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on: November 21, 2010, 05:44:14 am
Basically, you fill in the blanks of the sentence "If I were ___ I would ___", then you post the next person / object for the next poster.
 

Quote from: poster7
If I were Mayor Of Los Santos, I would turn City Hall into a crematorium.
 
A hacker

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If I were a hacker, I would spawn 100000 dildos.
 
ARPD Chief

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If I were ARPD Chief, I would renovate the ARPD Bar into a skyscraper.
 
A potato

And so on...
Keep it clean, please.
 
I'll start.
 

A rock star (the celebrity, not the clan member)

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #1 on: November 21, 2010, 06:44:35 am
If I were a rock star, I'd fuck your mother.

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Reply #2 on: November 21, 2010, 07:07:36 am
if i were captain crunch, i would make your nuts crunchy and make my dog eat them off.

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Reply #3 on: November 21, 2010, 07:11:55 am
If I were a phone, then who would I be?

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Reply #4 on: November 21, 2010, 07:13:45 am
If I were a sponge, I'd float in my bathtub.

Steve Jobs

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #5 on: November 21, 2010, 07:19:23 am
If I were Steve Jobs, I'd fucking kill myself for being a faggot.


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Reply #6 on: November 21, 2010, 07:24:58 am
Quote from: Squeak on November 21, 2010, 07:19:23 am
If I were Steve Jobs, I'd f**king kill myself for being a bad guy.

Since you haven't posted anything below your suggestion,

If I was an Owner, I would make Roman Gvardia an admin :)

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Reply #7 on: November 21, 2010, 07:42:15 am
If I was a photo camera, I would take stolen pictures of you. :lol:

Bill Gates

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #8 on: November 21, 2010, 08:22:30 am
if i was Bill Gates, than i would be Bill Gatin'.
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Reply #9 on: November 21, 2010, 11:37:07 am
!?!?

If I were KhornateMonkey, I would read the topic properly.

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Reply #10 on: November 21, 2010, 11:54:22 am
If I were Kitsune, I'd lead the cops on a 10-hour chase. :lol:

Jaaskaa

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #11 on: November 21, 2010, 01:02:16 pm
We do not need stuff like ths, thanks..
-GiacJr

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Reply #12 on: November 21, 2010, 01:20:21 pm
If I were Gandalf I would tempban everyone for infinity minutes.

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Reply #13 on: November 21, 2010, 02:18:27 pm
Jerry, keep it clean... unless your brain cells cannot comprehend my reminder properly.
 

If I were Obama, I would illegalize all marijuana that is not used for strictly medical purposes.
 
Fidel Castro

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
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Reply #14 on: November 21, 2010, 02:21:01 pm
If i were Fidel Castro, i'd shave my fucking beard.

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