R*]Twenty: yes
[R*]Twenty: i guess
DJronald: and what new?
Anto_capobastone: nice, so the Fuck word counter still works?

You were muted by [R*]Twenty for 20 seconds

DJronald: o_O
[R*]Twenty:
[R*]Twenty: Enjoy the banana